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10 Things I like and admire about Jodie Marsh

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    UpsonPainter NNUpsonPainter NN Posts: 1,948
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    icklekermy wrote:
    Oh how lovely, encouraging girls to dress like tarts so they can then cry how they were bullied because they no doubt strut around the schoolyard with their baps and minge out and other kids decide to comment on it and then they can pave a career in glamour modelling by slagging of anyone who dares to disagree with them.


    That's what the message she is sending out is. What I worry is, we have a problem as it is with STDs and teen pregnancy amongst young girls, yet this trollope has been appointed as an agony aunt in a teen mag.

    What next, Coke Moss working for a pre-teen mag on how to find enjoyment through certain substances?
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    OuchthathurtOuchthathurt Posts: 2,102
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    10 things I like about Jodie Marsh? Okay, I can do this, I'll give it a go:

    1) Er....

    2) Um.....

    3) :confused:

    4) .....

    5) ^^ :rolleyes:

    6) Running out of ideas here peeps!

    7) Ah! She is innovative with the wearing of belts. A fashion icon of the first order..

    8) Nope, give up.

    ** brain impodes with effort**

    10) You have to be kidding, right?

    Unconstructive post - check

    :rolleyes: :D:D:p
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    LOL! :D

    Seriously, she needs to live in the real world. I mean she only got famous through a low-rent TV show.

    As for this part in a film, what is it...a porno?

    No it's called are Are You Ready For Love? :confused: Also The Streets vid - The video is really cool. I play his assistant. He's a plastic surgeon and to begin with I'm the sexy receptionist, turning into a nurse helping him with surgery later on. It was the longest day of all time. I was up at 6am, working by 8am and didn't finish til about 3am the following morning but it was worth it! The song is all about being famous and even has a line with my name in it; it says something like "I wanna get f*cked in clubs with Jodie Marsh" - ha ha - charming! Is that what people think of me?! Ha ha. I love it!

    In answer to Miss Marsh's last question... YES!

    Anyone see it yet?? :rolleyes:
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    lulululu Posts: 4,685
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    hitchins wrote:
    No it's called are Are You Ready For Love? :confused: Also The Streets vid - The video is really cool. I play his assistant. He's a plastic surgeon and to begin with I'm the sexy receptionist, turning into a nurse helping him with surgery later on. It was the longest day of all time. I was up at 6am, working by 8am and didn't finish til about 3am the following morning but it was worth it! The song is all about being famous and even has a line with my name in it; it says something like "I wanna get f*cked in clubs with Jodie Marsh" - ha ha - charming! Is that what people think of me?! Ha ha. I love it!

    In answer to Miss Marsh's last question... YES!

    Anyone see it yet?? :rolleyes:

    NO, but thank you soooo much for the warning, I'll avoid it like the plague :D
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    UpsonPainter NNUpsonPainter NN Posts: 1,948
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    lulu wrote:
    NO, but thank you soooo much for the warning, I'll avoid it like the plague :D


    hear hear ;)

    Don't want that trollope on my TV screens.
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    hitchins wrote:
    But people DO like her panicj!!!! :eek: She received two letters yesterday from a couple of schoolgirls, she told them to carry on dressing mad, as it never did her any harm! :o By the way, as anybody here read her book?

    *raises hand up nervously and then ducks to avoid being shot*

    Yes I have. I couldnt help myself. Its not actually that bad a read. Although it generally does re iterate all the repetitive crap from her blog and from her time on BB.

    DISCLAIMER-Before you all slag me about owning said book can I please remind you all that I have been beaten down for it in the past and by admitting to having the book and having read it I am overcoming my demons. Thank you.
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    cel_001 wrote:
    *DISCLAIMER-Before you all slag me about owning said book can I please remind you all that I have been beaten down for it in the past and by admitting to having the book and having read it I am overcoming my demons. Thank you.





    Your are very brave
    ;):)
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    UpsonPainter NNUpsonPainter NN Posts: 1,948
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    cel_001 wrote:
    *raises hand up nervously and then ducks to avoid being shot*

    Yes I have. I couldnt help myself. Its not actually that bad a read. Although it generally does re iterate all the repetitive crap from her blog and from her time on BB.

    DISCLAIMER-Before you all slag me about owning said book can I please remind you all that I have been beaten down for it in the past and by admitting to having the book and having read it I am overcoming my demons. Thank you.


