The GD Refugee Thread : for all the reprobates

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  • FizixFizix Posts: 16,932
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    Flippin' eck, Fiz, where've you been? That's got to be the longest you haven't posted in ever. Evenin' to you. :D

    I've had a lot of stuff to sort out and deal with this past week so I have been quiet, I've been popping in though. Just not posting much, and probably won't be that active for a while.
  • jrajra Posts: 48,325
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    vosne wrote: »
    Indeed they are. I prefer empathy-less murder though. I woke up tittering the other day. I was dreaming of sawing my neighbours head off. Was a laugh riot.

    You should have auditioned for The Evil Dead II. Ash's part was made for you.
  • vosnevosne Posts: 14,131
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    If you have such a problem with me shagging sheep, stop bloody watching :p:o

    Some bugger's got to film it. Them movies you do don't make themselves.
  • christina83christina83 Posts: 11,115
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    vosne wrote: »
    Some bugger's got to film it. Them movies you do don't make themselves.

    Well then, stop complaining. :p:D
  • performingmonkperformingmonk Posts: 20,086
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    vosne wrote: »
    Some bugger's got to film it. Them movies you do don't make themselves.

    Link, please! :p:cool:
  • vosnevosne Posts: 14,131
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    jra wrote: »
    You should have auditioned for The Evil Dead II. Ash's part was made for you.

    Patrick Bateman is probably closer tbh but what the hell, I'll take any role. A regular cypher.
  • Keyser_Soze1Keyser_Soze1 Posts: 25,182
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    charlie1 wrote: »
    Fab, fascinating stuff, you clever thing.

    Noticed you had a bit of an excursion, glad to see you back, hun.

    Aww thanks. :kitty:
  • performingmonkperformingmonk Posts: 20,086
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    Oh cool. Haven't heard it yet. Will have to buy it at some point, I do like the manics.

    I always seem to come back to them, no matter what Metallica or Bjork-based tangents I go off on... I guess they remind me of when I used to be in my band years ago. We were definitely Manics influenced. I would never have picked up a guitar if it wasn't for James Dean Bradfield.
  • christina83christina83 Posts: 11,115
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    I always seem to come back to them, no matter what Metallica or Bjork-based tangents I go off on... I guess they remind me of when I used to be in my band years ago. We were definitely Manics influenced. I would never have picked up a guitar if it wasn't for James Dean Bradfield.

    Cool :) I'm more of a stereophonics girl, but I do love that manics :)
  • performingmonkperformingmonk Posts: 20,086
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    Fizix wrote: »
    I've had a lot of stuff to sort out and deal with this past week so I have been quiet, I've been popping in though. Just not posting much, and probably won't be that active for a while.

    That's a shame...though definitely pop in as much as you can otherwise it wouldn't be the same! :)
  • jrajra Posts: 48,325
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    Fizix wrote: »
    Why not use a hotspot, or btopenzone or something? You should have some in your area, if I do in a villiage then you *must* have. Although they are pointless for me as if BT goes down, so do they.

    Anyway, posting on a phone is easy, I'm usually on a phone, like now.

    Or use The Cloud.

    www.thecloud.net

    I was on BTHub3 the other day at a pub in Tring FOC and they supplied the password on a notice. Public wifi tends to be a bit shyte IMO and the range as with all wifi not far.

    Essentially, as of now, you can't beat a wired connection, but that's normally from home or at work, and more secure even than WPA/WPA2 PSK.
  • vosnevosne Posts: 14,131
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    Cool :) I'm more of a stereophonics girl, but I do love that manics :)

    God above, I hate the Stereophonics. Stop that at once \/


    I was going to make a Lost Prophets gag but I can't work one out that will allow me to continue in civilised society.
  • performingmonkperformingmonk Posts: 20,086
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    Cool :) I'm more of a stereophonics girl, but I do love that manics :)

    Nice, we used to cover Local Boy... wow that makes me feel oooold cause it was so long ago. I wish I could sing like Kelly Jones.
  • FizixFizix Posts: 16,932
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    That's a shame...though definitely pop in as much as you can otherwise it wouldn't be the same! :)

    Hehe, thanks. I'll try, I have more important stuff to deal with though, plus my mood is not really one for having a laugh ATM. But I'll try.

    jra wrote: »
    Or use The Cloud.

    www.thecloud.net

    I was on BTHub3 the other day at a pub in Tring FOC and they supplied the password on a notice. Public wifi tends to be a bit shyte IMO and the range as with all wifi not far.

    Essentially, as of now, you can't beat a wired connection, but that's normally from home or at work, and more secure even than WPA/WPA2 PSK.

