And yet again, more journos fawning over the orange twit, I don't get it, just why?
The only plausible reason I can come up with is, they dislike his ex wife & know that sucking up to TM will really p*** her off because in my mind he has done nothing to warrant this kind adulation.
And yet again, more journos fawning over the orange twit, I don't get it, just why?
The only plausible reason I can come up with is, they dislike his ex wife & know that sucking up to TM will really p*** her off because in my mind he has done nothing to warrant this kind adulation.
You've got to laugh at "Peter has kept a low profile since the birth of Amelia" Of course he has if you don't count the 5 OK! covers he's done!
A low profile >:( words fail me. Even with out the covers there has been something every week, even down to them going to the shops or garden centre, what ever it was.
Meal ticket certainly earning her keep.
He wouldn't know how to keep a low profile if it bit him up the butt.
Or maybe I'm confused, is this a low profile for him
A low profile >:( words fail me. Even with out the covers there has been something every week, even down to them going to the shops or garden centre, what ever it was.
Meal ticket certainly earning her keep.
He wouldn't know how to keep a low profile if it bit him up the butt.
Or maybe I'm confused, is this a low profile for him
Yet, amongst all these 'low profile' snippets in the media over the last few weeks, he's forgotten to mention his 'hugely successful' album Big Nit - hmmmmmmm
And yet again, more journos fawning over the orange twit, I don't get it, just why?
The only plausible reason I can come up with is, they dislike his ex wife & know that sucking up to TM will really p*** her off because in my mind he has done nothing to warrant this kind adulation.
You've got to laugh at "Peter has kept a low profile since the birth of Amelia" Of course he has if you don't count the 5 OK! covers he's done!
Keeping A Low Profile is the new "...than ever" - obviously CAN's tagline of the moment. If you Google Peter and Emily with the worlds 'keeping a low profile, loads of articles come up amid the hundred of articles about them since Mealticket's birth (oh the irony!:D)
He hasn't, in any way shape or form, being keeping a low profile in the last 6 months - neither has she or the baby. So to insist he has - is a lie, an obvious lie. It's insulting for the publications to print it - expecting the readers to swallow it.
It's a joke now.
His quiff has disappeared.
(Perhaps the well-publicised delays meant that he couldn't arrange its passport in time).
And Tangoman's head looks suspiciously small aswell - particularly compared to his very chubby looking top-half and weirdly long spindly legs.
And they are both an unspeakable shade of orange.
Do I get a prize???
Mr DB uses photoshop at work, he's quite meticulous. He thinks several thing look odd to him - the fact that he appears taller than Emily when he's further away, his head seems too small (a trick often used on bodybuilders to make them look disproportionately buff), there seems to me a issue with the shadow of the item he's carrying..missing pixels. Things he can't be certain of include the suspecious straightness of Emily's left leg and Peter's right.
Prize? Yes! A jar of Nutella and a copy of Big Night tainted with Carex hand gel
Mr DB uses photoshop at work, he's quite meticulous. He thinks several thing look odd to him - the fact that he appears taller than Emily when he's further away, his head seems too small (a trick often used on bodybuilders to make them look disproportionately buff), there seems to me a issue with the shadow of the item he's carrying..missing pixels. Things he can't be certain of include the suspecious straightness of Emily's left leg and Peter's right.
Prize? Yes! A jar of Nutella and a copy of Big Night tainted with Carex hand gel
Keeping A Low Profile is the new "...than ever" - obviously CAN's tagline of the moment. If you Google Peter and Emily with the worlds 'keeping a low profile, loads of articles come up amid the hundred of articles about them since Mealticket's birth (oh the irony!:D)
He hasn't, in any way shape or form, being keeping a low profile in the last 6 months - neither has she or the baby. So to insist he has - is a lie, an obvious lie. It's insulting for the publications to print it - expecting the readers to swallow it.
It's a joke now.
And yet again, more journos fawning over the orange twit, I don't get it, just why?
The only plausible reason I can come up with is, they dislike his ex wife & know that sucking up to TM will really p*** her off because in my mind he has done nothing to warrant this kind adulation.
