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mark e amark e a Posts: 2,261
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"Let me be clear..." (followed by ambiguous answer)
"hardworking families"
"balance the books"

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    Doctor_WibbleDoctor_Wibble Posts: 26,580
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    And there was me thinking this was a wrongly-placed smutty-euphemism contest :p


    "observe the conflagration of my opponent's combusting pantaloons"
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 8,916
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    Chiches are like totes amazeballs
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    David TeeDavid Tee Posts: 22,833
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    "We have no plans"
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    glasshalffullglasshalffull Posts: 22,291
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    David Tee wrote: »
    "We have no plans"

    "...because plans implies something well thought out...but we are keeping a lot of **** packets in our locker for later"

    ;-)
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    allaortaallaorta Posts: 19,050
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    "The opposition have no plans".


    "Our intentions are".
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    glasshalffullglasshalffull Posts: 22,291
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    "I'm glad you asked me that"
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    silentNatesilentNate Posts: 84,079
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    glasshalffull wrote: »
    "I'm glad you asked me that"

    Usually followed by the answer to an entirely different question ;):(
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    80sfan80sfan Posts: 18,522
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    mark e a wrote: »
    Feel free to add to the list

    "Let me be clear..." (followed by ambiguous answer)
    "hardworking families"
    "balance the books"

    Grr you beat me to it!! :D:D
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    80sfan80sfan Posts: 18,522
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    #10
    'It's all because of the last Labour government'

    'What we inherited from the last Labour government'
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    jjwalesjjwales Posts: 48,572
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    Cliché surely? I thought this was a foreign language thread at first!
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    CreamteaCreamtea Posts: 14,682
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    "Lessons have been learned". Shudder.
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    bingomanbingoman Posts: 23,939
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    Go to bed with Nigel Farage & wake to Ed Milliband:

    or

    Go to bed with Nicola Sturegon (sp) & wake with David Cameron
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    dodradedodrade Posts: 23,859
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    "long term economic plan"

    "coalition of chaos".
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    Sam_Clarke1Sam_Clarke1 Posts: 3,200
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    The important point is....


    and then ignore the question and repeat the party mantra
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    Chirpy_ChickenChirpy_Chicken Posts: 1,740
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    Those who "work hard and do the right thing"
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    Doctor_WibbleDoctor_Wibble Posts: 26,580
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    The "no plans" thing always reminds me of a debate where the Minister(?) said "no plans at this stage" which got a lot of "at this stage?" heckling and he had to repeat himself with just "no plans" and without the "at this stage" to get the hon. members to pipe down.

    What might be a good accompaniment to the tote board is a bingo card for anything recognisable as being pinched from Yes Minister.
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    mark e amark e a Posts: 2,261
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    jjwales wrote: »
    Cliché surely? I thought this was a foreign language thread at first!

    Oops - apologies for the typo!
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    Barney06Barney06 Posts: 123,853
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    On Election night " It's a marvellous result for ... dreadful for" .... said by talking head of party that wins the seat .
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    RecordPlayerRecordPlayer Posts: 22,648
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    "We're all in this together."...again

    "It's the right thing to do."
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    RaferRafer Posts: 14,231
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    "Hard working families."
    "our nhs"
    "our opponents are in disarray"
    ".....for our children"
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    NosediveNosedive Posts: 6,602
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    'I am the son/daughter of an immigrant or 'My parents were both immigrants'.

    I heard Lynne Featherstone use this old one tonight a few minutes ago.
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    NosediveNosedive Posts: 6,602
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    "We have no plans/are not looking at going into a coalition party only a majority".
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