    This is true, I haven't used cloud Internet though.
  • performingmonkperformingmonk Posts: 20,086
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    vosne wrote: »
    God above, I hate the Stereophonics. Stop that at once \/


    I was going to make a Lost Prophets gag but I can't work one out that will allow me to continue in civilised society.

    O.O do not speak such things! I guess, if you're like Patrick Bateman, you're more of a Phil Collins kind of guy? ;) Always love that speech in the film cause I like Genesis. :cool:
  • vosnevosne Posts: 14,131
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    O.O do not speak such things! I guess, if you're like Patrick Bateman, you're more of a Phil Collins kind of guy? ;) Always love that speech in the film cause I like Genesis. :cool:

    Huey Lewis. Once they stopped being so avant garde of course.

    Still waiting for my effing table at Dorsia. Where's my axe?
  • christina83christina83 Posts: 11,115
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    vosne wrote: »
    God above, I hate the Stereophonics. Stop that at once \/


    I was going to make a Lost Prophets gag but I can't work one out that will allow me to continue in civilised society.

    Nice, we used to cover Local Boy... wow that makes me feel oooold cause it was so long ago. I wish I could sing like Kelly Jones.

    Anyway I better get to sleep :p
    Night night :D
  • performingmonkperformingmonk Posts: 20,086
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    vosne wrote: »
    Huey Lewis. Once they stopped being so avant garde of course.

    Still waiting for my effing table at Dorsia. Where's my axe?

    It's Hip To Be Square! :D
  • vosnevosne Posts: 14,131
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    Anyway I better get to sleep :p
    Night night :D

    Night dearie. Nice to see ewe.
  • performingmonkperformingmonk Posts: 20,086
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    Anyway I better get to sleep :p
    Night night :D

    Night, christina. :)

    vos I'm now listening to Back In Time, such a great song! :D
  • jrajra Posts: 48,325
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    Spam.

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    The National Central Bureau of Interpol enhanced by the United Nations and Federal Bureau of Investigation have successfully passed a mandate to the current president of Nigeria his Excellency President Good luck Jonathan to boost the exercise of clearing all foreign debts owed to you and other individuals and organizations who have been found not to have receive their Contract Sum, Lottery/Gambling, Inheritance and the likes. Now how would you like to receive your payment? Because we have two method of payment which is by Check or by ATM card?


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    Check: To be deposited in your bank for it to be cleared within three working days. Your payment would be sent to you via any of your preferred option and would be mailed to you via UPS. Because we have signed a contract with UPS which should expire in next three weeks you will only need to pay $320 instead of $520 saving you $200 So if you pay before the end of June 2014 you save $200 Take note that anyone asking you for some kind of money above the usual fee is definitely a fraudsters and you will have to stop communication with every other person if you have been in contact with any. Also remember that all you will ever need to pay for is for the ups courier service delivery of your package which is $320 us dollars. And we guarantee the receipt of your fund to be successfully delivered to you within the next 24hrs after the receipt of payment has been confirmed.


    Note: Everything has been taken care of by the Federal Government of Nigeria, The United Nations, Federal Bureau Of Investigation including tax offices, custom paper and clearance duty services so all you will ever need to pay is $320 which is for the ups courier service delivery of your package. DO NOT SEND MONEY TO ANYONE UNTIL YOU READ THIS:
    The actual fees for shipping your ATM card is $520 but because UPS have temporarily discontinued the C.O.D which gives you the chance to pay when package is delivered for international shipping We had to sign contract with them for bulk shipping which makes the fees reduce from the actual fee of $520 to $320 nothing more and no hidden fees of any sort!


    BELOW ARE FEW LIST OF TRACKING NUMBERS YOU CAN TRACK FROM (UPS) WEBSITE (edited UPS link) TO CONFIRM PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO HAVE RECEIVED THEIR PAYMENT SUCCESSFULLY.



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    To effect the release of your fund valued at $3.5Million us dollars you are advised to contact our correspondent in Africa the FBI funds transfer agent Agent Joseph Hansen with the information below,

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    Email: joseph8454@gmail.com

    You are advised to contact him with the information's as stated below:


    1.Full Name:......................
    2.Delivery Address:......................
    3.Phone:......................
    4.Fax Number:......................
    5.A Copy of Your Identity:......................
    6.Age:......................
    7.Marital Status:......................
    8.Country:......................
    9.Occupation:......................
    10.Preferred Payment Method (ATM / Cashier Check)...............


    Upon receipt of payment the delivery officer will ensure that your package is sent within 52 working hours and your funds transferred to you with immediate effect, Because we are so sure of getting a successful transfer of your funds ,giving you a 100% money back guarantee if you do not receive payment/package within the next 52hrs after you have made the payment for the UPS COURIER SERVICE DELIVERY of your package. And make sure that you keep the receipt of the $320 payment that you made because that is the prove you will show to the delivery team when they arrive at your door step with your package so as to avoid any embarrassment and setback.


