I see one big flaw in that, and it proves that you are liars. Barack Obama is bald, so how do blind men never get elected? (But Mr Stevens is bald... ;))
I see one big flaw in that, and it proves that you are liars. Barack Obama is bald, so how do blind men never get elected? (But Mr Stevens is bald... ;))
Never in British history and he isn't bald just has short hair!
.... we will help you gain the freedom you deserve in life, without any physical concerns.....just be a being of conciousness.
.... we will send a drumming transmission into your head from your childhood- rock out to some beats without headphones!!!!
....combat the British winter by introducing new metal gloves which warm up those around you (caution: overuse may lead to disintergration of human subjects)
.... we propose warmer summers. By installing a new planetary body in the Earth's space through the Government funded Project Gallifrey, we plan to nudge the Earth a little closer to the sun.
- THE RACE IS ON. VOTE FOR RASSILON.
Rassilon will change your life in ways that the Vote Saxon, Bad Wolf One and the Flydale North parties will not. Rassilon is not bound by the laws of the Shadow Proclamation and has the power to bring real change and happiness to the world.
(smallprint) Your personal ideas of 'change' and 'happiness' may differ to the ideas of the Rassilon Party. :cool:
We have already recruited Jamie Oliver to bring in exciting new school meals to be rolled out in a nationwide program within a month of us winning the election.
We believe that the health of the nation will be vastly improved by the introduction of a radical new diet, which is to be consumed by everyone at least once a day. The improved health of the nation will render drugs and hospitals unnecessary, thus saving the nation billions. Doctors will also become obsolete, but will be offered alternative training in advanced time travel resulting in a new qualification - Timelord.
The savings will be invested in new employment opportunities for everyone in our new Custard factories.
In the unlikely event of a hung parliament (because obviously we will win) we are happy to collaborate with any other party providing they join us for Fishfinger and Custard parties every Saturday evening.
We have already recruited Jamie Oliver to bring in exciting new school meals to be rolled out in a nationwide program within a month of us winning the election.
We believe that the health of the nation will be vastly improved by the introduction of a radical new diet, which is to be consumed by everyone at least once a day. The improved health of the nation will render drugs and hospitals unnecessary, thus saving the nation billions. Doctors will also become obsolete, but will be offered alternative training in advanced time travel resulting in a new qualification - Timelord.
The savings will be invested in new employment opportunities for everyone in our new Custard factories.
In the unlikely event of a hung parliament (because obviously we will win) we are happy to collaborate with any other party providing they join us for Fishfinger and Custard parties every Saturday evening.
We will with merge your 'Fish Custard' Party, if we can supply milk. We bring Sutekhs gift of Milk to all humanity.
I see one big flaw in that, and it proves that you are liars. Barack Obama is bald, so how do blind men never get elected? (But Mr Stevens is bald... ;))
My party has experience and believes that the McGann Party is simply too inexperienced to effectively govern.
I'll be voting for the "All The Novels And Audios Are Canon" party.
And once they're in power I'll think about voting for the McGann party at the following election, given that according to the novels and audios McGann's Doctor is actually one of the longest lived incarnations and therefore anything but inexperienced!
Over the last few days there have been a lot of candidates who've stated their positions in respect of your votes.
And to them all I say a resounding Hmmm!
The Sutekh Party would appear to need us all to kneel - which with my hip is absurd notion!
A vote for the boy Rassilon is, in my opinion, a wasted effort. How can anyone have respect for the Timelords since they insisted on dressing themselves like Mr Humphries from an 'Are You Being Served?' Christmas Special?
And as for the new boy! Smith is it? Well, I see there's no sign of him joining the debate just yet because I dare say his Mum won't let him! Hmmm?
Finally, as to the recent allegations in regard to myself. Let me make it clear. I was out for an early morning walk on the common when I came across the Rt. Honourable Mr Harkness, who was in some distress due to his unfortunate entrapment within a small bramble. He requested my help - which naturally I gave - little knowing that my back would give way in the process. Our resulting position was fully explained to the authorities who arrived some time later and a formal letter of apology has been issued to the Cub Scout troupe who were passing at the time.
I trust that now clears up the matter and once again open the floor to further debate...
After reading all that *tap-tap-tap-tap* I can't seem to think of *tap-tap-tap-tap* anything original *tap-tap-tap-tap* for some reason *tap-tap-tap-tap*...all I want to do *tap-tap-tap-tap* is vote for this guy *tap-tap-tap-tap*...not sure why *tap-tap-tap-tap*
Educate the nation's children on the pointlessness of logic
Create a National Running Day in which every citizen has to run to his/ her destination (with their arms in the air)
Prevent the Global Domination of the Cyber Party
Provide a stattenheim remote control for the convenience of every Timelord
Create an effective outdoor heating system to fend off the Ice Warriors.
Vote Troughton Now!
The Cyber Party will delete all clothing such as stripey trousers, large hats and bow ties. The Troughton Party is our main adversary, who we have fought more than any other, they will all be deleted if we win the Election:D:D:D
Over the last few days there have been a lot of candidates who've stated their positions in respect of your votes.