Mr DB uses photoshop at work, he's quite meticulous. He thinks several thing look odd to him - the fact that he appears taller than Emily when he's further away, his head seems too small (a trick often used on bodybuilders to make them look disproportionately buff), there seems to me a issue with the shadow of the item he's carrying..missing pixels. Things he can't be certain of include the suspecious straightness of Emily's left leg and Peter's right.
Prize? Yes! A jar of Nutella and a copy of Big Night tainted with Carex hand gel
A low profile >:( words fail me. Even with out the covers there has been something every week, even down to them going to the shops or garden centre, what ever it was.
Meal ticket certainly earning her keep.
He wouldn't know how to keep a low profile if it bit him up the butt.
Or maybe I'm confused, is this a low profile for him
That's a difficult one, as you rightly say "He wouldn't know how to keep a low profile if it bit him up the butt" & he is popping up everywhere lately, so maybe the "low profile" bit means, not many shots of Amelia but maybe she's on the back burner for the July to Dec editions of OK!
Mr DB uses photoshop at work, he's quite meticulous. He thinks several thing look odd to him - the fact that he appears taller than Emily when he's further away, his head seems too small (a trick often used on bodybuilders to make them look disproportionately buff), there seems to me a issue with the shadow of the item he's carrying..missing pixels. Things he can't be certain of include the suspecious straightness of Emily's left leg and Peter's right.
Prize? Yes! A jar of Nutella and a copy of Big Night tainted with Carex hand gel
He's like an after thought in that article, all "real celebs" mentioned in the first paragraph & you have to scroll down to find wee TM.
I wonder if Ems had to teach him the rules of tennis but more importantly who will be his new "friend" amongst that lot, he's already claimed Kelly "Kells" Holmes to be one so she's out of the running.
I hope the gorgeous Frank Lampard stays clear, one shot of them together & he'll be TM's new BFF:o
Just wanted to make sure we didn't have a repeat of that accident again
Mistaking that creosote for the Nutella and hand gel was an easy mistake for ANYONE to make 😳
That's a difficult one, as you rightly say "He wouldn't know how to keep a low profile if it bit him up the butt" & he is popping up everywhere lately, so maybe the "low profile" bit means, not many shots of Amelia but maybe she's on the back burner for the July to Dec editions of OK!
Good work Mr DB!
Unfortunately for TM the picture that Az just posted hasn't had magic powers of PS & he's 6 inches shorter.
:D
The writing talent is quite something.:o
He's like an after thought in that article, all "real celebs" mentioned in the first paragraph & you have to scroll down to find wee TM.
I wonder if Ems had to teach him the rules of tennis but more importantly who will be his new "friend" amongst that lot, he's already claimed Kelly "Kells" Holmes to be one so she's out of the running.
I hope the gorgeous Frank Lampard stays clear, one shot of them together & he'll be TM's new BFF:o
I wonder if she actually gave him permission to call her that or if she's just another victim of his matey-nickname-mania.
He does seem to have a weird habit of shortening things. I had the misfortune to catch the last few minutes of 60MM makeover the other day (I had been watching a recording and stopped it at just the wrong time). Not only was he wearing a very pink inappropriately low cut t-shirt which looked like it came from the teenage girl's section at Primark, but when the victim, sorry lucky recipient, of his makeover returned home he steered her toward her friends/relatives and said - "Go on, give 'em a cud" A cud! Forgive me if this is an Australian thing, but I've never heard that used in that context before. It sounded ridiculous. What's wrong with cuddle? Or hug?
Just wanted to make sure we didn't have a repeat of that accident again
Mistaking that creosote for the Nutella and hand gel was an easy mistake for ANYONE to make 😳
That's a difficult one, as you rightly say "He wouldn't know how to keep a low profile if it bit him up the butt" & he is popping up everywhere lately, so maybe the "low profile" bit means, not many shots of Amelia but maybe she's on the back burner for the July to Dec editions of OK!
Good work Mr DB!
Unfortunately for TM the picture that Az just posted hasn't had magic powers of PS & he's 6 inches shorter.
:D
The writing talent is quite something.:o
He's like an after thought in that article, all "real celebs" mentioned in the first paragraph & you have to scroll down to find wee TM.
