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Have you got a Vajazzle ?

pinkyponk34pinkyponk34 Posts: 1,244
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Seriously ?

What posessed you and who will see it anyway, invite your Ma and Da round to look at your sparkly minge ?
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    cjsmummycjsmummy Posts: 11,079
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    No....
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    Big Boy BarryBig Boy Barry Posts: 35,391
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    Let me share some wisdom with the ladies.


    Men don't care about how sparkly your vagina is. As long as its neat and clean, it's good enough for us. It doesn't need a dazzling makeover. All that matters is we have access to it.
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    Jason100Jason100 Posts: 17,222
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    "Vajazzle"


    I blame TOWIE for inventing words like this...
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    Pumping IronPumping Iron Posts: 29,891
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    I have never come across one personally. My local salon doesn't do them, isn't it mainly an Essex thing?
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    NoseyLouieNoseyLouie Posts: 5,651
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    Oh its Friday, the week has flown in.:D

    Vajazzle, sounds it could be an alien from doctor who hehe
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    SexbombSexbomb Posts: 20,005
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    Is the male version called vacock?
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    Pumping IronPumping Iron Posts: 29,891
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    Sexbomb wrote: »
    Is the male version called vacock?

    Cockazzle :p
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    ElyanElyan Posts: 8,781
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    Sexbomb wrote: »
    Is the male version called vacock?

    A vajizzle.
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    macsmurraymacsmurray Posts: 2,134
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    Sexbomb wrote: »
    Is the male version called vacock?

    Penazzle maybe?
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    shhhhhshhhhh Posts: 3,752
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    cjsmummy wrote: »
    No....

    Whys that, do you never wash it?:eek:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 53,142
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    lol, no , but had a laugh reading the thread :D
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    MargMckMargMck Posts: 24,115
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    I've got an old Daewoo... does that count?
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    venusinflaresvenusinflares Posts: 4,194
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    They do them at the salon I go to, they cost £40. I'm not in Essex by the way. Nor have I had one.
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    BrooklynBoyBrooklynBoy Posts: 10,595
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    Big Boy Barry wrote: »
    Let me share some wisdom with the ladies.


    Men don't care about how sparkly your vagina is. As long as its neat and clean, it's good enough for us. It doesn't need a dazzling makeover. All that matters is we have access to it.

    I'm sure ladies everywhere are eternally grateful for your wisdom. :p
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 53,142
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    what do they do ?
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    AddisonianAddisonian Posts: 16,377
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    Good God. Why would anybody want a sparkly fanny?
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    venusinflaresvenusinflares Posts: 4,194
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    It's a Hollywood wax (everything off) with decorative gems applied apparently!
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    LaceyLouelle3LaceyLouelle3 Posts: 9,682
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    Umm...no.
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    vosnevosne Posts: 14,131
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    I did my own. Hedge trimmer.....tube of super glue....packet of glitter and some tinsel. Sorted.
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    AddisonianAddisonian Posts: 16,377
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    vosne wrote: »
    I did my own. Hedge trimmer.....tube of super glue....packet of glitter and some tinsel. Sorted.
    Oh you poor cow. Your pee must come out like a garden sprinkler :(
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 8,145
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    I don't have one (nor have I ever had one) but I do remember one of the new presenters (eamon Holmes iirc) talking about dog shows and this little pooch came on all glittery, so he announced 'oh he's been vajazzled!' The female presenter lost it completely and after composing herself slightly she suggested he meant BEjazzaled - he just looked all confused!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 53,142
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    bazaar1 wrote: »
    I don't have one (nor have I ever had one) but I do remember one of the new presenters (eamon Holmes iirc) talking about dog shows and this little pooch came on all glittery, so he announced 'oh he's been vajazzled!' The female presenter lost it completely and after composing herself slightly she suggested he meant BEjazzaled - he just looked all confused!

    Eamonn Holmes gets things mixed up..he interviewd someone from Leboneese once and he thought she said lesbian :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 8,145
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    Addisonian wrote: »
    Oh you poor cow. Your pee must come out like a garden sprinkler :(

    This is the post of the day :D
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    vosnevosne Posts: 14,131
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    Addisonian wrote: »
    Oh you poor cow. Your pee must come out like a garden sprinkler :(

    Doesn't matter if you go in the garden :)
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    November_RainNovember_Rain Posts: 9,145
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    As the old cliché goes, this thread is useless without pics.
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