Blimey Downtonfan, I had forgotten Ed Wood. That is the first one I saw with Johnny Depp when I had never heard of him and I instantly thought that he was a great actor who would be a major star.
And as for Oscar winners being boring:
On the Waterfront
In the Heat of the Night
The French Connection
The Godfather
The Sting
The Silence of the Lambs
Unforgiven
I like Titanic a lot as well. Actually I could have included a very great many more, but I choose those as dead certs.
For me its any film advertised with the tagline "staring XXX from 'insert popular film here'" or "Directed by the director of 'insert popular film name here'"
Worse is "From the Producer of........" Who gives a sh!t?!
3. It has a kitchen sink title example... Blood Zombie Bikini Babes at the gates of Castle Dracula.
That sounds absolutely amazing. If I were a film studio I'd give you a billion trillion dollars to get that in the can and hire some actors. Vin Diesel and Paris Hilton for example.
That sounds absolutely amazing. If I were a film studio I'd give you a billion trillion dollars to get that in the can and hire some actors. Vin Diesel and Paris Hilton for example.
I would love to see that. Speaking of crappy films with contrived names, has anyone seen Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus? I saw some of it on Syfy once. What a load of complete and utter tripe! The CGI and special effects were abysmal beyond belief! I also found it very telling how the two lead actors were a pair of has-beens, in the form of Lorenzo Lamas and Deborah Gibson. Now, I'm not putting them down, but surely they must have been hard up to have accepted a role in that tripe?
I remember another bad film from that same company (The Asylum) called Battle of Los Angeles; a parody of Battle: Los Angeles. I seem to recall this particular movie involving flying saucers and ninjas! :rolleyes:
Going back to ways to spot a bad movie, lately the presence of any of the Smith family seems to be a good rule; especially with the likes of After Earth, a Will Smith and son extravaganza which has also been said to have connections to Scientology! :eek: Not that that would surprise me, what with Will Smith supposedly being a member of said cult.
Syfy are obsessed with sharks and octopus's (octopie ? )
A few days ago I heard about sharknado .. check out the trailer on youtube
Then I heard about Octoshark .... you should really check this trailer out. They're brilliant.
It's a combination of 'LOL' (Laugh out Loud) and 'What??'. In other words, KMKYWAP is displaying amusement and faux disbelief at GoshBagosh's notion that Black Swan was a great film!
If the majority of the film's poster is taken up with one word reviews - "Awesome! - Angling Times", "Outstanding - Practical Caravan" - and loads of four and five stars.
Generally that means a rubbish film with an abnormally high marketing budget.
Syfy are obsessed with sharks and octopus's (octopie ? )
A few days ago I heard about sharknado .. check out the trailer on youtube
Then I heard about Octoshark .... you should really check this trailer out. They're brilliant.
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Edward Scissorhands and Ed Wood are brilliant. Also Sweeney Todd.
Only in recent years has the collaboration really soured.
Are you referring to every film made by, cut by, edited by, directed by, produced by, written by Robert Rodriguez?
And as for Oscar winners being boring:
On the Waterfront
In the Heat of the Night
The French Connection
The Godfather
The Sting
The Silence of the Lambs
Unforgiven
I like Titanic a lot as well. Actually I could have included a very great many more, but I choose those as dead certs.
That say's it all . . .
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108258
How can it fail to deliver with a title like Surf Ninjas?
2. The trailer received wild applause at Comic-Con.
3. It has a kitchen sink title example... Blood Zombie Bikini Babes at the gates of Castle Dracula.
4. Never mind the plot, Feel the CGI budget.
5. It is about Sport.
6. The Director thinks Shaky Cam makes a film more scary.
7. Damon Lindelof was allowed anywhere near the script.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/23463568
Worse is "From the Producer of........" Who gives a sh!t?!
My favourite is on the 'Battleship' posters:
'FROM HASBRO THE COMPANY THAT BROUGHT YOU TRANSFORMERS'
They should have added 'SO YOU'VE ONLY YOURSELF TO BLAME'
Just be thankful that Uwe Boll hasn't got anything to do with it. There should be a law against that man making films.
That sounds absolutely amazing. If I were a film studio I'd give you a billion trillion dollars to get that in the can and hire some actors. Vin Diesel and Paris Hilton for example.
Probably a stupid question, but what is LOLWUT?
And this!:D
I would love to see that. Speaking of crappy films with contrived names, has anyone seen Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus? I saw some of it on Syfy once. What a load of complete and utter tripe! The CGI and special effects were abysmal beyond belief! I also found it very telling how the two lead actors were a pair of has-beens, in the form of Lorenzo Lamas and Deborah Gibson. Now, I'm not putting them down, but surely they must have been hard up to have accepted a role in that tripe?
I remember another bad film from that same company (The Asylum) called Battle of Los Angeles; a parody of Battle: Los Angeles. I seem to recall this particular movie involving flying saucers and ninjas! :rolleyes:
Going back to ways to spot a bad movie, lately the presence of any of the Smith family seems to be a good rule; especially with the likes of After Earth, a Will Smith and son extravaganza which has also been said to have connections to Scientology! :eek: Not that that would surprise me, what with Will Smith supposedly being a member of said cult.
Syfy are obsessed with sharks and octopus's (octopie ? )
A few days ago I heard about sharknado .. check out the trailer on youtube
Then I heard about Octoshark .... you should really check this trailer out. They're brilliant.
Haven't had the balls to watch any of them yet !
It's a combination of 'LOL' (Laugh out Loud) and 'What??'. In other words, KMKYWAP is displaying amusement and faux disbelief at GoshBagosh's notion that Black Swan was a great film!
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/movies/news/a501775/johnny-depp-im-not-too-far-away-from-quitting-acting.html
That's my trigger, right there.
A Vince Vaughan movie has almost certainly been filmed in his or Ben Stiller's house on a very tight budget.
Generally that means a rubbish film with an abnormally high marketing budget.
And coming soon... Ghost Shark!!
Some films do the talking for themselves:D