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Christmas poo stories?

[Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 355
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In a public loo please.
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    bryemycazbryemycaz Posts: 11,738
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    Howdy Ho
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    Bex_123Bex_123 Posts: 10,783
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    Wtf..
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    U96U96 Posts: 13,937
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    bryemycaz wrote: »
    Howdy Ho

    Sing it Mr Hanky.:D
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    exlordlucanexlordlucan Posts: 35,375
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    In a public loo please.

    Sorry but am at home right now.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 5,692
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    All my Christmas poo stories are from my work's toilet. A shame. I had so many.
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    barbelerbarbeler Posts: 23,827
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    After five attempted flushes, my 89 year-old dad's was finally broken into flushable pieces with the aid of a hefty twig out of the garden. Peace was resumed.
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    gothergother Posts: 14,705
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    This thread stinks.
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    grumpyscotgrumpyscot Posts: 11,354
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    barbeler wrote: »
    After five attempted flushes, my 89 year-old dad's was finally broken into flushable pieces with the aid of a hefty twig out of the garden. Peace was resumed.

    For a minute there, I thought you'd broken your Dad into flushable pieces!
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    Dave3622Dave3622 Posts: 1,819
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    This thread reminded me of and old arcade game called Uncle Poo. Yes, it really did exist!!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIZG3W9LsVs
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    netcurtainsnetcurtains Posts: 23,494
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    My puppy did all of his poos and wees outside :D
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    CravenHavenCravenHaven Posts: 13,953
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    You do not you're supposed to eat a christmas log or put it on the fire. Not lay it.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 12,830
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    A few days before Christmas, there was a streak of yellow dog poo on the pavement, then further up, about 10 feet up from that was another streak of the same yellow poo, then a third again about 10 feet further up. So, the owner must have let the dog poo a bit, then dragged it along to let it poo some more, and then a further pull and poo, to contaimate a larger section of pavement.
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    CaxtonCaxton Posts: 28,881
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    This a crap thread, it should be dumped, just full of shit posts about poo.
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    dsimillerdsimiller Posts: 1,838
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    barbeler wrote: »
    After five attempted flushes, my 89 year-old dad's was finally broken into flushable pieces with the aid of a hefty twig out of the garden. Peace was resumed.

    I always keep a hefty twig in the bathroom for this very reason.Floaters can be a very embarrassing affair,with everybody denying its theirs.
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    DangerBrotherDangerBrother Posts: 1,623
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    I never poo at Christmas
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    MudboxMudbox Posts: 10,110
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    the queen did one, and she made a huge sound, the Queen's Screech.
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    Jason100Jason100 Posts: 17,222
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    U96 wrote: »
    Sing it Mr Hanky.:D

    Mr Hanky the Christmas poo he loves me and I love you.....
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    SJ_MentalSJ_Mental Posts: 16,138
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    Not in a public loo, But I have been constipated for five whole days, Today I managed to produce a yuletide log :blush:
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    lemoncurdlemoncurd Posts: 57,778
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    I had a lovely yule log today.

    edit: Oops, wrong thread!
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    Cissy FairfaxCissy Fairfax Posts: 11,819
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    dsimiller wrote: »
    I always keep a hefty twig in the bathroom for this very reason.Floaters can be a very embarrassing affair,with everybody denying its theirs.

    We keep a coat hanger by, for when the old man comes to stay. We used to vary the hangers but the current one, is a good sturdy type but which took up too much space in the wardrobe and any clothes slipped off of it, so it was a win win situation.
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    U96U96 Posts: 13,937
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    Jason100 wrote: »
    Mr Hanky the Christmas poo he loves me and I love you.....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rg66j0fUbUk It takes a second to get the log moving.

    It should've been the Christmas No.1.It would've created such a stink!.:p
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    GroutyGrouty Posts: 34,039
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    What a diarrhea thread.

    :D
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    Miss XYZMiss XYZ Posts: 14,023
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    dsimiller wrote: »
    I always keep a hefty twig in the bathroom for this very reason.Floaters can be a very embarrassing affair,with everybody denying its theirs.
    We keep a coat hanger by, for when the old man comes to stay. We used to vary the hangers but the current one, is a good sturdy type but which took up too much space in the wardrobe and any clothes slipped off of it, so it was a win win situation.

    Both these posts have just made me LOL :D
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    SupportSupport Posts: 70,849
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    This thread.
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    U96U96 Posts: 13,937
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    This thread.

    It needs a good laxative.Maybe Senokot Extra Strong.
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