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Can't stand Joey Essex

Why is he the favourite to win:confused:
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    SillyBillyGoatSillyBillyGoat Posts: 22,266
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    I'm no fan, either.

    I just don't trust his "dizziness". When someone mistakes Adam and Eve for Richard and Judy, it has to be false. He really reminds me of Brian Belo, winner of BB8 ("Who's that Shakespeare geezer? Did he make that film Romeo and Juliet?") :rolleyes:. I fully expect Joey to win this, too. :(

    I don't have a problem with people who are, shall I say, less bright. I have a problem with people who exaggerate it to be seen as the loveable funny ditz.

    I don't have a great deal of dislike for him because he could be perfectly nice, but I just have no time for people who play up for attention and laughs.

    Hey, I could be wrong and he could be genuine. He could really think the names of the alleged first man and woman created by God were Richard and Judy. But I find that very hard to believe.
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    oathyoathy Posts: 32,639
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    His "I don't know nothing" act really does my head in.
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    SULLASULLA Posts: 149,789
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    Don't worry. He will get lost the first time he goes to the dunny
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    RobRob Posts: 4,171
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    I'm no fan, either.

    I just don't trust his "dizziness". When someone mistakes Adam and Eve for Richard and Judy, it has to be false. He really reminds me of Brian Belo, winner of BB8 ("Who's that Shakespeare geezer? Did he make that film Romeo and Juliet?") :rolleyes:. I fully expect Joey to win this, too. :(


    I don't have a problem with people who are, shall I say, less bright. I have a problem with people who exaggerate it to be seen as the loveable funny ditz.

    I don't have a great deal of dislike for him because he could be perfectly nice, but I just have no time for people who play up for attention and laughs.

    Hey, I could be wrong and he could be genuine. He could really think the names of the alleged first man and woman created by God were Richard and Judy. But I find that very hard to believe.

    He also had to ask in his pre interview whether Australia was a country.
    I totally agree - nobody is that dense. I had the same issue with Charlotte in CBB - people who come across from other reality shows knows what their audience expects from them and know nothing more than to act up for the camera. It's all so false!
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    erin_perin_p Posts: 25,091
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    Looks like the first day will be all about Joey Essex.
    He didn't think they had to sleep outside ,he thought they would be in cabins. Who does he think he is kidding!! His mate Mark Wright was in the jungle so Joey would know fine well what to expect.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2508509/Joey-Essex-test-hes-forced-sky-dive-share-box-creepy-crawlies-Im-A-Celebrity-kicks-off.html
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    spookyLXspookyLX Posts: 11,730
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    I have got a horrible feeling the show will be all ' his journey ' and his showmance with Amy , yes we know this will happen ITV :(
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,889
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    SULLA wrote: »
    Don't worry. He will get lost the first time he goes to the dunny

    Then we could all dump on him and act as if we didn't know what we were doing.
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    Sun Tzu.Sun Tzu. Posts: 19,064
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    Can easily go the other way with him, the audience isn't made up of fully TOWIE types.
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    Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    I'm hoping he won't be able to keep up the lovable thicko act for long and his true colours will start to show.
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    Purple MangoPurple Mango Posts: 742
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    I struggle to understand itv's love for him. He has cropped up on so many itv shows playing his dumb character that is really running stale. Jesus' mum was 'Zeezus'? Spare me please. A 4 yr old could give you the right answear. So pathetic. Its not entertaining viewing and i really hope IAC dont turn it into the Joey show (even though i can vouch now that he will be the one getting voted for the trials). I dont hate the guy, Im sure he is a nice person really, but this doss intellect that he portrays is doing him no favours
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    davey_waveydavey_wavey Posts: 27,406
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    I can't stand the guy. He's such a fake. Nobody is that dumb - it's all an act and I hope his true colours come out in the jungle.

    Ideally, I hope all the airtime doesn't focus on him otherwise I will have to switch the programme off.
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    Blue Eyed ladyBlue Eyed lady Posts: 6,007
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    I can't stand the guy. He's such a fake. Nobody is that dumb - it's all an act and I hope his true colours come out in the jungle.

    Ideally, I hope all the airtime doesn't focus on him otherwise I will have to switch the programme off.

    Exactly!
    When he was on Celeb Juice he said said he thought Richard & Judy created the world, nobody could possibly be that stupid.
    As far as I'm concerned, it's one big act!
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    davey_waveydavey_wavey Posts: 27,406
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    Exactly!
    When he was on Celeb Juice he said said he thought Richard & Judy created the world, nobody could possibly be that stupid.
    As far as I'm concerned, it's one big act!

    I hope someone questions him over whether it's all an act in the camp.
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    SamuelWSamuelW Posts: 8,447
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    The guy is a fraud, But unfortunately Itv will edit him very favourably and undoubtedly he will go on to win. He's a fake and a fraud,
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    Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    SamuelW wrote: »
    The guy is a fraud, But unfortunately Itv will edit him very favourably and undoubtedly he will go on to win. He's a fake and a fraud,

    Yep. I've posted before about a time that my friend had an encounter with this fake where a pap got out of the passenger seat of his car at a patrol station and he then pretended that he didn't want his photo taken before uttering the line 'do you not know who I am' to bemused staff before shouting they were all f**king thick - with no idea of the irony
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    Face Of JackFace Of Jack Posts: 7,181
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    I've seen this guy Joey on shows like '8 out of Ten Cats' etc......I cannot believe he is that thick! Are ITV breeding him to become a new Chavvy Host of something? They've done it with Rylan from X Factor and Mark Wright from Essex!! What with Pip Schofield, Ben Shephard and Peter Andre - are they turning ALL their programmes into 'Pretty Boy Shows'?!

    (I'm not complaining - I'm gay! But I'm sure others would feel a bit compelled to say something!):o:o
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    Nebworth90Nebworth90 Posts: 1,266
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    And so the Joey Essex show begins... wonder how these 4 were chosen to start the show...? :rolleyes:
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    The FBIThe FBI Posts: 2,205
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    What a ****tard
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    Cracker_CakeCracker_Cake Posts: 1,478
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    Fake tan, teeth and intelligence seems to be all we get from these 'reality' Essex zelebs.

    The thicker they act the more air time they get.
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    Nick_DKNick_DK Posts: 1,590
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    Looking on twitter all the itv crowd loving him already. Annoying, show hasn't even started yet. He should win because he's stupid, not for me.
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    WeAreParkLaneWeAreParkLane Posts: 71
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    This will be for Joey what that channel 5 reality show in the house was for Jade Goody......all about him.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 106
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    He is an A class ditz. And trust me, his 'act' is real. Don't give him the credit of saying he is secretly more intelligent. He probably markets his image quite a bit for fame, but he is basically a ditz underneath.
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    feckitfeckit Posts: 4,303
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    He looks like a German youth from the 2nd World War
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    Vodka_DrinkaVodka_Drinka Posts: 28,753
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    He's as thick as pig shit and I don't find it endearing. Why is ignorance so celebrated in this country?
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    j0annej0anne Posts: 2,726
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    he is dumb that's for sure
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