A wedding, eh!?!? I should just send out for about three tons of chips FB, and a thousand buttered rolls, with a lake of vinegar and a vat of ketchup. Job done!!
A wedding, eh!?!? I should just send out for about three tons of chips FB, and a thousand buttered rolls, with a lake of vinegar and a vat of ketchup. Job done!!
I'm doing mushy peas, presented in those Canape spoons.
Grated Wensleydale on t'side :-D
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A floury bap would be delectable. The prices are so reasonable that i might have two.
*loudspeaker announces...price rise imminent due to an increase in shares globally of Pork Bellies.....*
TONIGHTS SPECIAL -
Rack of Ribs £5.99, free can of Mountain Dew and napkin included
I thought it would have been your foot long sausage :D
OOoooohh I say........me battered black puddings have more girth to be honest
Not as much as mine though
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*phone rings*
Hellloo...yes..Robert..that's me, call me bob please.
A wedding buffet? No problem for my team, I can guarantee quality canapes.....ok.bye.
*starts sweating*
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I'm doing mushy peas, presented in those Canape spoons.
Grated Wensleydale on t'side :-D
Can i have my mushy peas gently ladled into an inverted flat cap delivered to me on the back of a whippet?
Will a greyhound do?
That really would be fast food.
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Oscar can be a tad frisky, don't let him smell the Wensleydale.
You don't ask fer much do ya:o:D
I'll have a cheese and cockroach toastie please.
:-(
You'll get that over in The Pub :-(
TONIGHT'S SPECIAL -
Crab Sticks with complimentary Pickled Egg/Onion or Gherkin (1 per customer)
What, my wages?>:(
Pukesville
Hello...yes..yes..yes..anne_666..?
Yes if there are any sightings of anne_666 I shall do my public duty and inform the local Constabulary...no problem..oh and do pop in tomorrow for your FREE bacon rolls officer...byeee
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