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Kerry's off to 'fitness camp' (Merged)
LittleChicken
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http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/news/a189587/katona-to-visit-fitness-camp-next-year.html
She can't afford electricity, so she sits in the dark, eating and watching TV. Presumably on the new 'gas television' I've heard so much about.....:D
Revealing why her size has increased in recent months, she explained: "I'm bankrupt and I can't afford electricity. I'm in the house and it gets dark and I've got nothing to do. I'm cold, so I think, 'Ooh, what do I want to eat?'. Then I just sit and watch a film, and stuff my face."
She can't afford electricity, so she sits in the dark, eating and watching TV. Presumably on the new 'gas television' I've heard so much about.....:D
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Silly silly girl
How else will she make a living if not for all of this stupid crap stories OK pay her for?
Perhaps she would be warmer if she sat in one of Mark's cars. Or even thought about selling one/several of them.
So if she's sitting in the dark with no electricity, what's happening with the kids in an apparently cold, dark house? Slight exaggeration, perhaps?
Dear me, I despair.
The poor girl, fate does seem to work against her. After those sensational adverts she did on tv for Iceland shops, she finds her electricity cut off and all the food has to be eaten or thrown out. It's a good thing she's got such a supportive partner to help her get to the vol-au-vents at the bottom of the freezer.
hahahahahaha!! what a tool is she!
Wonder what she thinks of when she sees Coleen Nolan doing her job in the Iceland ads? Probably tears a page out of TV Quick and screws it up into a ball and hurls it at the TV, sobbing 'that shoulda been me, you b*tch!'
She could always turn to BBC3 and watch 'er out of Atomic Kitten hosting Snog Marry Avoid...
She really is thickness personified
Even the other one of the Kittens is getting her own show now http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/news/a189589/mcclarnon-to-host-hotter-than-my-daughter.html (waiting for a certain FM to appear
Complete lie more like - and nothing to do with her BR as the OR allows people to keep any money required for household essentials such as utilites!
"I'm bankrupt and I can't afford electricity. I'm in the house and it gets dark and I've got nothing to do. I'm cold, so I think, 'Ooh, what do I want to eat?'. Then I just sit and watch a film, and stuff my face."
She starts she cannot afforc Elecy, and is stuck in the house when it gets dark, implying she has no electric? So how the hell can she eat and "Watch a film" Last time I checked, dvd players etc all require some form of power, unless it linked up to her running machine.... Run rabbit, run rabbit, run run run, chase that carrot.
They are all huddling round the TV for warmth. It's like something out of Dickens :eek:
Awful ad that ... but I doubt that would bother KK if she was trousering her share of the proceeds.
Funny how she cant afford leccy but her husband who doesn't appear to work can afford a few cars.
I wonder where her four children are when she is sitting in the dark watching TV?
And futhermore where is "pinhead"
Maybe it was Mark playing with the electrics so he doesn't have to look at her while she's stuffing her face to prepare for the next weightloss regime/surgery/camp. (meow, that was rather catty, even for me
u couldnt make it up could u?