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Worst advert on TV at the moment (Part 7)

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    WoodyouratherWoodyourather Posts: 81
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    Thought I should do my update on this:

    Persil's 'We Will Rock You' butchering I would love to bluntly crucify any of those kids that came up to me singing like that. Bit serious but it's worth it.
    The random Go Compare ads At least make a new one instead of torturing us with the classics. Even the silent movie one gets on my nerves.
    Ladbrokes...or should I say LAHDBROHKES! GAME ONNNNN!. I don't give a cream tart about the football and I don't care if it's on - actually...
    Any 'live odds' adverts We don't really care if 'Socca', 'Hacka' and 'Johno' are gonna win on penalties. Crucify them too.
    Thetrainline.com 'Choo choo choo!' Yeah, choo choo choo all the way to hell...I can't believe they brought it back.
    The Fosters 'Good Call' ones aren't that bad, but they took the aussie thing a bit too far. Kinda annoying.

    So glad that 'Crehdid caahd' has finally gone for now, and I am quite fond of the new Meerkat one at the circus.
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    steven1977steven1977 Posts: 3,968
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    That damn go compare man. JUST GO AWAY!

    Why the current obsession with PPI adverts? If I didnt know about it and it was 10 years ago then thats my own fault.
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    vixyvicvixyvic Posts: 13,494
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    Smiley433 wrote: »
    Don't ask me what it is about them, but I just hate the CGI Andrex puppies.
    I miss the real Andrex puppy :(
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    GoCompareThisGoCompareThis Posts: 10,260
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    Chedds - "Holy cow, we're good!" ARGH!! That part makes me want to put my foot through the TV! :mad:
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    Regis MagnaeRegis Magnae Posts: 6,810
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    David1964 wrote: »
    Has anyone seen the Pilgrims Choice cheese advert with the 'mini' cowboy?

    I've just seen it now, its creepy:eek:

    Did you complain?

    http://www.asa.org.uk/ASA-action/Adjudications/2012/6/Adams-Foods-Ltd/SHP_ADJ_196323.aspx

    The ASA received 35 complaints:

    1. 24 viewers challenged whether the ad was irresponsible and likely to cause harmful emulation among children, particularly because it was broadcast before 9pm;

    2. 17 viewers challenged whether the use of a gun in the final scene was offensive, irresponsible and trivialised gun crime; and

    3. 17 viewers challenged whether the ad was irresponsible, offensive and distressing, because it trivialised knife crime and violent behaviour.
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    Big Boy BarryBig Boy Barry Posts: 35,391
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    I just don't get the Direct Line ads

    Bloke 1: OK, so we can offer you full coverage

    Bloke from Pointless: Ooohh steady on there tiger

    Bloke 1: We offer reasonable premiums

    Bloke from Pointless: Ahhh, you're a determined one aren't you?

    Bloke 1: We offer no-claims benefits too

    Bloke from Pointless: Ohhhh you sneaky little devil


    I just don't get it.
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    steven1977steven1977 Posts: 3,968
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    I wish someone would complain about the go compare adverts and get those booted off the tv for good.
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    Andy2Andy2 Posts: 11,949
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    The 'Secret Escapes' advert makes me feel possessed by a demon. :mad:

    In fact any advert that involves 'WHISPERING'.

    I can't get to the remote fast enough. And I would purposefully avoid the company's product/services in protest. They'll never get my business.

    Don't get me started on the whispering thing, especially whispering children. It's been done to death ever since 'I see dead people'. Everybody and their sister has jumped on the wagon, from film makers to TV and radio ads.:mad:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 841
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    Sky HD's advert for sport where the drum tempo gets faster and faster....

    Horrible horrible- For some reason it seems to stress me out.
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    Durham ViperDurham Viper Posts: 567
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    The DHL advert featuring ManUre. Guaranteed that an advert starring Sir Alky Ferguson and Shrek would ensure that there was no way I'd ever use that company for anything.
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    grimtales1grimtales1 Posts: 46,695
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    vixyvic wrote: »
    I miss the real Andrex puppy :(

    Me too :( CGI puppies just look wrong :rolleyes:
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    grimtales1grimtales1 Posts: 46,695
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    Andy2 wrote: »
    Don't get me started on the whispering thing, especially whispering children. It's been done to death ever since 'I see dead people'. Everybody and their sister has jumped on the wagon, from film makers to TV and radio ads.:mad:

    One I hated was the creepy as **** Phones 4U ad with the Grudge-like girl, I mean really :eek::eek::eek:
    Also the Alton Towers ads have whispering in them (advertisng the Saw rollercaster etc) - are they necessary?
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    DanielFDanielF Posts: 2,006
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    I just don't get the Direct Line ads

    Bloke 1: OK, so we can offer you full coverage

    Bloke from Pointless: Ooohh steady on there tiger

    Bloke 1: We offer reasonable premiums

    Bloke from Pointless: Ahhh, you're a determined one aren't you?