And to them all I say a resounding Hmmm!
The Sutekh Party would appear to need us all to kneel - which with my hip is absurd notion!
A vote for the boy Rassilon is, in my opinion, a wasted effort. How can anyone have respect for the Timelords since they insisted on dressing themselves like Mr Humphries from an 'Are You Being Served?' Christmas Special?
And as for the new boy! Smith is it? Well, I see there's no sign of him joining the debate just yet because I dare say his Mum won't let him! Hmmm?
Finally, as to the recent allegations in regard to myself. Let me make it clear. I was out for an early morning walk on the common when I came across the Rt. Honourable Mr Harkness, who was in some distress due to his unfortunate entrapment within a small bramble. He requested my help - which naturally I gave - little knowing that my back would give way in the process. Our resulting position was fully explained to the authorities who arrived some time later and a formal letter of apology has been issued to the Cub Scout troupe who were passing at the time.
I trust that now clears up the matter and once again open the floor to further debate...
The Harkness Party would just like to point out that our leader was just trying to offer aid and assistance to Mr Hartnell as he appeared to be a bit lost, tired and emotional. As we are an all inclusive party we are willing to offer a hand even to the opposition in times of need.
The Harkness Party would just like to point out that our leader was just trying to offer aid and assistance to Mr Hartnell as he appeared to be a bit lost, tired and emotional. As we are an all inclusive party we are willing to offer a hand even to the opposition in times of need.
Old! Hmmm!
I thank the Harkness Party but must decline their offer of a 'well hung' Parliament. Far be it from me to point out the Rt. Honourable Member's youth and inexperience but if I'm going to get into bed, politically speaking, with anyone they will need to have a much firmer and altogether more singular grip on the policies in hand.
I thank the Harkness Party but must decline their offer of a 'well hung' Parliament. Far be it from me to point out the Rt. Honourable Member's youth and inexperience but if I'm going to get into bed, politically speaking, with anyone they will need to have a much firmer and altogether more singular grip on the policies in hand.
The Davros Party, for example...
The Harkness Party maintains a firm grip at all times. There have been no complaints so far. We think an experienced youthful leader will be more appealing than an old man spouting the same old ideas. However, given a hung parliament we would expect to be in demand to help relieve any difficult situations and we are always open to imaginative offers.
Over the last few days there have been a lot of candidates who've stated their positions in respect of your votes.
And to them all I say a resounding Hmmm!
The Sutekh Party would appear to need us all to kneel - which with my hip is absurd notion!
A vote for the boy Rassilon is, in my opinion, a wasted effort. How can anyone have respect for the Timelords since they insisted on dressing themselves like Mr Humphries from an 'Are You Being Served?' Christmas Special?
And as for the new boy! Smith is it? Well, I see there's no sign of him joining the debate just yet because I dare say his Mum won't let him! Hmmm?
Finally, as to the recent allegations in regard to myself. Let me make it clear. I was out for an early morning walk on the common when I came across the Rt. Honourable Mr Harkness, who was in some distress due to his unfortunate entrapment within a small bramble. He requested my help - which naturally I gave - little knowing that my back would give way in the process. Our resulting position was fully explained to the authorities who arrived some time later and a formal letter of apology has been issued to the Cub Scout troupe who were passing at the time.
I trust that now clears up the matter and once again open the floor to further debate...
Hartnell, if you do not want to Kneel, how come you managed to collapse OK on Mondas :rolleyes:
You are too old for the Job anyway. You will end up regenerating in the first year of your Prime Ministercy. I will suggest that you merge up with the Troughton party.
The leaders of our Party; Sutekh and Stevens, will happily replace your legs with Maggots, if you want.
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Never in British history and he isn't bald just has short hair!
http://static.open.salon.com/files/barack-obama-21232458043.jpg
.... we will help you gain the freedom you deserve in life, without any physical concerns.....just be a being of conciousness.
.... we will send a drumming transmission into your head from your childhood- rock out to some beats without headphones!!!!
....combat the British winter by introducing new metal gloves which warm up those around you (caution: overuse may lead to disintergration of human subjects)
.... we propose warmer summers. By installing a new planetary body in the Earth's space through the Government funded Project Gallifrey, we plan to nudge the Earth a little closer to the sun.
- THE RACE IS ON. VOTE FOR RASSILON.
Rassilon will change your life in ways that the Vote Saxon, Bad Wolf One and the Flydale North parties will not. Rassilon is not bound by the laws of the Shadow Proclamation and has the power to bring real change and happiness to the world.
(smallprint) Your personal ideas of 'change' and 'happiness' may differ to the ideas of the Rassilon Party. :cool:
We in the HARKNESS PARTY pride ourselves on our research facilities and offer you this
http://wtpotus.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/baby_barack_1450210c-www-telegraph-co-uk-news-worldnews-northamerica-usa-ducky.jpg
HARKNESS kneels for no one - ahh that would be a lie;)
We have already recruited Jamie Oliver to bring in exciting new school meals to be rolled out in a nationwide program within a month of us winning the election.