    What does she go on about in it??
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    What does she go on about in it??

    Why don't you go buy it Upson ;) go on, you know you want to. :D Anyhow there is a review HERE ;)
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    macsgirlmacsgirl Posts: 847
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    Oh, before I forget, I must say hello to Charlotte and Gemma. Thank you for your letter ladies, it was really nice of you. Please don't worry about weirdos on the internet being nasty. I get loads of them! They're just sad people with sad lives. They are so insecure within themselves that they feel it necessary to surf the net all day abusing others (who are actually more beautiful, more clever etc than they are!). People will always abuse others when they are jealous. Don't let it stop you wearing the mad outfits either! I wore mad outfits throughout my whole teenage years (and still wear them now) and, although I got bullied for it, it didn't do me any harm. In fact, my mad outfits have just paid for my beautiful house!

    An open comment to Jodie Marsh:

    Oh yes were all a bunch of saddos here Jodie, we work (very hard sometimes), we bring up children, (properly might I add!) and try to live our lives (if we're female!) without needing to get our baps out, slag off our exes and wear virtually nothing on a regular basis. We don't surf the net 'all day' as you put it, we come on here to meet up with people and relax and have a bit of a bitch.

    If you don't want people to get bitchy try putting your baps away once in a while, and don't make sure you appear nearly every day in the press in some tacky outfit.
    Try to live up to your ideals and stop being a bully - because that's exactly what you are. Oh and you're beautiful (ha!!) and clever? This from the woman who thought an egg was a vegetable!!
    We aren't jellas, OK, we might not make as much dosh as you, but at least we have our integrity. Who wants to be jealous of someone who degrades themselves like you do on a daily basis, and because you do that you're far from being a feminist icon. As for being an agony aunt for teens - I'm bloody horrified! Your own mother allowed you to walk round at 14 with a pair of see through trousers and a thong, not ideal mothering skills are they?

    There's only one saddo involved here Jode, and it sure as hell ain't your detractors!
    Have a nice life - I hope you enjoy your cash, because you'll need it when you're a saggy- titted 50 year old orange munter who no man wants or desires because they've been round the block so many times they've worn out the world supply of tacky sandals. :p

    Phew - I feel better for that! :D
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    Having not read it, Im just guessing but I'd say its along the lines of:

    I was bullied
    My mate died
    I was bullied
    Jordans a slag
    Fran is a shit
    Smegma
    Be like me, Im great.
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    icklekermy wrote:
    Having not read it, Im just guessing but I'd say its along the lines of:

    I was bullied
    My mate died
    I was bullied
    Jordans a slag
    Fran is a shit
    Smegma
    Be like me, Im great.

    LOL!!!!!

    That's so true :p

    I've noticed, it's only available in hardback, not paperback....perhaps it's struggle to fill a hundred pages in paperback :p
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    I like the fact she campaigns for animal rights and speaks out against celebs who wear fur - this is one thing she really seems genuinely dedicated to
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    OuchthathurtOuchthathurt Posts: 2,102
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    macsgirl wrote:


    >>Snippedy doo dah

    An open comment to Jodie Marsh:

    Oh yes were all a bunch of saddos here Jodie, we work (very hard sometimes), we bring up children, (properly might I add!) and try to live our lives (if we're female!) without needing to get our baps out, slag off our exes and wear virtually nothing on a regular basis. We don't surf the net 'all day' as you put it, we come on here to meet up with people and relax and have a bit of a bitch.

    If you don't want people to get bitchy try putting your baps away once in a while, and don't make sure you appear nearly every day in the press in some tacky outfit.
    Try to live up to your ideals and stop being a bully - because that's exactly what you are. Oh and you're beautiful (ha!!) and clever? This from the woman who thought an egg was a vegetable!!
    We aren't jellas, OK, we might not make as much dosh as you, but at least we have our integrity. Who wants to be jealous of someone who degrades themselves like you do on a daily basis, and because you do that - you're far from being a feminist icon. As for being an agony aunt for teens - I'm bloody horrified! Your own mother allowed you to walk round at 14 with a pair of see through trousers and a thong, not ideal mothering skills are they?