I wonder if Ems had to teach him the rules of tennis but more importantly who will be his new "friend" amongst that lot, he's already claimed Kelly "Kells" Holmes to be one so she's out of the running.
I hope the gorgeous Frank Lampard stays clear, one shot of them together & he'll be TM's new BFF:o
I noticed that while Tangoman and Dr Embolism had their photo taken in front of an advertising hoarding, they were conspicuous in their absence from the Royal Box itself.
Do you think that when they got to the entrance the bouncers wouldn't let them in because they're not actually celebrities?
Or did they remember that they were keeping a lower profile than ever and had to rush back home to poor nannyless Pigeonmelia?
BEL - are you going for some kind of multi-quoting word record, or were you just show-boating at how blooming easy it is?
I wonder if she actually gave him permission to call her that or if she's just another victim of his matey-nickname-mania.
He does seem to have a weird habit of shortening things. I had the misfortune to catch the last few minutes of 60MM makeover the other day (I had been watching a recording and stopped it at just the wrong time). Not only was he wearing a very pink inappropriately low cut t-shirt which looked like it came from the teenage girl's section at Primark, but when the victim, sorry lucky recipient, of his makeover returned home he steered her toward her friends/relatives and said - "Go on, give 'em a cud" A cud! Forgive me if this is an Australian thing, but I've never heard that used in that context before. It sounded ridiculous. What's wrong with cuddle? Or hug?
I think we could try & look for a deep & meaningful reason as to why he feels compelled to shorten everything, Kat, but I think the reason is quite simple, he's a prize pillock who thinks "he's down with the kids" & as for giving everyone stupid names, imo, it's like he's trying to fool himself that he's on very familiar terms with everyone.
I imagine Kelly Holmes would be thinking, WTF, my own family don't even call me that:o
Poor you, not only seeing TM but to top it off he was flashing his moobs in a skinny, pink T-Shirt. C'mon, I'll give you a cud.
I noticed that while Tangoman and Dr Embolism had their photo taken in front of an advertising hoarding, they were conspicuous in their absence from the Royal Box itself. Do you think that when they got to the entrance the bouncers wouldn't let them in because they're not actually celebrities?
Or did they remember that they were keeping a lower profile than ever and had to rush back home to poor nannyless Pigeonmelia?
BEL - are you going for some kind of multi-quoting word record, or were you just show-boating at how blooming easy it is?
I know it's childish but...................that would be bloody hilarious, I wonder if he'd crumble in a distraught heap or give it........."do you know who I am, I had a no.1 record 82 years ago!
A bit of both Az, but how rude, multi quoting isn't easy, it took me 7.2 seconds to get my head around it>:(:D
I imagine poor Gloria is no longer required due to Ems being the perfect little wife.
Ahem.
Due to my recent world class Googling, I think I may be in danger of turning into the thread's fact nazi.
Dr Embolism is, alas, not yet the perfect wife.
Tangoman has not seen fit to bestow that humongous honour on her yet.
She is undoubtedly the perfect Mum, and the bestest fiancee that ever was, but until the contract for the Greekenglian wedding of the century has been negotiated, she will just have to make do.
Ahem.
Due to my recent world class Googling, I think I may be in danger of turning into the thread's fact nazi.
Dr Embolism is, alas, not yet the perfect wife.
Tangoman has not seen fit to bestow that humongous honour on her yet.
She is undoubtedly the perfect Mum, and the bestest fiancee that ever was, but until the contract for the Greekenglian wedding of the century has been negotiated, she will just have to make do.
I stand corrected, Master of Googling however being the optimist I am, since Ems is not officially Mrs TM, that gives her time to run for the hills before the Greek God finalises morphing Emily into one of these.............
He's like an after thought in that article, all "real celebs" mentioned in the first paragraph & you have to scroll down to find wee TM.
I wonder if Ems had to teach him the rules of tennis but more importantly who will be his new "friend" amongst that lot, he's already claimed Kelly "Kells" Holmes to be one so she's out of the running. I hope the gorgeous Frank Lampard stays clear, one shot of them together & he'll be TM's new BFF
Frank is probably on CAN's list of enemies after he stopped Andre capitalising on his daughters by Elena Whatserface. I mean, what kind of parent doesn't want their children hoored out to the media? Soooo not DOTY behaviour, Lamps!
