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films that are so bad you cant even believe the exist???

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    Phoenix LazarusPhoenix Lazarus Posts: 17,306
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    A film called Flesh and Blood, from 1985, if anyone else knows that.
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    bluewomble88bluewomble88 Posts: 2,860
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    I'm sorry. You're just wrong, and to claim it's beyond all merit is quite frankly silly...

    The irony is clearly lost on you.. :D
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    Trsvis_BickleTrsvis_Bickle Posts: 9,202
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    "Guest House Paradiso" and "Parting Shots" were
    almost Platonic
    Archetypes of Terrible Motion Pictures...
    Also, "Lesbian Vampire Killers" has a very
    dodgy title. "Lesbians" are as bad as "Vampires"?

    "Lesbian Killers", and "Gay Men Killers",
    are sadly, very real world horrors
    :( .

    Er, I think you're over-analysing it. It could mean lesbians who kill vampires, not killers of lesbian vampires. Either way, it was just a feeble comedy by a pair of bad comedians. There's no point in trying to shoehorn it into some gay rights agenda.:D
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    Residents FanResidents Fan Posts: 9,204
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    Did anyone see the Danny Dyer "Run for your Wife"? Is it really as
    dreadful as the reviews said it was?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 761
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    Camp Blood
    What Ever Happened to Alice
    Killjoy
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    dearmrmandearmrman Posts: 21,517
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    A film called Flesh and Blood, from 1985, if anyone else knows that.

    The nude scenes of Jennifer Jason Leigh alone makes that not worthy of this thread.
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    treefr0gtreefr0g Posts: 23,660
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    Strippers vs Werewolves

    To think that people actually invested money in this.

    It's not even 'So bad it's good'
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    SalfordPrincessSalfordPrincess Posts: 453
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    Taken 2
    Darkman
    mmmmmmm theres a theme,Liam Neeeson,crap actor
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    Jennifer JayneJennifer Jayne Posts: 9,022
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    Mama Mia !
    Excrutiating.

    I have tried about 6 times to watch that film I. Just. Cannot. Do. It.

    My films to add to the list: Jackass the movie 1, 2. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Scary movie 1, 2, 3, 4 and what ever they are upto oh and all the others of that style.
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    Trsvis_BickleTrsvis_Bickle Posts: 9,202
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    Taken 2
    Darkman
    mmmmmmm theres a theme,Liam Neeeson,crap actor

    Oh dear...
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    Johnny ClayJohnny Clay Posts: 5,328
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    ^ In a thread that has unearthed the majestic Queen Kong, it is difficult to take seriously some of these suggestions.
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    Residents FanResidents Fan Posts: 9,204
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    treefr0g wrote: »
    Strippers vs Werewolves

    To think that people actually invested money in this.

    It's not even 'So bad it's good'


    The taxmen must be after poor Steven Berkoff... ;)


    I've noticed recent that some companies seem to deliberatelybe making bad movies (mainly for TV or Direct to DVD, but with some features) in the hope that the "ironic /so bad it's good" brigade will flock to them.

    The Syfy Channel is a notorious offender ("Sharkando" was "shot through with lazy self-mockery" according to this article).
    http://www.avclub.com/articles/are-specialty-tv-networks-beyond-salvation,103402/

    Which strikes me as quite a cop-out- if you're making a spoof, it needs as much effort as a normal film to be
    genuinely funny (look at "Austin Powers", "Galaxy Quest" or "Tropic Thunder).

    Saying "Let's just make a s**tty film and watch the "ironic" brigade flock to it!" smacks of the worst cynicism-the film-makers aren't even trying to make a good film, either
    serious or funny. :mad:
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