    There's only one saddo involved here Jode, and it sure as hell ain't your detractors!
    Have a nice life - I hope you enjoy your cash, because you'll need it when you're a saggy- titted 50 year old orange munter who no man wants or desires because they've been round the block so many times they've worn out the world supply of tacky sandals. :p

    Phew - I feel better for that! :D

    I'm sure that your poor unviewed and therefore greatly deprived baps are greatly relieved that the load has been lifted from them. :p:D

    Oh....and I also loved your open letter!

    :D
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    macsgirl- sorry think I missed something has Jodie come out and slagged off people on this forum? is it on her blog? as would love to read it if so...
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    macsgirl wrote:
    Oh, before I forget, I must say hello to Charlotte and Gemma. Thank you for your letter ladies, it was really nice of you. Please don't worry about weirdos on the internet being nasty. I get loads of them! They're just sad people with sad lives. They are so insecure within themselves that they feel it necessary to surf the net all day abusing others (who are actually more beautiful, more clever etc than they are!). People will always abuse others when they are jealous. Don't let it stop you wearing the mad outfits either! I wore mad outfits throughout my whole teenage years (and still wear them now) and, although I got bullied for it, it didn't do me any harm. In fact, my mad outfits have just paid for my beautiful house!

    An open comment to Jodie Marsh:

    Oh yes were all a bunch of saddos here Jodie, we work (very hard sometimes), we bring up children, (properly might I add!) and try to live our lives (if we're female!) without needing to get our baps out, slag off our exes and wear virtually nothing on a regular basis. We don't surf the net 'all day' as you put it, we come on here to meet up with people and relax and have a bit of a bitch.

    If you don't want people to get bitchy try putting your baps away once in a while, and don't make sure you appear nearly every day in the press in some tacky outfit.
    Try to live up to your ideals and stop being a bully - because that's exactly what you are. Oh and you're beautiful (ha!!) and clever? This from the woman who thought an egg was a vegetable!!
    We aren't jellas, OK, we might not make as much dosh as you, but at least we have our integrity. Who wants to be jealous of someone who degrades themselves like you do on a daily basis, and because you do that - you're far from being a feminist icon. As for being an agony aunt for teens - I'm bloody horrified! Your own mother allowed you to walk round at 14 with a pair of see through trousers and a thong, not ideal mothering skills are they?

    There's only one saddo involved here Jode, and it sure as hell ain't your detractors!
    Have a nice life - I hope you enjoy your cash, because you'll need it when you're a saggy- titted 50 year old orange munter who no man wants or desires because they've been round the block so many times they've worn out the world supply of tacky sandals. :p

    Phew - I feel better for that! :D


    Well summed up :)

    If there was only a way we could sent this to her ;)
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    Oh, before I forget, I must say hello to Charlotte and Gemma. Thank you for your letter ladies, it was really nice of you. Please don't worry about weirdos on the internet being nasty. I get loads of them! They're just sad people with sad lives. They are so insecure within themselves that they feel it necessary to surf the net all day abusing others (who are actually more beautiful, more clever etc than they are!). People will always abuse others when they are jealous. Don't let it stop you wearing the mad outfits either! I wore mad outfits throughout my whole teenage years (and still wear them now) and, although I got bullied for it, it didn't do me any harm. In fact, my mad outfits have just paid for my beautiful house!

    Didnt do her any harm? Is she f*cking kidding? She's out of school how long exactly and shes still banging on about how bullied she was and how vile people were to her. Dont get me wrong, Im not condoning conforming to stop getting picked on but to actively encourage girls to dress like her, i.e. a complete tart is dangerous and negligent...the more I read about her the less I'm actually convinced that the one thing I felt sorry for her about, is a complete fabrication. Any teenager who at 14 years old goes out in see through trousers and a thong with the full support nay encouragement of her parents, well it beggars belief. Jodie, I'm sure it made you feel better to think that the people who dared to comment on what a trollop you no doubt looked like (as well as a peodophiles dream) was just jealous and ugly and stupid. I'm sure its easy to lock yourself in your lovely big house, paid for by selling pictures of yourself in various states of undress and doing sex columns in lads mags and laugh at all of us "saddos" who have regular jobs. Obviously money is great, but you seem to equate it with happiness. So untrue. I may not have as much money as you, but I have my dignity and self respect. I dont need to go to premieres in a see through top to get myself in the papers. i dont need to put every intmate detail of my life in blog for anyone to read. If fame and fortune came my way, Id rather have earned it by having talent, not just be another in a long line of big titted, loose moraled, stupid bints who happened to be in the right place at the right time. I like that my parents are proud of me because I rely on my brains and talent to get me further in life and theyve never had to look at me and feel ashamed..obviously yours are very proud of you and your *achievements* which to be honest....speaks volumes.
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    cel_001 wrote:
    *raises hand up nervously and then ducks to avoid being shot*

    Yes I have. I couldnt help myself. Its not actually that bad a read. Although it generally does re iterate all the repetitive crap from her blog and from her time on BB.