Frank is probably on CAN's list of enemies after he stopped Andre capitalising on his daughters by Elena Whatserface. I mean, what kind of parent doesn't want their children hoored out to the media? Soooo not DOTY behaviour, Lamps!
Bloody Hell forgot about that! So not only does FL have everything that TM would kill for in the looks dept, he could also teach him a thing or 2 on shielding your kids from the media.
Yep safe to say FL isn't going to be TM's new BFF.
I request an official inquiry as to why TM was EVER DOTY!>:(;-)
Frank is probably on CAN's list of enemies after he stopped Andre capitalising on his daughters by Elena Whatserface. I mean, what kind of parent doesn't want their children hoored out to the media? Soooo not DOTY behaviour, Lamps!
And that's why Lamps has never won DOTY. I mean, FGS, I couldn't pick his kids out of a line up and that is so unfair as we have a RIGHT to know every time they fart. I mean, what sort of a father is he, having a proper career that he's good at, having an actual fiancee with a real job and everything and we only know the bare minimum about his private life - outrageous >:(
Also, fair play to him the he refused to play his ex gfs silly games when she was with CAN and sold the homeless granny story - that one died a death after CAN binned her didn't it ;-)
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Ems is looking lovingly at him while TM looks lovingly at the cameras?
Indeed and his smile never reaches his eyes, he seems to have an "angry" look about him lately.
The only plausible reason I can come up with is, they dislike his ex wife & know that sucking up to TM will really p*** her off because in my mind he has done nothing to warrant this kind adulation.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/peter-andre-emily-macdonagh-ridiculously-3810388
You've got to laugh at "Peter has kept a low profile since the birth of Amelia" Of course he has if you don't count the 5 OK! covers he's done!
Meal ticket certainly earning her keep.
He wouldn't know how to keep a low profile if it bit him up the butt.
Or maybe I'm confused, is this a low profile for him
Yet, amongst all these 'low profile' snippets in the media over the last few weeks, he's forgotten to mention his 'hugely successful' album Big Nit - hmmmmmmm
Keeping A Low Profile is the new "...than ever" - obviously CAN's tagline of the moment. If you Google Peter and Emily with the worlds 'keeping a low profile, loads of articles come up amid the hundred of articles about them since Mealticket's birth (oh the irony!:D)
He hasn't, in any way shape or form, being keeping a low profile in the last 6 months - neither has she or the baby. So to insist he has - is a lie, an obvious lie. It's insulting for the publications to print it - expecting the readers to swallow it.
It's a joke now.
Mr DB uses photoshop at work, he's quite meticulous. He thinks several thing look odd to him - the fact that he appears taller than Emily when he's further away, his head seems too small (a trick often used on bodybuilders to make them look disproportionately buff), there seems to me a issue with the shadow of the item he's carrying..missing pixels. Things he can't be certain of include the suspecious straightness of Emily's left leg and Peter's right.
Prize? Yes! A jar of Nutella and a copy of Big Night tainted with Carex hand gel
You are SURE it's hand gel ???😱
Photoshopped
Journalism at its finest
Yay!
>:(>:(
Nice to see Tangoman and Dr Embolism keeping a lower profile than ever.
And where is Pigeonmelia??
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/tennis/article-2681535/Frank-Lampard-Keira-Knightley-Peter-Andre-stars-Wimbledon-watch-Eugenie-Bouchard-vs-Petra-Kvitova.html
That's a difficult one, as you rightly say "He wouldn't know how to keep a low profile if it bit him up the butt" & he is popping up everywhere lately, so maybe the "low profile" bit means, not many shots of Amelia but maybe she's on the back burner for the July to Dec editions of OK!
Good work Mr DB!
Unfortunately for TM the picture that Az just posted hasn't had magic powers of PS & he's 6 inches shorter.
The writing talent is quite something.:o
He's like an after thought in that article, all "real celebs" mentioned in the first paragraph & you have to scroll down to find wee TM.
I wonder if Ems had to teach him the rules of tennis but more importantly who will be his new "friend" amongst that lot, he's already claimed Kelly "Kells" Holmes to be one so she's out of the running.
