I dont know about you but i am sick to the back teeth of seeing men of all ages all wearing tight trousers or jeans and you can see their bulge!!
if they think it makes women notice them more then they are mistaken
Oh dear, can't believe I'm biting again but here goes.
Then perhaps as a woman you should keep your t!ts bound down and stay covered up to the neckline?!
Why are you staring at mens crotches anyway? If you don't want to see a mans bulge don't look down there, it's not exactly in your eye line is it? Unless you are a dwarf? Are you so irresistible that men can't help but shove their "bulges" in your face?
My last girlfriend left me because I was 'useless in the trouser department'. I'd just been laid off from said department in Marks & Spencers. My father was no better either. It must be in the jeans.
It has been a theory of mine for some time that men "dress to the left" (i.e. tuck their willy into the top of their left trouser leg) when they are right handed.
I have been trying to find out if left handed men "dress to the right".
So in pubs etc. I look for which side the bulge is and then watch to see if the man picks up his glass with opposite hand.
Or, if I see a left-handed man I look to see if his bulge is on the right.
So far I think my theory is correct. I am looking for sponsorship for further research in this area.
I was in a bar last night where the barman was wearing a pair of tight white football shorts, with a huge (natural) bulge. OK, he was gay (it was a gay bar), but so what, it was a very pleasant view!
I went to a ballet last month and we were very close to the stage and they were in white and huge, it was extremely difficult not to look, I hope they didn't notice.
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Oh dear, can't believe I'm biting again but here goes.
Then perhaps as a woman you should keep your t!ts bound down and stay covered up to the neckline?!
Why are you staring at mens crotches anyway? If you don't want to see a mans bulge don't look down there, it's not exactly in your eye line is it? Unless you are a dwarf? Are you so irresistible that men can't help but shove their "bulges" in your face?
It's more comfortable than having it swinging around your ankles causing chaffing!
Yeah, it could just be a pair of rolled up socks!
Also big thighs tend to push even the smallest equipment into an impressive bulge.
Ba-dum-tish
Back to the Kilt again.
not to mention the Tudors with their cod pieces
I find it easier just to tuck it in my sock
Oh maaaaaan! I wish I wasn't eating as I read this
Accidentally huh, riiiight, we believe ya.:D
I normally coil around my waist a couple of turns.;)
Say no more.
Sooooooo tempting.:o
Ok you got me....it's never accidental
It has been a theory of mine for some time that men "dress to the left" (i.e. tuck their willy into the top of their left trouser leg) when they are right handed.
I have been trying to find out if left handed men "dress to the right".
So in pubs etc. I look for which side the bulge is and then watch to see if the man picks up his glass with opposite hand.
Or, if I see a left-handed man I look to see if his bulge is on the right.
So far I think my theory is correct. I am looking for sponsorship for further research in this area.