Only if you can provide photographic evidence that you are able to lick your own arse.
Actually, my dog can do it. She'd make a good prom queen, except she's an Anarchist, and favours a republic.
My contortions are all done alone and in private, therefore no one is around to take photographs, which is a damn shame as the wallpaper in my home is astounding.
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And he is. Often.
My contortions are all done alone and in private, therefore no one is around to take photographs, which is a damn shame as the wallpaper in my home is astounding.
Do you dress your dog up, I dress my pussy.
:D:D
Tru dat.
LOL. :eek:
Are you male or female by the way?
All lady.
Of course!!
That's the final act of any prom
Prom King: Stoatie
Prom Queen: Crazychris
You mean queen?
More like Court-Jester
They said Queen, not ugly sister!
I hate you. Why don't you go out or something? :cool: