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• 80's chick Posts: 5,207

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  19/08/11 - 21:21 #27

  Miranda is on soon. I love that show, she doesn't have a Twitter account

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• phylo_roadking Posts: 21,339

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  19/08/11 - 21:21 #28

  Mmm, isn't nose hair tasty??

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• fat controller Posts: 13,757

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  19/08/11 - 21:23 #29

  'Elf 'n' Safety - why is it only the little people that are kept safe??

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• widger Posts: 722

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  19/08/11 - 21:25 #30

  Trainers!!!!!!!!

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• [Deleted User] Posts: 1,715

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  19/08/11 - 21:29 #31

  Still surprised this isn't in chatter yet.

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• solarflare Posts: 22,377

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  19/08/11 - 21:30 #32

  Piper E wrote: »

  Still surprised this isn't in chatter yet.

  
  We shall, we shall, we shall not be moved??

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• cnbcwatcher Posts: 56,681

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  19/08/11 - 21:40 #33

  No CNBC for me on hols

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• Flamethrower100 Posts: 14,106

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  19/08/11 - 21:40 #34

  why is everyone on US wife swap lunatics?

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• Artymags Posts: 18,136

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  19/08/11 - 21:43 #35

  The curved planks on a wooden ship are called futtocks.

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• [Deleted User] Posts: 1,715

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  19/08/11 - 21:52 #36

  solarflare wrote: »

  We shall, we shall, we shall not be moved??

  
  Touche.

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• [Deleted User] Posts: 21,093

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  19/08/11 - 21:54 #37

  Turtle

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• [Deleted User] Posts: 339

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  19/08/11 - 21:57 #38

  Piper E wrote: »

  Touche.

  
  that looks like the word Douche, which by the way was not what i thought it was when i googled it, i need to stop calling people that word:o

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• Helbore Posts: 16,069

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  19/08/11 - 21:59 #39

  Wibble.

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• fat controller Posts: 13,757

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  19/08/11 - 22:00 #40

  Tonight, I have committed sacrilege and made a whiskey and American with single malt, purely because the blended stuff ran out before my appetite - more worrying is the fact that it is really nice

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• hooter Posts: 30,206

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  19/08/11 - 22:05 #41

  Has eaten cheese and crackers and is still a bit peckish....

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• [Deleted User] Posts: 14,589

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  19/08/11 - 22:19 #42

  No Popery.

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• Dave Stent Posts: 1,928

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  19/08/11 - 22:56 #43

  are there any nude beach photos of boris johnson floating about the net?

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• solarflare Posts: 22,377

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  19/08/11 - 22:57 #44

  Dave Stent wrote: »

  are there any nude beach photos of boris johnson floating about the net?

  
  There's a mental image that'll be hard to scrub clean.

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• AdamDowds Posts: 2,598

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  19/08/11 - 22:58 #45

  When I was born the oldest buses in Brighton were made in 1977. Now the oldest are from 1995/6.

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• phylo_roadking Posts: 21,339

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  19/08/11 - 22:59 #46

  are there any nude beach photos of boris johnson floating about the net?

  
  Hmm, fat and milky white...Google on Captain Ahab

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• MicroSmurf Posts: 1,463

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  19/08/11 - 23:01 #47

  Testicles
  
  That is all

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• bbclassics Posts: 7,806

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  19/08/11 - 23:02 #48

  Damn Alligator bit my hand off, but I tore one of that bastards eyes out!

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• [Deleted User] Posts: 1,366

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  19/08/11 - 23:03 #49

  Lord, if i can't be skinny, please make my friends be fat.

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• Dave Stent Posts: 1,928

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  19/08/11 - 23:09 #50

  internet? Never heard of it...

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• Flamethrower100 Posts: 14,106

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  19/08/11 - 23:10 #51

  is it possible to get a rear end transplant on the NHS.

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