Sir Jimmy Saville. When I was a kid I wrote to Jim'll Fix It asking if he could fix it for me to meet Mickey Mouse. I recieved a reply and an invitation to go to BBC studios. At the pre-show meeting Jimmy came in and ordered everyone but my parents and I to leave the room. He said they couldn't afford to send me to Disney Land to meet Mickey, but he was prepared to hire a costume for my dad to wear it on the show. Being a little kid I was not savvy enough to show Saville enough enthusiasm and he through a right wobbly and started saying I "should be grateful to meet Sir Jimmy!" and that I wasn't "showing him any respect". He then proceeded to beat me and my family up until he was pulled away by apologetic production staff. Later, at hospital, the doctor that set my broken arm was called Dr. Smith. Jim Smith. So, in an ironic kind of way, Jim really did fix it for me - but only my broken arm and not my dream of meeting Mickey Mouse.
As a side note: As an adult I finally met Mickey Mouse. What a dissapointment. It was in a pub in Northampton and he was drunk and covered in cigarette ash and mud. I had know idea what he had been up to, but he had no intention of signing an autographed picture unless I brought him and his mates (Donald, Pluto) a round of drinks.
Dreadful 'celebs' I have had the misfortune to do some work for
Patsy Kensit - rude
Shirley Bassey - rude
Malandra Burrows - arrogant, rude, actually just plain obnoxious one of the 'dont you know who I am?' brigade
Catherine Zeta Jones - diva, demanding and so far up her own butt
Cilla Black - the rudest woman on the planet by far. The 'friendly' scouser tones are all an act.
Ben Freeman (Scott in Emmerdale) dreadful arrogant thinks all women should fall at his feet.
Anthea Turner - the girly girly sweetness is definitely an act
Dennis Waterman - there are no words in the language to describe this man..
Lee Bowyer - yuck what a sleazebag
John Savident (Fred in Corrie) - whingebag almighty
Meg Mathews - arrgghh!
Lovely Celebs I have worked for
All the Emmerdale team
Sir Ian Mckellen
Michael Moloney
Alan Rickman
Shane Ritchie - helped my mate change her tyre in a dark car park whilst it was peeing it down with rain one November night then bought her a bag of chips
Julia Sawalha
Charlotte Church
Keira Knightley
Joanna Lumley
The Kaiser Chiefs
Gordon Ramsey
Liz Dawn
Gaynor Faye
Colin Salmon
Ray Winstone
Lisa Riley
Denise Robertson the agony aunt off This Morning
Maureen Lipman
Adele Silva & Antony Costa
Fern Britton
Stephen Fry
Meera Syal
Emma Thompson
Sir Jimmy Saville. When I was a kid I wrote to Jim'll Fix It asking if he could fix it for me to meet Mickey Mouse. I recieved a reply and an invitation to go to BBC studios. At the pre-show meeting Jimmy came in and ordered everyone but my parents and I to leave the room. He said they couldn't afford to send me to Disney Land to meet Mickey, but he was prepared to hire a costume for my dad to wear it on the show. Being a little kid I was not savvy enough to show Saville enough enthusiasm and he through a right wobbly and started saying I "should be grateful to meet Sir Jimmy!" and that I wasn't "showing him any respect". He then proceeded to beat me and my family up until he was pulled away by apologetic production staff. Later, at hospital, the doctor that set my broken arm was called Dr. Smith. Jim Smith. So, in an ironic kind of way, Jim really did fix it for me - but only my broken arm and not my dream of meeting Mickey Mouse.
As a side note: As an adult I finally met Mickey Mouse. What a dissapointment. It was in a pub in Northampton and he was drunk and covered in cigarette ash and mud. I had know idea what he had been up to, but he had no intention of signing an autographed picture unless I brought him and his mates (Donald, Pluto) a round of drinks.
my god thats unbelievable! :eek: mind you i always suspected the disney gang were a bunch of p**s heads
Rather silly, but a quick reply to those idiots who play the "who do you think I am card". Look totally blank and turn to the people around her/him and say "this person has forgotten whom she/he is, do you guys have any idea?" Works every time.
Before I spill some dirt, can I just ask if you can be sued for what is said on here ? (although I know it's true) And where do I stand in mentioning legal matters ? i.e when people were arrested ?
I do have ALOT of gossip to spread and because I am no longer in the job concerned, I don't think there can be any come back
I might be being a bit paranoid, but when I write this stuff, you will be surprised ! Some involving BIG pop stars / celebs
Before I spill some dirt, can I just ask if you can be sued for what is said on here ? (although I know it's true) And where do I stand in mentioning legal matters ? i.e when people were arrested ?
I do have ALOT of gossip to spread and because I am no longer in the job concerned, I don't think there can be any come back
I might be being a bit paranoid, but when I write this stuff, you will be surprised ! Some involving BIG pop stars / celebs
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and me please
As a side note: As an adult I finally met Mickey Mouse. What a dissapointment. It was in a pub in Northampton and he was drunk and covered in cigarette ash and mud. I had know idea what he had been up to, but he had no intention of signing an autographed picture unless I brought him and his mates (Donald, Pluto) a round of drinks.
Me too please.
Patsy Kensit - rude
Shirley Bassey - rude
Malandra Burrows - arrogant, rude, actually just plain obnoxious one of the 'dont you know who I am?' brigade
Catherine Zeta Jones - diva, demanding and so far up her own butt
Cilla Black - the rudest woman on the planet by far. The 'friendly' scouser tones are all an act.
Ben Freeman (Scott in Emmerdale) dreadful arrogant thinks all women should fall at his feet.
Anthea Turner - the girly girly sweetness is definitely an act
Dennis Waterman - there are no words in the language to describe this man..
Lee Bowyer - yuck what a sleazebag
John Savident (Fred in Corrie) - whingebag almighty
Meg Mathews - arrgghh!
Lovely Celebs I have worked for
All the Emmerdale team
Sir Ian Mckellen
Michael Moloney
Alan Rickman
Shane Ritchie - helped my mate change her tyre in a dark car park whilst it was peeing it down with rain one November night then bought her a bag of chips
Julia Sawalha
Charlotte Church
Keira Knightley
Joanna Lumley
The Kaiser Chiefs
Gordon Ramsey
Liz Dawn
Gaynor Faye
Colin Salmon
Ray Winstone
Lisa Riley
Denise Robertson the agony aunt off This Morning
Maureen Lipman
Adele Silva & Antony Costa
Fern Britton
Stephen Fry
Meera Syal
Emma Thompson
If not too late - Me too please
my god thats unbelievable! :eek: mind you i always suspected the disney gang were a bunch of p**s heads
can i be added to that list! thankyou kindly
Pm me too ... thanks.
Me too please
Could you please PM me as well? Much appreciated!!
OOOOOO me too please!
Thank-you
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