Have you got a Vajazzle ?

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• cjsmummy Posts: 11,079

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  26/04/13 - 14:18 #2

  No....

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• Big Boy Barry Posts: 35,377

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  26/04/13 - 14:30 #3

  Let me share some wisdom with the ladies.
  
  
  Men don't care about how sparkly your vagina is. As long as its neat and clean, it's good enough for us. It doesn't need a dazzling makeover. All that matters is we have access to it.

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• Jason100 Posts: 17,222

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  26/04/13 - 15:23 #4

  "Vajazzle"
  
  
  I blame TOWIE for inventing words like this...

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• Pumping Iron Posts: 29,891

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  26/04/13 - 15:38 #5

  I have never come across one personally. My local salon doesn't do them, isn't it mainly an Essex thing?

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• NoseyLouie Posts: 5,651

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  26/04/13 - 15:41 #6

  Oh its Friday, the week has flown in.:D
  
  Vajazzle, sounds it could be an alien from doctor who hehe

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• Sexbomb Posts: 20,005

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  26/04/13 - 15:41 #7

  Is the male version called vacock?

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• Pumping Iron Posts: 29,891

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  26/04/13 - 15:42 #8

  Sexbomb wrote: »

  Is the male version called vacock?

  
  Cockazzle

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• Elyan Posts: 8,781

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  26/04/13 - 15:42 #9

  Sexbomb wrote: »

  Is the male version called vacock?

  
  A vajizzle.

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• macsmurray Posts: 2,134

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  26/04/13 - 15:43 #10

  Sexbomb wrote: »

  Is the male version called vacock?

  
  Penazzle maybe?

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• shhhhh Posts: 3,752

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  26/04/13 - 15:44 #11

  cjsmummy wrote: »

  No....

  
  Whys that, do you never wash it?:eek:

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• [Deleted User] Posts: 53,142

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  27/04/13 - 23:56 #12

  lol, no , but had a laugh reading the thread

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• MargMck Posts: 24,115

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  28/04/13 - 00:15 #13

  I've got an old Daewoo... does that count?

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• venusinflares Posts: 4,194

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  28/04/13 - 00:21 #14

  They do them at the salon I go to, they cost £40. I'm not in Essex by the way. Nor have I had one.

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• BrooklynBoy Posts: 10,595

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  28/04/13 - 00:22 #15

  Big Boy Barry wrote: »

  Let me share some wisdom with the ladies.
  
  
  Men don't care about how sparkly your vagina is. As long as its neat and clean, it's good enough for us. It doesn't need a dazzling makeover. All that matters is we have access to it.

  
  I'm sure ladies everywhere are eternally grateful for your wisdom.

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• [Deleted User] Posts: 53,142

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  28/04/13 - 00:25 #16

  what do they do ?

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• Addisonian Posts: 16,377

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  28/04/13 - 00:28 #17

  Good God. Why would anybody want a sparkly fanny?

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• venusinflares Posts: 4,194

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  28/04/13 - 00:28 #18

  It's a Hollywood wax (everything off) with decorative gems applied apparently!

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• LaceyLouelle3 Posts: 9,682

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  28/04/13 - 00:29 #19

  Umm...no.

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• vosne Posts: 14,131

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  28/04/13 - 00:34 #20

  I did my own. Hedge trimmer.....tube of super glue....packet of glitter and some tinsel. Sorted.

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• Addisonian Posts: 16,377

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  28/04/13 - 00:36 #21

  vosne wrote: »

  I did my own. Hedge trimmer.....tube of super glue....packet of glitter and some tinsel. Sorted.

  Oh you poor cow. Your pee must come out like a garden sprinkler

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• [Deleted User] Posts: 8,145

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  28/04/13 - 01:02 #22

  I don't have one (nor have I ever had one) but I do remember one of the new presenters (eamon Holmes iirc) talking about dog shows and this little pooch came on all glittery, so he announced 'oh he's been vajazzled!' The female presenter lost it completely and after composing herself slightly she suggested he meant BEjazzaled - he just looked all confused!

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• [Deleted User] Posts: 53,142

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  28/04/13 - 01:08 #23

  bazaar1 wrote: »

  I don't have one (nor have I ever had one) but I do remember one of the new presenters (eamon Holmes iirc) talking about dog shows and this little pooch came on all glittery, so he announced 'oh he's been vajazzled!' The female presenter lost it completely and after composing herself slightly she suggested he meant BEjazzaled - he just looked all confused!

  
  Eamonn Holmes gets things mixed up..he interviewd someone from Leboneese once and he thought she said lesbian

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• [Deleted User] Posts: 8,145

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  28/04/13 - 01:15 #24

  Addisonian wrote: »

  Oh you poor cow. Your pee must come out like a garden sprinkler

  
  This is the post of the day

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• vosne Posts: 14,131

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  28/04/13 - 01:40 #25

  Addisonian wrote: »

  Oh you poor cow. Your pee must come out like a garden sprinkler

  
  Doesn't matter if you go in the garden

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• November_Rain Posts: 9,145

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  28/04/13 - 01:46 #26

  As the old cliché goes, this thread is useless without pics.

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