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Does Rachel have tearducts.

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Rachel has done a lot of bawling in the past few days, but I have yet to see her shed one actual physical tear.

There can be only two reasons for this:-

A - She doesn't have tearducts
B - She was pretending to cry

Which is it ?

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,824
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    ah, let me explain...

    although Rachel does indeed have tearducts (and very nice tearducts they are), they are so nice that they know that if Rachel was to cry ... that would necessitate the use of tissues and as we all know... deforestation is a major cause of global warming....

    Rachel didn't allow herself to cry in order to save the planet!
    just you remember to say thank you now.
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    opal88opal88 Posts: 1,178
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    Cyberninja wrote: »
    Rachel has done a lot of bawling in the past few days, but I have yet to see her shed one actual physical tear.

    There can be only two reasons for this:-

    A - She doesn't have tearducts
    B - She was pretending to cry

    Which is it ?

    The onions weren't as strong as she expected.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 12,170
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    Cyberninja wrote: »
    Rachel has done a lot of bawling in the past few days, but I have yet to see her shed one actual physical tear.

    There can be only two reasons for this:-

    A - She doesn't have tearducts
    B - She was pretending to cry

    Which is it ?

    C - You didn't look close enough.

    HTH. :)
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    funkycubfunkycub Posts: 9,350
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    Are we still looking for reasons that she shouldn't have won! :rolleyes:
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    opal88opal88 Posts: 1,178
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    'C - You didn't look close enough.'

    Obviously not - or you'd have seen the plastic tube connected to the plastic bottle she kept under the red riding hood blanket.
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