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Nudity in Supermarkets - Would you be for it or not?

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 21,093
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    #27
    greendayfan6 wrote: »
    I think it could bring the community together in an unexpected way.

    It's hard to hate if you got nothing on
    Cause hate don't stick to my jelly buns
    Shopping in the nude it ain't crude [sic]
    It's a way society can improve
    So it's not rude shopping in the nude
    As long as you don't turn the other cheek
    It's a great way to meet

    :D:D:D I agree with all of the above.
  • frankie_babyfrankie_baby Posts: 1,100
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    #28
    i could imagine in big cities supermarkets offering a naked shopping evening for nudists would probably be quite popular
  • Proposition JoeProposition Joe Posts: 236
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    Don't wanna make the indigenous population jealous
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,691
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    I dont think it would be a good idea - especially for men. Cant imagine what loitering round the cold section would do for their chipolatas - severe case of frostbite I would think.
  • copthis1copthis1 Posts: 910
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    It may be a help when you've forgotten what you need to buy. a quick glimpse at a nude male shopper should remind you to buy the cheese with the blue vein running through it and a similar peak at a woman may remind you to purchase two naan breads and a brillo pad.
  • ih8mondaysih8mondays Posts: 1,140
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    ... Or remind you to buy some healthy food and leave the burgers, crisps and chocolate on the shelves
  • greendayfan6greendayfan6 Posts: 640
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    #33
    ih8mondays wrote: »
    ... Or remind you to buy some healthy food and leave the burgers, crisps and chocolate on the shelves

    This is a good point as we hide our bodies even from ourselves. Helping see your body in this way may well make you think about what you eat.
  • FizixFizix Posts: 16,932
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    Have you seen most of the people in supermarkets? I'm sorry but I don't want to see most of those people naked and I don't want them to see me naked either.
  • greendayfan6greendayfan6 Posts: 640
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    Fizix wrote: »
    Have you seen most of the people in supermarkets? I'm sorry but I don't want to see most of those people naked and I don't want them to see me naked either.

    It's not a sex thing its a community thing. Why not let people see you naked what have you got to hide?
  • newda898newda898 Posts: 5,465
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    Bacon, that was it. I knew I forgot something.
  • solarflaresolarflare Posts: 22,369
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    greendayfan6 wrote: »
    It's not a sex thing its a community thing. Why not let people see you naked what have you got to hide?

    But why's it so important we're all naked in Tesco?
  • mountymounty Posts: 19,155
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    maybe if there was a discount or something

    Fizix wrote: »
    Have you seen most of the people in supermarkets? I'm sorry but I don't want to see most of those people naked and I don't want them to see me naked either.

    try somewhere more up market :p
  • greendayfan6greendayfan6 Posts: 640
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    solarflare wrote: »
    But why's it so important we're all naked in Tesco?

    Increase the peace
    Nudity is not something we should keep on a lease
    Show me yours and I'll show you my scars
    This ain't a war and I ain't from mars
    Tesco, Sainburys, Aldi
    Let me just get some garibaldi
  • greendayfan6greendayfan6 Posts: 640
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    mounty wrote: »
    maybe if there was a discount or something




    try somewhere more up market :p

    Sainsburys ;)
  • FizixFizix Posts: 16,932
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    mounty wrote: »
    maybe if there was a discount or something




    try somewhere more up market :p

    Oh yeah, Tesco... Fat saggy people. Waitrose, old saggy people. :D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,396
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    Why on earth would you do that haha!
  • ChizzlefaceChizzleface Posts: 8,221
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    #43
    flowerpowa wrote: »
    Between two cheeks of course!:D

    It's nature's pocket :D
  • flashgordon1952flashgordon1952 Posts: 3,799
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    Yes I agree it would be difficult to hide anything
  • CitizenofPhobosCitizenofPhobos Posts: 1,677
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    ..I don't even like looking at fat women with clothes on, I don't want to see their folds, rolls, dimples and creases naked also.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 75
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    I'd be up for it just to here the amount of failed jokes flying about the place.

    "those are rather large melons"
    "That banana is a bit curvy"

    thank goodness supermarkets don't sell cats.
  • CitizenofPhobosCitizenofPhobos Posts: 1,677
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    Jonathan_Dyson wrote: »
    I'd be up for it just to here the amount of failed jokes flying about the place.

    "those are rather large melons"
    "That banana is a bit curvy"

    thank goodness supermarkets don't sell cats.

    http://www.51allout.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Kenneth-Williams.jpg
  • AneechikAneechik Posts: 20,208
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    They already did this in Denmark.
    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=df8_1340349932
  • phylo_roadkingphylo_roadking Posts: 21,339
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    #49
    I think it could bring the community together in an unexpected way.

    ...especially if two women fall on the SAME cucumber...
  • November_RainNovember_Rain Posts: 9,145
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    #50
    What a disturbing thought.
  • copthis1copthis1 Posts: 910
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    greendayfan6 wrote: »
    Increase the peace
    Nudity is not something we should keep on a lease
    Show me yours and I'll show you my scars
    This ain't a war and I ain't from mars
    Tesco, Sainburys, Aldi
    Let me just get some garibaldi

    That is definitely from someone who studied at the Ant and Dec school of rapping.
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