Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 2)

twassington · 06/09/13 - 14:17

that wrinkled, talentless old git

farmer bob · 06/09/13 - 14:47

who's had hit after hit :-P:-P

twassington · 06/09/13 - 15:16

from twassock's trusty garden spade

farmer bob · 06/09/13 - 15:59

yet still Pilchard bounces back

twassington · 06/09/13 - 16:08

like some wizened old zombie

farmer bob · 06/09/13 - 16:57

from a George (A) Romero movie

twassington · 06/09/13 - 17:08

time to retire now, Pilchard

well it would have been nice if you had about 40 years ago:p

farmer bob · 06/09/13 - 18:35

you're just a large Sardine

twassington · 06/09/13 - 18:40

drowning in lots of brine

deans6571 · 06/09/13 - 18:40

that stinks of rotten farts

twassington · 06/09/13 - 18:45

[deans has eaten many beanz

]

deans6571 · 06/09/13 - 18:52

beans, beans, good for your

farmer bob · 06/09/13 - 18:54

heart, even though they make...

deans6571 · 06/09/13 - 18:57

you fart. The more you

belly button · 06/09/13 - 21:14

stuff your face with them

farmer bob · 06/09/13 - 21:26

the more methane builds up

belly button · 06/09/13 - 21:31

which can be useful for

deans6571 · 06/09/13 - 21:33

powering my lawnmower when cutting

twassington · 07/09/13 - 01:15

back the shrubbery in readiness

littlemadangel · 07/09/13 - 01:25

for the great wedding of

twassington · 07/09/13 - 01:34

littlemadangel and deans6571, who were

littlemadangel · 07/09/13 - 02:08

fighting in the corner over

twassington · 07/09/13 - 02:23

the wedding colour scheme, and

littlemadangel · 07/09/13 - 02:24

whether the cat had been

twassington · 07/09/13 - 02:28

invited to be chief bridesmaid

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