I hope the gorgeous Frank Lampard stays clear, one shot of them together & he'll be TM's new BFF:o
Just wanted to make sure we didn't have a repeat of that accident again
Mistaking that creosote for the Nutella and hand gel was an easy mistake for ANYONE to make 😳
Honest Guv 😗
I wonder if she actually gave him permission to call her that or if she's just another victim of his matey-nickname-mania.
He does seem to have a weird habit of shortening things. I had the misfortune to catch the last few minutes of 60MM makeover the other day (I had been watching a recording and stopped it at just the wrong time). Not only was he wearing a very pink inappropriately low cut t-shirt which looked like it came from the teenage girl's section at Primark, but when the victim, sorry lucky recipient, of his makeover returned home he steered her toward her friends/relatives and said - "Go on, give 'em a cud" A cud! Forgive me if this is an Australian thing, but I've never heard that used in that context before. It sounded ridiculous. What's wrong with cuddle? Or hug?
>:(
Stop that.
I noticed that while Tangoman and Dr Embolism had their photo taken in front of an advertising hoarding, they were conspicuous in their absence from the Royal Box itself.
Do you think that when they got to the entrance the bouncers wouldn't let them in because they're not actually celebrities?
Or did they remember that they were keeping a lower profile than ever and had to rush back home to poor nannyless Pigeonmelia?
BEL - are you going for some kind of multi-quoting word record, or were you just show-boating at how blooming easy it is?
With the nanny that doesn't exist.
I think we could try & look for a deep & meaningful reason as to why he feels compelled to shorten everything, Kat, but I think the reason is quite simple, he's a prize pillock who thinks "he's down with the kids" & as for giving everyone stupid names, imo, it's like he's trying to fool himself that he's on very familiar terms with everyone.
I imagine Kelly Holmes would be thinking, WTF, my own family don't even call me that:o
Poor you, not only seeing TM but to top it off he was flashing his moobs in a skinny, pink T-Shirt. C'mon, I'll give you a cud.
I know it's childish but...................that would be bloody hilarious, I wonder if he'd crumble in a distraught heap or give it........."do you know who I am, I had a no.1 record 82 years ago!
A bit of both Az, but how rude, multi quoting isn't easy, it took me 7.2 seconds to get my head around it>:(:D
I imagine poor Gloria is no longer required due to Ems being the perfect little wife.
Ahem.
Due to my recent world class Googling, I think I may be in danger of turning into the thread's fact nazi.
Dr Embolism is, alas, not yet the perfect wife.
Tangoman has not seen fit to bestow that humongous honour on her yet.
She is undoubtedly the perfect Mum, and the bestest fiancee that ever was, but until the contract for the Greekenglian wedding of the century has been negotiated, she will just have to make do.
I stand corrected, Master of Googling
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=stepford+wives&client=firefox-a&hs=KEB&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&channel=sb&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=VTu4U_OhFaay7Abs-YHICw&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAQ&biw=1366&bih=657#facrc=_&imgdii=_&imgrc=tNXmVm6ADGMxYM%253A%3BjiXpiVGv3jTpNM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.daleelak.tv%252Fuploads%252Fphotos%252F36%252FStepford-Wives-%282004%29-thumb-560xauto-26296.gif%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.daleelak.tv%252Flistings%252FThe-Stepford-Wives%3B560%3B365
Hard to disagree I reckon
Bloody Hell forgot about that! So not only does FL have everything that TM would kill for in the looks dept, he could also teach him a thing or 2 on shielding your kids from the media.
Yep safe to say FL isn't going to be TM's new BFF.
I request an official inquiry as to why TM was EVER DOTY!>:(;-)
And that's why Lamps has never won DOTY. I mean, FGS, I couldn't pick his kids out of a line up and that is so unfair as we have a RIGHT to know every time they fart. I mean, what sort of a father is he, having a proper career that he's good at, having an actual fiancee with a real job and everything and we only know the bare minimum about his private life - outrageous >:(
Also, fair play to him the he refused to play his ex gfs silly games when she was with CAN and sold the homeless granny story - that one died a death after CAN binned her didn't it ;-)