We wanna be Smiiiiiths crisps
We wanna be Smiiiiiths crisps,
light and tasty, and gooooolden as can beeeeeeee,
We wanna be Smiiiths crisps
So we'll change this sign while the faaaarmer's gone for teeeeeeah-aaaah-eeeeh....
I'm a secret Lemonade Drinker (R whites, R whites)
I've been tryin to give it up but it's one of those nights (R whites, R whites)
R whites Lemonade, I'm a secret Lemonade drinker, R whites Lemonade..
"It's Country Life and it's English too
From the cow to the dairy, from the dairy down to you..."
(can't remember the middle bit)
"You can't get a better bit of butter on your knife
If you haven't any in, have a word with your wife (!!!!)
And spread it on your toast in the morning!"
There used to be a Starburst advert that had this slogan: "Oingy-boingy in your mouth". The only reason I remember it is because it sounded like my old dial-up internet when it was dialling-up!
There used to be a Starburst advert that had this slogan: "Oingy-boingy in your mouth". The only reason I remember it is because it sounded like my old dial-up internet when it was dialling-up!
Ah but they're not really Starbursts, they're...........
keep going well, keep going Shell
all around the house springclean with Flash
Boom Boom Boom EssoBlue
If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our Club
The weetabix marie celest ad! Something along the lines of:
There was a ship all the other pirates feared
Even Black-, Blue-, Red- and Yellowbeard
And the captain was as nasty as they come
And never once thought to write to his mum
On the Marie Celeste
Had the meanest crew of pirates ever dressed
Then the bo'sun called from the crow's nest
"There's a ship to the west!"
[he sees that the crew of said ship are eating Weetabix, general panic ensues]
Shiver me timbers! Something somthing abandon ship swim for shore!
It wasn't somethings or ghostly tricks
It was down to a bowl of Weetabix
That's why they found no pirates on the Marie Celeste.
May the gloss in Ross be a good gloss
May the windowsills of Winchester shine
Ceilings cover well in Motherwell
And the walls of Birmingham wipe clean of pea and ham
And the skirting boards of Fife have a long life
So brush in hand decorate this land
With the best paaaaaaaaaaint
"It's Country Life and it's English too
From the cow to the dairy, from the dairy down to you..."
(can't remember the middle bit)
"You can't get a better bit of butter on your knife
If you haven't any in, have a word with your wife (!!!!)
And spread it on your toast in the morning!"
I remember this version:
There's a grocers's in the town (in the town)
Opposite the Rose And Crown (Rose And Crown)
And on Thursdays they go down and load the van
With Country Life butter from the man (grocer man)
or
I'm a Gnu,
How do you do
I've just moved into the house next door to you
I've lost my Ty-phoo
So let me ask you
Can I borrow some of that most refreshing brew?
Comments
A Mars a day help you work rest and play.
There's a magical world, we're on our way
With toys in their millions all under one roof
It's called Toys 'R' Us
You can't get quicker than a Kwik Fit fitter.
We wanna be Smiiiiiths crisps,
light and tasty, and gooooolden as can beeeeeeee,
We wanna be Smiiiths crisps
So we'll change this sign while the faaaarmer's gone for teeeeeeah-aaaah-eeeeh....
I loved those dancing potatoes. Happy days.
I'm a secret Lemonade Drinker (R whites, R whites)
I've been tryin to give it up but it's one of those nights (R whites, R whites)
R whites Lemonade, I'm a secret Lemonade drinker, R whites Lemonade..
Worthington E, That's Beer.
Now I'm showing my age (no that's not a slogan)
From the cow to the dairy, from the dairy down to you..."
(can't remember the middle bit)
"You can't get a better bit of butter on your knife
If you haven't any in, have a word with your wife (!!!!)
And spread it on your toast in the morning!"
Scotch Video Tapes
My contribution:
Toffee Crisp is super, a simply super duper
Chew Chew Toffee Crisp at sixpence a bar...
You can taste the meadow with Golden Crown (I think it was meadow anyway)
and my personal favourite:
Get up in the morning
sleeping for bread sir
Sold out to every monk and beefhead
oh - oh me ears are alight
Why find my kids?
They buck up and a-leave me
Darling Cheese head
I was yards to greasy
oh - oh me ears are alight
its been stuck in my head for ages now. god knows why
Ah but they're not really Starbursts, they're...........
'Opal Fruits, made to make your mouth water':D
all around the house springclean with Flash
Boom Boom Boom EssoBlue
If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our Club
Thanks handy Harry - stick it in the oven.
Fruit pastels - You can't put a fruit pastel in your mouth without chewing it.
'Grab an outspan...'
'A finger of fudge is just enough...'
'Everyone's a fruit and nut case!'
Boddington's 'D'you want a flake in that love?' 'Ta!'
'You know, when you've been tangoed'
Hope its chips, its chips
We hope its chips
Have a cracking Christmas at woolworths
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX2Ha6ZDA4w
Theyre tasty tasty very very tasty
Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet
Murray mints murray mints
Too good to hurry mints
The water in majorca dont taste how it oughta
Today its Harry the spider's coming out party!
There was a ship all the other pirates feared
Even Black-, Blue-, Red- and Yellowbeard
And the captain was as nasty as they come
And never once thought to write to his mum
On the Marie Celeste
Had the meanest crew of pirates ever dressed
Then the bo'sun called from the crow's nest
"There's a ship to the west!"
[he sees that the crew of said ship are eating Weetabix, general panic ensues]
Shiver me timbers! Something somthing abandon ship swim for shore!
It wasn't somethings or ghostly tricks
It was down to a bowl of Weetabix
That's why they found no pirates on the Marie Celeste.
I can't remember the exact words.
May the gloss in Ross be a good gloss
May the windowsills of Winchester shine
Ceilings cover well in Motherwell
And the walls of Birmingham wipe clean of pea and ham
And the skirting boards of Fife have a long life
So brush in hand decorate this land
With the best paaaaaaaaaaint
'He wer a great baker wer ower Dad, he wer oop before it wer light'
I loved that one:)
I remember this version:
There's a grocers's in the town (in the town)
Opposite the Rose And Crown (Rose And Crown)
And on Thursdays they go down and load the van
With Country Life butter from the man (grocer man)
or
I'm a Gnu,
How do you do
I've just moved into the house next door to you
I've lost my Ty-phoo
So let me ask you
Can I borrow some of that most refreshing brew?