Owen Armstrong will prostitute himself to Phelan for money?

NathanJohnson · 09/05/14 - 20:24

Who would fancy this storyline? Owen gets desperate and a sly Phelan turns up with a proposition, spend a couple of hours with him and he'll give him some cash in exchange. Owen, who is unaware of Anna sleeping with Phelan as well, agrees, seeing as he was pretty much Phelan's bitch at the building site. Phelan then pays him handsomely for the deed, but reveals he has a recording and wants more sessions with Owen, who whines, and agrees, saying "yes love" to Phelan.

So basically both Anna and Owen have slept with him, but embarrassed to admit it.

soapmad · 09/05/14 - 20:25

Sick .

Emma_Henvey · 09/05/14 - 20:28

lol

Oldnjaded · 09/05/14 - 20:30

I love it! Once he'd been phelaned, Owen would stop pestering Anna for sex all the time and they'd have plenty of money too, so a win-win situation all round. :cool:

danyell · 09/05/14 - 20:36

So they both would of got Phelaned. I like it!

J-B · 09/05/14 - 20:39

I think they've been lining this up for weeks. Owen will later go into the cafe for three bacon barms and end up breaking down in Roy's arms.

"Roy love, I feel so dirty. I've had the best seeing to of my life, Pheels did things to me that Anna only does on special occasions."

0...0 · 09/05/14 - 20:41

Then he looks at Izzy and tells her he's always had a thing for a girl in wheels?

Hound of Love · 09/05/14 - 20:43

Phelan should have a session with Gary. He wouldn't be able to resist Gary in those tight jeans of his.

Lucy Lou · 09/05/14 - 20:43

If it brings Phelan back to the cobbles then why not

J-B · 09/05/14 - 20:44

Hound of Love wrote: »

Phelan should have a session with Gary. He wouldn't be able to resist Gary in those tight jeans of his.

It's not the first time Gary's had a crack at Phelan's head :eek:

speedy_gonzales · 09/05/14 - 20:45

i hope anna used protection when she bumped uglies with phelan,imagine a mini phelan roaming round the street.

J-B · 09/05/14 - 20:47

speedy_gonzales wrote: »

i hope anna used protection when she bumped uglies with phelan,imagine a mini phelan roaming round the street.

Mini Pheelster would be a real juxtaposition of smooth, suave animal-loving gent of the highest order, but with a streak of pondlife gutter-wench thrown in.

danyell · 09/05/14 - 20:48

J-B wrote: »

I think they've been lining this up for weeks. Owen will later go into the cafe for three bacon barms and end up breaking down in Roy's arms.

"Roy love, I feel so dirty. I've had the best seeing to of my life, Pheels did things to me that Anna only does on special occasions."

I think Owen would be emotionally stronger than Anna though. He would enjoy it more. Anna's a weak woman. Owen needs a strong man. Phelan fits the bill perfectly!

Gulftastic · 09/05/14 - 20:50

Phelan should have Anna again, but insist on using Owen as a contraceptive.

danyell · 09/05/14 - 20:50

0...0 wrote: »

Then he looks at Izzy and tells her he's always had a thing for a girl in wheels?

Izzy doesn't deserve Phelan. Owen on the other hand....

J-B · 09/05/14 - 20:52

danyell wrote: »

I think Owen would be emotionally stronger than Anna though. He would enjoy it more. Anna's a weak woman. Owen needs a strong man. Phelan fits the bill perfectly!

Owen is the furthest thing possible from a strong man

A bloke that has been reduced from delivering a good solid bullying of his friends, family, and neighbours on a regular basis, to crying behind washing machines, calling inanimate objects love, and begging for Phelan to come and take his yard, home, and family.

No doubt he needs a strong man to sort him out. I'd love for Phelan to give Owen the best he's ever had, then take the house from him and kick snivelling Owen out into the street, but keep his family.

Shazla09 · 09/05/14 - 20:57

The ratings would rocket.

trevon1 · 09/05/14 - 21:12

Now this is a storyline I'd enjoy! I bet Owen and Anna would secretly enjoy it as well, but would have to feign disgust to themselves. Then, all will be revealed leading to the sexiest threesome of all time!

Oldnjaded · 09/05/14 - 21:18

J-B wrote: »

It's not the first time Gary's had a crack at Phelan's head :eek:

Gulftastic wrote: »

Phelan should have Anna again, but insist on using Owen as a contraceptive.

Hahahaha!!

:D:D:D

dd68 · 09/05/14 - 21:21

I don't think Phelan swings both ways

spunger · 09/05/14 - 21:21

soapmad wrote: »

Sick .

But tv gold if it ever happened.

danyell · 09/05/14 - 21:31

J-B wrote: »

Owen is the furthest thing possible from a strong man A bloke that has been reduced from delivering a good solid bullying of his friends, family, and neighbours on a regular basis, to crying behind washing machines, calling inanimate objects love, and begging for Phelan to come and take his yard, home, and family.

No doubt he needs a strong man to sort him out. I'd love for Phelan to give Owen the best he's ever had, then take the house from him and kick snivelling Owen out into the street, but keep his family.

Phelan can make Owen more of a man though. Owen just needs to be Phelaned up!

priscilla · 09/05/14 - 21:38

Lool, maybe that's what Owen really means we he says he is going to put his yard up for sale.

sam_gee · 09/05/14 - 21:43

priscilla wrote: »

Lool, maybe that's what Owen really means we he says he is going to put his yard up for sale.

:D:D

Phelan would never be interested in a loser like Owen.

trevon1 · 09/05/14 - 23:44

danyell wrote: »

So they both would of got Phelaned. I like it!

"Phelaned." Now that is an outstanding word! That should be his catchphrase whenever he sleeps with someone else's lady or wins on a shady deal. "You've just been Phelaned!!"

Oldnjaded · 10/05/14 - 00:15

priscilla wrote: »

Lool, maybe that's what Owen really means we he says he is going to put his yard up for sale.

.:D:D:D

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