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Cheryl Mandarin Tangerine Satsuma Cole

DrPepperDrPepper Posts: 2,655
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She was so stupidly orange. We had a right laugh when she was on screen. Surely her make up team screwed up, it was so funny. Next week they need to get her under those lights and on camera before the live show starts. Ha ha ha!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 298
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    Definately

    Especially when she told people during the auditions to lay off the fake tan
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,637
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    First thing my daugther said is she been tangoed. She was as bright as some of the skintight shorts Diva fever had on
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    trevvytrev21trevvytrev21 Posts: 16,973
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    She wasn't just tangoed to satsuma levels but it was uneven too. Her forehead was almost brown and her hands were pasty white!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 28
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    Wasn't tangoed a TT earlier? Seems most agreed then.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,185
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    It was a Ross-from-Friends tan. Two 2s and a 3 I think.
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    Miranda123Miranda123 Posts: 1,409
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    Especially when she told people during the auditions to lay off the fake tan

    But then she also comments on peoples singing and coming from the only member of Girls Aloud who cant sing, thats taking the mick.

    Id have more respect for this bint if she had offloaded Ashleys name, what, she doesnt want him but is happy to keep the name that made her famous?? Some people have no dignity, or talent
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    EvilLlamaThingyEvilLlamaThingy Posts: 6,667
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    :mad: You stole my topic idea...





    :p
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    redstar81redstar81 Posts: 1,836
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    Scrambling wrote: »
    It was a Ross-from-Friends tan. Two 2s and a 3 I think.

    "I'm an eight?!"


    Cheryl is very pretty but just always looks awful - absolutely no style - which is only amplified by her sitting next to Dannii.
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    Harry RedknappHarry Redknapp Posts: 4,422
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    Miranda123 wrote: »
    But then she also comments on peoples singing and coming from the only member of Girls Aloud who cant sing, thats taking the mick.

    Id have more respect for this bint if she had offloaded Ashleys name, what, she doesnt want him but is happy to keep the name that made her famous?? Some people have no dignity, or talent

    would you really? its her name too
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    _Zd_Phoenix__Zd_Phoenix_ Posts: 5,081
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    Sometimes she looked vaguely normal, but under that certain lighting . . . oh very dear :o
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    bigbro24bigbro24 Posts: 11,987
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    light post wrote: »
    Wasn't tangoed a TT earlier? Seems most agreed then.

    yeah it was :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,637
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    would you really? its her name too


    No her real name is what is on her birth certificate. There is no law saying that Cole is her real name.
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    earnieearnie Posts: 745
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    DrPepper wrote: »
    She was so stupidly orange. We had a right laugh when she was on screen. Surely her make up team screwed up, it was so funny. Next week they need to get her under those lights and on camera before the live show starts. Ha ha ha!

    Well when you look as good as her post a pic, lol
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    CocothekittenCocothekitten Posts: 1,300
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    I think she was just trying to 'black up' to make amends for Gamu-gate.:)
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    MithMarrMithMarr Posts: 2,439
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    She looked jaundiced - hope her livers ok.:eek: So odd to think that people pay good money to be to look ill
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    redstar81redstar81 Posts: 1,836
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    hitnmix wrote: »
    No her real name is what is on her birth certificate. There is no law saying that Cole is her real name.

    What's in a name? My dad left me and my mum when I was two, both she and I still have his name. Furthermore my sister (different Dad) also has his name.......big deal. There is no law saying she needs to change it back.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,637
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    redstar81 wrote: »
    What's in a name? My dad left me and my mum when I was two, both she and I still have his name. Furthermore my sister (different Dad) also has his name.......big deal. There is no law saying she needs to change it back.


    I didnt say she had to change it back so I dont know why you are going on about that. :confused:

    All I said It not her name to someone who said it belong to her. Which its not as the only name someone can really claim is the one on their birth certificate or deed poll certificate.
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    flakecakeflakecake Posts: 1,849
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    The problem with Cheryl is that she just tries too hard and always fails by completely overdoing it. She was as orange as a certain supermarket carrier bag tonight and looked ridiculous.
    Danni however always looks so classy and just right.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,076
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    She didn't count Mississippily
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    DrPepperDrPepper Posts: 2,655
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    :mad: You stole my topic idea...

    :p

    Sorry......but I am sure there will be plenty more opportunities. Attention to detail is not the shows strong point!
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    DrPepperDrPepper Posts: 2,655
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    earnie wrote: »
    Well when you look as good as her post a pic, lol

    I am the appropriate colour for my job! No worries about that.
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    Unigal07Unigal07 Posts: 22,326
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    She really did look like she'd been tangoed.
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    THEXFACTORKINGTHEXFACTORKING Posts: 2,599
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    ha ha ha the girl looked like an orange freak
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    Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    redstar81 wrote: »
    What's in a name? My dad left me and my mum when I was two, both she and I still have his name. Furthermore my sister (different Dad) also has his name.......big deal. There is no law saying she needs to change it back.

    Your mum probably didn't change her name so that you and her had the same surname. It's more usual for divorced women with children to keep their married name for that reason.

    Cheryl has no children by Ashley and has no real reason for keeping the name, especially after how he publically humiliated her. I'd have thought she would have wanted rid of anything about him asap
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    Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    DrPepper wrote: »
    She was so stupidly orange. We had a right laugh when she was on screen. Surely her make up team screwed up, it was so funny. Next week they need to get her under those lights and on camera before the live show starts. Ha ha ha!

    Between her and Diva Fever, i thought the Oompa Loompas had taken over my tv
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