    DISCLAIMER-Before you all slag me about owning said book can I please remind you all that I have been beaten down for it in the past and by admitting to having the book and having read it I am overcoming my demons. Thank you.

    Cel, consider yourself cured - you took the brave step of coming out. I applaud you. :D
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    Don't let it stop you wearing the mad outfits either! I wore mad outfits throughout my whole teenage years (and still wear them now) and, although I got bullied for it, it didn't do me any harm.

    Blimey, she was also bullied for her nose, and her dark skin, was there anything that she wasn't bullied for? Would love to hear from some of her old classmates to get the real story!
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    What does she go on about in it??


    (1) Bullying.
    (2) Shagging
    (3) Shagging famous blokes
    (4) Being dumped by famous blokes
    (5) Her friend being murdered. (Although this section of the book is very sad, and I do sympathise with the Marsh after reading her account of it)
    (6) How much she loves Fran Cosgrave and his skiddy pants, and smegma coated cheese head
    (7)How much she hates Fran Cosgrave and his skiddy pants, and smegma coated cheese head
    (8) Jordan
    (9) Charitys
    (10) Her fabulous mates
    (11) Her time as a lap dancer (eeeck the mind boggles)

    Emmm thats it pretty much, good thing about it is she further details 'relations' with goody 2 shoes such as Kian from Westlife.
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    cel_001 wrote:
    (1) Bullying.
    (2) Shagging
    (3) Shagging famous blokes
    (4) Being dumped by famous blokes
    (5) Her friend being murdered. (Although this section of the book is very sad, and I do sympathise with the Marsh after reading her account of it)
    (6) How much she loves Fran Cosgrave and his skiddy pants, and smegma coated cheese head
    (7)How much she hates Fran Cosgrave and his skiddy pants, and smegma coated cheese head
    (8) Jordan
    (9) Charitys
    (10) Her fabulous mates
    (11) Her time as a lap dancer (eeeck the mind boggles)

    Emmm thats it pretty much, good thing about it is she further details 'relations' with goody 2 shoes such as Kian from Westlife.


    Should be a good read.....NOT!
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    According to another poster, she's claiming to have an A list celeb mate in her new book, who begged her to sleep with him. She knows he'll go mad if she tells and he'll probably never speak to her again but hey, when a cheques waved in your face, whats friendship eh?
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    kazzy wrote:
    Blimey, she was also bullied for her nose, and her dark skin, was there anything that she wasn't bullied for? Would love to hear from some of her old classmates to get the real story!

    I do not think she undertstands what bullying actually is and franky she is an insult to children who have suffered relentlessly through been bullied.

    People will have sniggered behind the bike sheds when she came walking across the playground in see through trousers and a thong with a bright orange face, hardly tantamounts to bullying! Your a bloody disgrace woman! :mad:
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    icklekermy wrote:
    According to another poster, she's claiming to have an A list celeb mate in her new book, who begged her to sleep with him. She knows he'll go mad if she tells and he'll probably never speak to her again but hey, when a cheques waved in your face, whats friendship eh?

    Its got to be Robbie. He is the only vaguely A List celeb mentioned in her book that I can think of. She met him when out on a date with Max Beesley. He'll be embarassed if it turns out to be true!
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    macsgirlmacsgirl Posts: 847
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    macsgirl- sorry think I missed something has Jodie come out and slagged off people on this forum? is it on her blog? as would love to read it if so...

    Yep - here http://www.jodiemarsh.tv/blog/index.cfm?ccs=23&cs=178
    And here http://www.jodiemarsh.tv/blog/index.cfm?ccs=23&cs=178
    You might have to register to read it but it accepts even false email addresses!
    She quotes posts on this forum and posters here have recognised their work.
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