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David is a Bitch
sheila blige
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Well he's not really - this is just to level the playing field!
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sheila blige
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FROGS - now that's an idea! Why have they never had a trial with frogs?
He's a little prince, never picking up logs, and Carlton has done far more washing up than he. I also once saw him cry but not enough tears came out to meet my exacting standards, although I could swear he was trying to force more out. This is definitive proof of just what an absolute bitch he is. Oh and I also saw him doing a bit of sunbathing, and he has 3, yes THREE email accounts. He once told me he read some past midnight. How very dare he choose what hour of the day or night to read his own emails Yeah, definite bitch! Down with David!! etc etc
Phew I feel much better now. Someone had better not call me jealous, or I'll proper kick off. .;)
They do! And I hope he'll be another one who will.
Bitch!
Who cares if he does, a fabulous darling in camp is worth their weight in dishwashing as far as I'm concerned.
But he didn't even bother to iron that wedding dress did he?
You know, I think he does do a little bit of bitching but in a very light-hearted and charming way. He runs a rather knowing and sardonic eye over the other campers, but delivers his judgements with such charm and innocence that you're never really conscious of the little sting in the tail...
Another reason I love the 'bitch' and the mischievous little glint in his eye.
Strangely I agree, like tonight when Matthew and David were telling the rest how competitive Steve was. Matthew came off looking like Mr Bitterman, and Steve like a yob, but David was all charm. It's like his middle name is YOLO and he isn't letting the others get to him.
He reminds me a lot of David Gest (but without the amazing tall tales).
Your are obviously a HATER LOL!
and if you dare to tick me off for saying that.....well, I'll just whack you with my handbag and throw a right hissy fit. So there!!!!! lol.
The only thing is the fashion industry is a very bitchy, competitive environment and I'm majorly surprised if he's any different . I've become cynical with all these reality show and the game plans and tactics adopted by the contestants.
If what we're seeing is the real David I'm pleasently surprised, but the only way to get to the truth is to hear from those in the fashion industry.
They're not reliable, they're competitive and bitchy remember?
To be fair, he could hardly follow her up the church steps ironing away as she walked. But it did seem to get awfully creased in that carriage. Maybe a nice polyester blend would have withstood the journey better.
I like David a LOT..
That dress though, deary me, not a success - great bag of washing.
Best
In
There,
Crown
Him!