We believe that the health of the nation will be vastly improved by the introduction of a radical new diet, which is to be consumed by everyone at least once a day. The improved health of the nation will render drugs and hospitals unnecessary, thus saving the nation billions. Doctors will also become obsolete, but will be offered alternative training in advanced time travel resulting in a new qualification - Timelord.
The savings will be invested in new employment opportunities for everyone in our new Custard factories.
In the unlikely event of a hung parliament (because obviously we will win) we are happy to collaborate with any other party providing they join us for Fishfinger and Custard parties every Saturday evening.
The Osiran Party
Kneel In the Might of the Osiran Party!
Leader: Sutekh
Deputy: Stevens
The Economy
Head of Economy; Harriet Jones.
Law
Head of Law; Stevens/BOSS
Education
Head of Education; Ian Chesterton
Health
Head of Health; Stevens
The Enviroment
Head of Enviroment; Sutekh the Destroyer
Politics
Head of Politics; Stevens
Other Junk
Head of the Other Junk; The Other
All Gold will be destroyed.
Silver will be Tax Free.
A pledge to destroy Voga and all it's people
Free and regular Upgrades for all the people.
Non-Conformists will be deleted..
Radiation will be banned.
A Cyber Museum will be built, thus creating thousands of jobs and will include such tasks as making souvenirs out of hatstands.
The NHS will be terminated as Upgrades will end all suffering. All Doctors will be destroyed in the first instance.
All Pyschotherapists and Psychologists will be deleted as Emotions will no longer be necessary.
The Arctic will be rebulit with Tombs for hibernation when necessary.
We will with merge your 'Fish Custard' Party, if we can supply milk. We bring Sutekhs gift of Milk to all humanity.
Fishfingers and Custrad party tonight then! Anyone else for the co-alition?
No he isn't.
Having discussed it with our Shadow Minister for Health we are also today able to unveil our new election pledge: life for all Pexes.
I'll be voting for the "All The Novels And Audios Are Canon" party.
And once they're in power I'll think about voting for the McGann party at the following election, given that according to the novels and audios McGann's Doctor is actually one of the longest lived incarnations and therefore anything but inexperienced!
Over the last few days there have been a lot of candidates who've stated their positions in respect of your votes.
And to them all I say a resounding Hmmm!
The Sutekh Party would appear to need us all to kneel - which with my hip is absurd notion!
A vote for the boy Rassilon is, in my opinion, a wasted effort. How can anyone have respect for the Timelords since they insisted on dressing themselves like Mr Humphries from an 'Are You Being Served?' Christmas Special?
And as for the new boy! Smith is it? Well, I see there's no sign of him joining the debate just yet because I dare say his Mum won't let him! Hmmm?
Finally, as to the recent allegations in regard to myself. Let me make it clear. I was out for an early morning walk on the common when I came across the Rt. Honourable Mr Harkness, who was in some distress due to his unfortunate entrapment within a small bramble. He requested my help - which naturally I gave - little knowing that my back would give way in the process. Our resulting position was fully explained to the authorities who arrived some time later and a formal letter of apology has been issued to the Cub Scout troupe who were passing at the time.
I trust that now clears up the matter and once again open the floor to further debate...
That is hysterical! Got my vote.
We will solve the current economic crisis by reducing your world to radioactive slag and selling it off as spaceship fuel.
Remember vote Slitheen: you know it makes sense.
If we win the election, we promise to:
Have a free recorder delivered to every home
Make ridiculously large hats VAT free
Educate the nation's children on the pointlessness of logic
Create a National Running Day in which every citizen has to run to his/ her destination (with their arms in the air)
Prevent the Global Domination of the Cyber Party
Provide a stattenheim remote control for the convenience of every Timelord
Create an effective outdoor heating system to fend off the Ice Warriors.
Vote Troughton Now!
The Cyber Party will delete all clothing such as stripey trousers, large hats and bow ties. The Troughton Party is our main adversary, who we have fought more than any other, they will all be deleted if we win the Election:D:D:D
The Harkness Party would just like to point out that our leader was just trying to offer aid and assistance to Mr Hartnell as he appeared to be a bit lost, tired and emotional. As we are an all inclusive party we are willing to offer a hand even to the opposition in times of need.
Old! Hmmm!
I thank the Harkness Party but must decline their offer of a 'well hung' Parliament. Far be it from me to point out the Rt. Honourable Member's youth and inexperience but if I'm going to get into bed, politically speaking, with anyone they will need to have a much firmer and altogether more singular grip on the policies in hand.
The Davros Party, for example...
The Harkness Party maintains a firm grip at all times. There have been no complaints so far. We think an experienced youthful leader will be more appealing than an old man spouting the same old ideas. However, given a hung parliament we would expect to be in demand to help relieve any difficult situations and we are always open to imaginative offers.
Hartnell, if you do not want to Kneel, how come you managed to collapse OK on Mondas :rolleyes:
You are too old for the Job anyway. You will end up regenerating in the first year of your Prime Ministercy. I will suggest that you merge up with the Troughton party.
The leaders of our Party; Sutekh and Stevens, will happily replace your legs with Maggots, if you want.