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CORRIE: BOXING DAY THREAD 26/12/14 *7pm start* - Take That, Gary!
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Evening everyone! 
I hope everyone had a fabulous Christmas Day, got everything they wanted Santa to bring them, that the hangovers and indigestion isn't too bad and if your lucky enough not to be suffering from them, look away now, as you could well be doing so after another helping of "Hat's Entertainment". So what festive frolics do we have to endure, er, enjoy tonight?:p
Hour-long episode
So grab some Quality Streets, a large glass of something and get posting. And if your a newbie, please come and join in, we don't bite and just like Eileen's house, there's room for everyone!:D
And seeing as it's Christmas, and yesterday's episode was appalling, here's a present to ITV, on how Corrie is really doing, as they clearly can't see it themselves:
Sorry Xmas ( Sack The Hat)
And so this is Christmas
And what's Blackburn done?
Another year ruined
With still more to come
And so now on Corrie
There will be no fun
Just doom, gloom and misery
For each and everyone
A very Sorry Xmas
And a Crappy New Year
With no hope it's a good one
It will be worse I fear
And so this Corrie (sack The Hat)
It's weak now not strong (please get rid)
Since Blackburn took over (sack The Hat)
It's gone all kinds of wrong (please get rid)
And so no Happy Xmas (sack The Hat)
Is there in sight (please get rid)
Oh when will ITV ( sack The Hat)
Notice Weatherfield's plight (now)
A very Sorry Xmas
And a Crappy New Year
With no hope it's a good one
It will be worse I fear
And so this is Corrie (sack The Hat)
And oh what a mess (please get rid)
The state that it's in (sack The Hat)
Leaves us in distress (please get rid)
And so now poor Corrie (sack The Hat)
Once top of the tree (please get rid)
Is rapidly turning (sack The Hat)
Into soap history (now)
A very Sorry Xmas
And a Crappy New Year
With no hope it's a good one
It will be worse I fear
(Sack The Hat, please get rid,
sack The Hat nooooooow)
See you at 7 folks!!:p
I hope everyone had a fabulous Christmas Day, got everything they wanted Santa to bring them, that the hangovers and indigestion isn't too bad and if your lucky enough not to be suffering from them, look away now, as you could well be doing so after another helping of "Hat's Entertainment". So what festive frolics do we have to endure, er, enjoy tonight?:p
Hour-long episode
Gormless Gary decides to rob Roy's Rolls to get the money to replace Fayetan's headphones, however Roy mistakes him for a teen thug and wallops him one with a cricket bat!:D As Royston is carted off down the cop shop, Anna sits wondering how Gary could sink so low as to consider stealing from a friend.
Meanwhile David's being run ragged by the kids so Des Lennis offers to babysit whilst he heads off to the pub. There a drunken David makes an announcement that leaves his friends reeling. Please say he's divorcing Kylie and she buggers off back to her cage dancing in Corfu or wherever the hell she crawled from>:(.
Finally, Steph is complaining (again!) that Nick is spending too much time with Kim Tate, so he offers St Leanne her job back. Lee agrees on the condition that she's made manageress and they redecorate the place (and no doubt give it yet another name), but will Old Nick agree? Sofa wars continues as Sally is fewmin' when she discovers her sofa has gone again as it was only on loan for Christmas Day, and just like the bad aftermath of sprouts, those Looser Snoozirs or whatever their called are once more stinking up the place and creating a load of obnoxious noise>:(.
Meanwhile David's being run ragged by the kids so Des Lennis offers to babysit whilst he heads off to the pub. There a drunken David makes an announcement that leaves his friends reeling. Please say he's divorcing Kylie and she buggers off back to her cage dancing in Corfu or wherever the hell she crawled from>:(.
Finally, Steph is complaining (again!) that Nick is spending too much time with Kim Tate, so he offers St Leanne her job back. Lee agrees on the condition that she's made manageress and they redecorate the place (and no doubt give it yet another name), but will Old Nick agree? Sofa wars continues as Sally is fewmin' when she discovers her sofa has gone again as it was only on loan for Christmas Day, and just like the bad aftermath of sprouts, those Looser Snoozirs or whatever their called are once more stinking up the place and creating a load of obnoxious noise>:(.
So grab some Quality Streets, a large glass of something and get posting. And if your a newbie, please come and join in, we don't bite and just like Eileen's house, there's room for everyone!:D
And seeing as it's Christmas, and yesterday's episode was appalling, here's a present to ITV, on how Corrie is really doing, as they clearly can't see it themselves:
Sorry Xmas ( Sack The Hat)
And so this is Christmas
And what's Blackburn done?
Another year ruined
With still more to come
And so now on Corrie
There will be no fun
Just doom, gloom and misery
For each and everyone
A very Sorry Xmas
And a Crappy New Year
With no hope it's a good one
It will be worse I fear
And so this Corrie (sack The Hat)
It's weak now not strong (please get rid)
Since Blackburn took over (sack The Hat)
It's gone all kinds of wrong (please get rid)
And so no Happy Xmas (sack The Hat)
Is there in sight (please get rid)
Oh when will ITV ( sack The Hat)
Notice Weatherfield's plight (now)
A very Sorry Xmas
And a Crappy New Year
With no hope it's a good one
It will be worse I fear
And so this is Corrie (sack The Hat)
And oh what a mess (please get rid)
The state that it's in (sack The Hat)
Leaves us in distress (please get rid)
And so now poor Corrie (sack The Hat)
Once top of the tree (please get rid)
Is rapidly turning (sack The Hat)
Into soap history (now)
A very Sorry Xmas
And a Crappy New Year
With no hope it's a good one
It will be worse I fear
(Sack The Hat, please get rid,
sack The Hat nooooooow)
See you at 7 folks!!:p
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Evening Cobbleheads.
The bigwigs at ITV really need to take a long hard look at Corrie's production and writing teams and s@ck The Hat >:(>:(>:(>:(
Hi all!
Evening all!
Hope your Chrimbo has been better than Fayemian's.
Happy Boxing day
She gets pissed, cleans the bogs and has nookie with Les Dennis
Because her son is David and her daughter in Law is Kylie. I would need a break from them.
Yeah right. ^_^^_^^_^^_^