    Bloke 1: We offer no-claims benefits too

    Bloke from Pointless: Ohhhh you sneaky little devil


    I just don't get it.

    Clearly it's making fun of those people who are "on" to those in the insurance offering silly freebies etc. to entice customers, to the point where this chap is so blinkered he doesn't notice that there aren't any frills being offered, the point being that Direct Line entice you just with competitive prices and quality of service.

    (and no, I don't work for direct line, I work for a food firm whose ads thankfully haven't appeared in this thread - our marketing lot must be good ;))
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    AtlanticAtlantic Posts: 936
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    The Pilgrim's Choice ad is actually a backup concept which all agencies keep in the back drawer. Basically it's a campaign drawn up years ago (probably by unpaid interns as part if their work experience) which can be easily adapted to fit any product.

    Hence the mini cowboy concept has little connection to Pilgrim's Choice. It can be easily adapted to sell car insurance or bathroom cleaner.

    I'm just amazed the Pilgrims Choice directors approved the ad ... they probably thought it was trendy and would appeal to younger consumers.
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    PeaJayMPeaJayM Posts: 12
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    The Kia advert with the insipid version of the Buzzcock's "Ever Fallen in Love (With Someone You Shouldn't've)" What's it got to do with a car? Argh... What next "God save the Queen" for butter... oh hang on... ;o)
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    Andy2Andy2 Posts: 11,949
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    PeaJayM wrote: »
    The Kia advert with the insipid version of the Buzzcock's "Ever Fallen in Love (With Someone You Shouldn't've)" What's it got to do with a car? Argh... What next "God save the Queen" for butter... oh hang on... ;o)

    We were talking about that ad a page or two back. It's awful - girly, bland and sickly-sweet. Is this what they think young, thrusting car-drivers like? Perhaps they do....
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    GoCompareThisGoCompareThis Posts: 10,260
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    Doritos and that god awful butchering of The Human League's "Don't You Want Me"! :mad:
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    steveh31steveh31 Posts: 13,516
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    Andy2 wrote: »
    We were talking about that ad a page or two back. It's awful - girly, bland and sickly-sweet. Is this what they think young, thrusting car-drivers like? Perhaps they do....

    What is most annoying is they keep stopping after singing the chorus, the stupid pause is just ridiculous.
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    grimtales1grimtales1 Posts: 46,695
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    I agree :mad:
    The Mariachi band singing Domnt You Want Me is funny :D
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    Big Boy BarryBig Boy Barry Posts: 35,391
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    DanielF wrote: »
    Clearly it's making fun of those people who are "on" to those in the insurance offering silly freebies etc. to entice customers, to the point where this chap is so blinkered he doesn't notice that there aren't any frills being offered, the point being that Direct Line entice you just with competitive prices and quality of service.

    (and no, I don't work for direct line, I work for a food firm whose ads thankfully haven't appeared in this thread - our marketing lot must be good ;))

    It just comes across as though the Pointless guy is using some kind of sex chat line.
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    citizenx103citizenx103 Posts: 1,452
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    hammerfan wrote: »
    Quoted for truth! If there was a "like" button, I would have used it!

    I still hate the "have you had an accident - do you think you're entitled to compensation" ads. If the accident was down to you being stupid by using the wrong ladder, or not looking where you're going so you couldn't see a puddle on the floor then are you really entitled to compensation?

    Only if its to fund a one way trip to Dignitas...
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    citizenx103citizenx103 Posts: 1,452
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    Hotels.com - "At Hotels.com you'll always find the perfect hotel because we only ever do hotels..." NO SHIT SHERLOCK! :rolleyes:

    "Hotels.com - wake up Happy"

    What of the other dwarfs?
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    citizenx103citizenx103 Posts: 1,452
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    maurice45 wrote: »
    Voyage Prive.

    Sounds like a swingers club for middle age, middle class viagra addicts.
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    DanielFDanielF Posts: 2,006
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    It just comes across as though the Pointless guy is using some kind of sex chat line.

    I bow to your greater knowledge of blokes on sex chat lines...



    ;)
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    degsyhufcdegsyhufc Posts: 59,251
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    steveh31 wrote: »
    What is most annoying is they keep stopping after singing the chorus, the stupid pause is just ridiculous.
    That's what I find most annoying about it also.
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