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Sysco wisdoms and sayings

louloubelle1978louloubelle1978 Posts: 703
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Loving Sysco!

Thought I'd start a thread of some of the funny stuff he's come out with:

On tasting the whizzed up slop given as lunch during the OAP task -"Taste just like a beef sandwich"

On a discussion regarding the devil -
Stephen: What was the Devil in charge of?
Sysco: Music

After Sov slams her food down during the OAP task -
"I'll eat that":D

Go on there's some gems still out there!:D

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    I'm-a-painI'm-a-pain Posts: 1,586
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    One of my faves will always be, on being told he had to wear the mankini.....

    "What are the guys in the hood gonna say? "

    :D:D

    xx
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    *Laura**Laura* Posts: 45,152
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    Laughed out loud at his magician spchiel. :D

    Loved it tonight when he saw Mr Motivator and said in his old man's voice "I thought it was MC Hammer" :D
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    louloubelle1978louloubelle1978 Posts: 703
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    *Laura* wrote: »
    Laughed out loud at his magician spchiel. :D

    Loved it tonight when he saw Mr Motivator and said in his old man's voice "I thought it was MC Hammer" :D

    "AHHH-Ringalingaling, the school bell ring, BOOYAKA BOOYAKA!!!!!"
    And especially when he did it the second time "With more feeling":D

    Oh and seeing Sov had disapeared-
    Alex: Sysco, what have you done with Sov?
    Sysco: Yeah I'm still working on that bit
    :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,130
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    One of his best was when he was talking about the shopping list, with Nicola.

    "If I'm left on my own I'll do it wrong the first time, If you all cant get it right without me it'll be the last time".

    It was a bit dark, and I really didn't know what he was saying but thats all I could make out.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 809
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    I didn't see the beginning of this bit but I guess it was in relation to the mankini's being allocated in the diary room previously...

    When everyone was laughing at him in the bedroom, and he said with a straight face..

    "I guess I should have stayed in there a bit longer"
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