    Yours sincerely,
    Miss Donna Gwen
    FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
    UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
    J.Edgar.Hoover Building
    935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
    NW Washington, D.C.
    20535-0001, USA


    Note: Do disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in possession of your ATM CARD, you are hereby advice only to be in contact with your assigned FBI funds transfer agent Rev. Joseph Hansen. Forward any emails you get from impostors to this office so we could act upon and commence investigation

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    It would be a good start if these ******* t**ts could learn to write anything resembling good English. If you've got money to give to me, just give it to me without asking for upfront fees. :o

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    Another one.

    Now, you've got spam with aggression. :o

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    Dear *********,

    I was very furious when I listened to your voicemail last night.

    You know, I did tell you about R N B I last month but you�re the one who was not interested in buying at the time. It was trading for just 10 or 15 cents if I remember correctly. You cannot now blame me by saying I didn�t tell you.

    Anyway bullshit aside if you are still angry about missing the first wave I�m telling you its not too late but you need to listen to me now and buy as many s.h.a.r.es of R N B I as you can on Monday morning before they get too expensive and if you don�t it�s your own fault I don�t want you calling me again and leaving me another nasty voicemail.

    I spoke with my analyst buddy who is working on this specific stock-analysis and he told me we should expect to see shares hit past a dollar within the next 30 days. Do what you must.

    Take care
    Your bud
    Della

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  • FizixFizix Posts: 16,932
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    jra wrote: »
    Spam.

    Federal Bureau of Investigation
    Anti-Terrorist And Monitory Crime Division.
    Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
    J.Edgar.Hoover Building
    935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
    NW Washington, D.C.
    20535-0001, USA
    Customers Service Hours / Monday To Saturday:

    Dear Beneficiary,Season's Greetings


    We bring to your notice that your email address was randomly selected as email address of scammed victims who are to be compensated that is why we are in contact with you so take your time to read this information’s carefully.


    Series of meetings have been held over the past 7 months with the secretary general of the United Nations Organization, this ended 3days ago. It is obvious that you have not received your funds valued at $3.5 Million us dollars due to past corrupt Governmental Officials who almost held the funds to themselves for their selfish reason and some individuals who have taken advantage of your funds all in an attempt to swindle your funds which has led to so many losses from your end and unnecessary delay in the receipt of your fund.


    The National Central Bureau of Interpol enhanced by the United Nations and Federal Bureau of Investigation have successfully passed a mandate to the current president of Nigeria his Excellency President Good luck Jonathan to boost the exercise of clearing all foreign debts owed to you and other individuals and organizations who have been found not to have receive their Contract Sum, Lottery/Gambling, Inheritance and the likes. Now how would you like to receive your payment? Because we have two method of payment which is by Check or by ATM card?


    ATM Card: We will be issuing you a custom pin based ATM card of the UNITED BANK OF AFRICA which you will use to withdraw up to $5,000 per day from any ATM machine that has the Master Card Logo on it and the card have to be renewed in 4 years time which is 2017. Also with the ATM card you will be able to transfer your funds to your local bank account. The ATM card comes with a handbook or manual to enlighten you about how to use it. Even if you do not have a bank account.


    Check: To be deposited in your bank for it to be cleared within three working days. Your payment would be sent to you via any of your preferred option and would be mailed to you via UPS. Because we have signed a contract with UPS which should expire in next three weeks you will only need to pay $320 instead of $520 saving you $200 So if you pay before the end of June 2014 you save $200 Take note that anyone asking you for some kind of money above the usual fee is definitely a fraudsters and you will have to stop communication with every other person if you have been in contact with any. Also remember that all you will ever need to pay for is for the ups courier service delivery of your package which is $320 us dollars. And we guarantee the receipt of your fund to be successfully delivered to you within the next 24hrs after the receipt of payment has been confirmed.


    Note: Everything has been taken care of by the Federal Government of Nigeria, The United Nations, Federal Bureau Of Investigation including tax offices, custom paper and clearance duty services so all you will ever need to pay is $320 which is for the ups courier service delivery of your package. DO NOT SEND MONEY TO ANYONE UNTIL YOU READ THIS:
    The actual fees for shipping your ATM card is $520 but because UPS have temporarily discontinued the C.O.D which gives you the chance to pay when package is delivered for international shipping We had to sign contract with them for bulk shipping which makes the fees reduce from the actual fee of $520 to $320 nothing more and no hidden fees of any sort!


