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What do I leave for Santa this year?

lordo350lordo350 Posts: 3,636
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Milk and cookies getting just a little bit repetative you know!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,853
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    #2
    Mince Pies and whisky/scotch.
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    babinabababinaba Posts: 5,448
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    #3
    leave him candle wax and Malibu and Pineapple
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    pmyoungpmyoung Posts: 131
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    I do believe he is partial to a bit of Southern Comfort.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,547
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    its a mince pie and some milk! and a carrot for rudolph!
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    alfiewozerealfiewozere Posts: 29,508
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    Definitely a mince pie but he gets a glass of sherry at our house and Rudolph gets a carrot.
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    InMyArmsInMyArms Posts: 50,792
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    Some booze.
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    Bedsit BobBedsit Bob Posts: 24,344
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    Put out some chocolate chip cookies, made with laxative chocolate.

    There's no way he can make the deliveries, with a dose of the squits. :D
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    puddytatpuddytat Posts: 6,351
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    a sweet sherry and a mince pie (or two) go down well. Don't forget to bite a carrot in half for rudolf, and stomp a sooty footprint on the carpet.
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    bob187bob187 Posts: 1,280
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    A big fat joint and a tube of Pringles.
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    SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    All that booze. Can see it now in the Sun:

    Santa charged with being drunk in charge of reindeer. Police investgating multiple reports of house-breaking.
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    GetMeOuttaHereGetMeOuttaHere Posts: 17,357
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    Why not just tell the old man to help himself to the goodies in the cupboard, after all he does live in the house and pay his way.
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    Rugby RoseRugby Rose Posts: 13,228
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    Santa is treated to Baileys and mince pie, but I think I might leave him apple pie this year instead, oh, and a carrot for Rudolf.

    Going by what everyone else leaves out for him too that's one sozzled Santa.
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    KFAKFA Posts: 3,382
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    Santa's getting commercial. He told me when I saw him he'd like an iphone and some truffles.
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    cosmocosmo Posts: 26,840
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    Isn't an open invitation to come into your room and empty his sack reward enough?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 9,916
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    trinity2002trinity2002 Posts: 16,059
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    A foot massager and a beard trimmer.
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    XassyXassy Posts: 9,365
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    We used to leave him a kitkat and a can of diet coke.
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    mozamoza Posts: 1,418
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    Apparently the done thing this year is magical reindeer food - also known as oats and glitter.

    Stick to whisky, mince pie and a nibbled carrot.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 9,803
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    Glass of water and a digestive (moneys tight, recession and all that)
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    broonalebroonale Posts: 5,472
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    Your credit card!!!!!
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    mumbles26mumbles26 Posts: 5,771
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    my phone number
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    GogfumbleGogfumble Posts: 22,155
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    I hate to be the one to break it to you but Santa doesn't...
    like mince pies.

    :eek:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,653
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    I always leave a mince pie and a glass of sherry.
    He leaves the mince pie though and drinks the whole bottle of sherry :mad::o
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 32,379
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    Large Drambuie and a box of choccies (for Mrs Santa) and a bag of carrots for the Reindeers.
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    hellsTinkerbellhellsTinkerbell Posts: 9,871
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    lordo350 wrote: »
    Milk and cookies getting just a little bit repetative you know!


    Eeek!!! its getting hard enough to think about what to buy for the family never mind Santa.
    The whole thing is way too commercial.
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