Thought for today....

confuddledconfuddled Posts: 3,758
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Cheap Chinese goods are cheap for a reason>:(
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  • timebugtimebug Posts: 18,320
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    I used to have a tortoise that always faced north.
  • Deb ArkleDeb Arkle Posts: 12,584
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    When our koi go into shutdown over the winter, they always align themselves facing south. :)
  • dee123dee123 Posts: 46,257
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    Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit
    Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
  • PictoPicto Posts: 24,270
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    I really need to confront my phobia of German sausages, but I fear the wurst.
  • confuddledconfuddled Posts: 3,758
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    Picto wrote: »
    I really need to confront my phobia of German sausages, but I fear the wurst.

    :D:D:D
  • Fibromite59Fibromite59 Posts: 22,518
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    dee123 wrote: »
    Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit
    Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

    Knowledge is also knowing that rhubarb is a vegetable,
    Wisdom is not to eat it with meat, potatoes and gravy.
  • wur86wur86 Posts: 10,494
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    Picto wrote: »
    I really need to confront my phobia of German sausages, but I fear the wurst.

    :D:D:D
    If I weren't here I would be somewhere else.
  • highking1014highking1014 Posts: 1,189
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    toothepaste is not a sexual lubricant
  • wur86wur86 Posts: 10,494
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    If it'a cruel to stick pins in spiders why is ok to sew zips on flies?
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,811
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    toothepaste is not a sexual lubricant

    Please tell me it wasn't the whitening stuff.



    My own contribution....

    All this shall surely pass.

    If you sit on the banks of the river long enough, the bodies of your enemies will surely float by.
  • kampffenhoffkampffenhoff Posts: 1,556
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    She stood on the bridge at midnight
    Her lips were all a quiver
    She gave a cough
    Her head fell off
    And floated down the river.

    Above post made me think of this----
  • Smiley433Smiley433 Posts: 7,888
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    Everywhere is within walking distance, if you have the time.
  • PictoPicto Posts: 24,270
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    toothepaste is not a sexual lubricant

    My extra sensitive toothpaste gets jealous when i use other toothpastes.
  • Chris FrostChris Frost Posts: 11,022
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    Time flies like an arrow;
    fruit flies like a banana
  • timebugtimebug Posts: 18,320
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    If There's anything I hate,I'm fed up,that's what I wish.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,279
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    Snorting table salt really hurts.
  • Smiley433Smiley433 Posts: 7,888
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    Rowdy wrote: »
    Snorting table salt really hurts.

    So does snorting coke. Especially when you get an ice cube stuck up your nose.
  • CherumanCheruman Posts: 754
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    There are 3 types of people in this world, those that can count and those that can't.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,334
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    Cheruman wrote: »
    There are 3 types of people in this world, those that can count and those that can't.

    Reminds me of that old binary joke: there are 10 types of people in this world, those that can count binary and those that can't.
  • venusinflaresvenusinflares Posts: 4,194
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    You can't wash windows with an orange.
  • degsyhufcdegsyhufc Posts: 59,251
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    dee123 wrote: »
    Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit
    Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
    Why not? Have you tried it?
    Knowledge is also knowing that rhubarb is a vegetable,
    Wisdom is not to eat it with meat, potatoes and gravy.
    Rhubarb is fine with many savoury dishes. Oily fish works well with it.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 29,701
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    People can complain about the weather all they want, I love it!
  • balthasarbalthasar Posts: 2,824
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    Tomorrow may be even worse.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,334
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    There was never no post here. Just dots on a screen.
  • Fibromite59Fibromite59 Posts: 22,518
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    Middle-age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
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