    BELOW ARE FEW LIST OF TRACKING NUMBERS YOU CAN TRACK FROM (UPS) WEBSITE (edited UPS link) TO CONFIRM PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO HAVE RECEIVED THEIR PAYMENT SUCCESSFULLY.



    JOHNNY ALMANTE ==============1Z2X59394198080570 GARY METZGER ==============1Z2X59394195952759 GLEN PAPANIKAS ==============1Z2X59394198690947 CAROL R BUCZYNSKI ==============1Z2X59394197862530 KARIMA EMELIA TAYLOR ==============1Z2X59394198591527 LISA LAIRD ==============1Z2X59394196641913 POLLY SHAYKIN ==============1Z2X59394198817702 MOREOVER, THIS IS ANOTHER PEOPLE THAT RECEIVED THEIR PAYMENT THROUGH UPS WEBSITE (edited DHL link).
    RICHARD AUTRY ============== 869713119185 GARY METZGER ============== 871363130860 MARK STUBBS ==============871363116168


    To effect the release of your fund valued at $3.5Million us dollars you are advised to contact our correspondent in Africa the FBI funds transfer agent Agent Joseph Hansen with the information below,

    Name:Agent.Joseph Hansen
    Email: joseph8454@gmail.com

    You are advised to contact him with the information's as stated below:


    1.Full Name:......................
    2.Delivery Address:......................
    3.Phone:......................
    4.Fax Number:......................
    5.A Copy of Your Identity:......................
    6.Age:......................
    7.Marital Status:......................
    8.Country:......................
    9.Occupation:......................
    10.Preferred Payment Method (ATM / Cashier Check)...............


    Upon receipt of payment the delivery officer will ensure that your package is sent within 52 working hours and your funds transferred to you with immediate effect, Because we are so sure of getting a successful transfer of your funds ,giving you a 100% money back guarantee if you do not receive payment/package within the next 52hrs after you have made the payment for the UPS COURIER SERVICE DELIVERY of your package. And make sure that you keep the receipt of the $320 payment that you made because that is the prove you will show to the delivery team when they arrive at your door step with your package so as to avoid any embarrassment and setback.


    Yours sincerely,
    Miss Donna Gwen
    FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
    UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
    J.Edgar.Hoover Building
    935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
    NW Washington, D.C.
    20535-0001, USA


    Note: Do disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in possession of your ATM CARD, you are hereby advice only to be in contact with your assigned FBI funds transfer agent Rev. Joseph Hansen. Forward any emails you get from impostors to this office so we could act upon and commence investigation

    =

    It would be a good start if these ******* t**ts could learn to write anything resembling good English. If you've got money to give to me, just give it to me without asking for upfront fees. :o

    =

    Another one.

    Now, you've got spam with aggression. :o

    =

    Dear *********,

    I was very furious when I listened to your voicemail last night.

    You know, I did tell you about R N B I last month but you�re the one who was not interested in buying at the time. It was trading for just 10 or 15 cents if I remember correctly. You cannot now blame me by saying I didn�t tell you.

    Anyway bullshit aside if you are still angry about missing the first wave I�m telling you its not too late but you need to listen to me now and buy as many s.h.a.r.es of R N B I as you can on Monday morning before they get too expensive and if you don�t it�s your own fault I don�t want you calling me again and leaving me another nasty voicemail.

    I spoke with my analyst buddy who is working on this specific stock-analysis and he told me we should expect to see shares hit past a dollar within the next 30 days. Do what you must.

    Take care
    Your bud
    Della

    =

    The last one is interesting, its as if its trying to dupe you into thinking you've been mistakenly sent an email that reveals a money pot, so you'll invest in it.
  • Frankie_LittleFrankie_Little Posts: 9,271
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    vosne wrote: »
    God above, I hate the Stereophonics. Stop that at once \/


    I was going to make a Lost Prophets gag but I can't work one out that will allow me to continue in civilised society.
    What do you get when your invest your money in an indie band?

    Lost profits.


    Hilarious, no?

    Or this little gem...

    It's terrible that Ian H Watkins from Steps was mistaken for the paedophile Ian Watkins of The Lostprophets.

    H would never have sex with anyone aged 5,6,7,8


    Nah, paedo jokes just aren't funny. :(
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,924
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    vosne wrote: »
    I had another one the other day about chucking a book at Never Nude's head.


    I think I may be going mad.

    My hubby chucked his book at someone's head while in a hospital ward. The poor other patient was snoring and keeping hubby awake. He was in a lot of pain, frustrated and couldn't sleep. :blush::D
  • RednellRednell Posts: 2,528
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    Just flitting in briefly to say that work is doing my head in. I'm waiting for a very important email so I can get this project done, and I'm twitchy because it's not here yet.

    Hope everyone else is ok :)
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