Mysterious Disappearance of Kim Jong Un

Madridista23Madridista23 Posts: 9,422
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Lots of media speculation regarding his where-abouts..... not been seen in public for 38 days and has missed two very important dates in the NK calendar. Assumptions include he's ill or has been ousted, among others. Beeb News link here...... I hope he's disappeared permanently....... :cool:
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  • lightdragonlightdragon Posts: 19,059
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    I thought he was in hospital with broken ankles due to his weight.

    *Crosses fingers that it's a coup*.
  • TheTruth1983TheTruth1983 Posts: 13,462
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    I hope he hasn't. His bat shit craziness is always good for a laugh.
  • steveh31steveh31 Posts: 13,516
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    Maybe they should ask Dennis Rodman he will know
  • What name??What name?? Posts: 26,623
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    Ebola.
  • ElyanElyan Posts: 8,781
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    He was walking a bit funny when I last saw him on tv.

    Like his thighs had grown to a size whereby you have to walk like an oompa loompa.
  • TheTruth1983TheTruth1983 Posts: 13,462
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    Elyan wrote: »
    He was walking a bit funny when I last saw him on tv.

    Like his thighs had grown to a size whereby you have to walk like an oompa loompa.

    Oh God, now I'm picturing Kim Jong Un with orange skin and green hair doing the Oompa Loompa song :o
  • butterworthbutterworth Posts: 17,875
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    I wouldn't be surprised if they bowl up with some all new, chiselled and buff superman, and try to tell us that it is the same Kim Jong-Un, after working out intensively...

    (Everyone's pretty sure it isn't a coup, though)
  • ThePerfectOneThePerfectOne Posts: 20,466
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    Already posted sorry :)
  • DangerBrotherDangerBrother Posts: 1,623
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    Probably just had a bad haircut
  • Philip WalesPhilip Wales Posts: 6,373
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    Trouble is at least with "mad" they generally aren't thinking straight, but are generally harmless. People say wouldn't it of been good if the German high command had managed to kill Hitler, well yes and no, Germany may of ended up with a much better leader who actually had a grasp of reality, the war may have taken a very different turn.
  • tiacattiacat Posts: 22,521
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    I would imagine its virtually impossible to break your ankles by being overweight.
  • TheTruth1983TheTruth1983 Posts: 13,462
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    tiacat wrote: »
    I would imagine its virtually impossible to break your ankles by being overweight.

    You can put strain on your ankles (and knees and hips) by being overweight, weakening them.
  • idlewildeidlewilde Posts: 8,698
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    He's filming his part in Star Wars 7. He's the comedy relief, a portly Jedi named Pie-Gon Chin
  • tiacattiacat Posts: 22,521
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    You can put strain on your ankles (and knees and hips) by being overweight, weakening them.

    You absolutely can but they wouldnt break, it takes a huge amount of pressure to break bones. He is reportedly 20 stone, there are body builders walking around who are that sort of weight, they dont have broken ankles.
  • jzeejzee Posts: 25,498
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    I think he's Gone Dun In.
  • TheTruth1983TheTruth1983 Posts: 13,462
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    tiacat wrote: »
    You absolutely can but they wouldnt break, it takes a huge amount of pressure to break bones. He is reportedly 20 stone, there are body builders walking around who are that sort of weight, they dont have broken ankles.

    That's true. Perhaps he broke his ankles some other way but the strain he put on them is a contributing factor.
  • Tfan26Tfan26 Posts: 6,829
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    For someone who puts his country in such reclusion and not willing to do any international talks or relations (apart from China), from what I heard, he's been trying to get into somebody elses business internationally. That's why he's been gone.

    Wether it be helpful or not will be seen in the future.
  • miss_astridmiss_astrid Posts: 1,808
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    I don't like to wish anyone dead, but I'd make an exception for him from what I've read. Nasty piece of work.
  • AbrielAbriel Posts: 8,525
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    tiacat wrote: »
    You absolutely can but they wouldnt break, it takes a huge amount of pressure to break bones. He is reportedly 20 stone, there are body builders walking around who are that sort of weight, they dont have broken ankles.

    He could have some other problem though, that causes weakness in bones or joints maybe?
  • bossoftheworldbossoftheworld Posts: 4,941
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    Hasn't he got really bad gout - maybe he's seriously ill in hospital but no-one will say it.

    They're probably looking for a body double (triple) at the moment.
  • tiacattiacat Posts: 22,521
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    But with gout or even broken ankles, couldnt he be pushed around in a wheelchair, why the total disappearance?

    I say that he has been toppled
  • bossoftheworldbossoftheworld Posts: 4,941
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    tiacat wrote: »
    But with gout or even broken ankles, couldnt he be pushed around in a wheelchair, why the total disappearance?

    I say that he has been toppled

    I think you're right.

    Be interesting who will take over eh.
  • jzeejzee Posts: 25,498
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    tiacat wrote: »
    I say that he has been toppled
    It would have been detected surely.
  • EraserheadEraserhead Posts: 22,016
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    He looks like a big baby so maybe he's acting like one and refusing to come out of his bedroom until those nasty Americans let him play with his nuclear toys again.
  • OvertheUnderOvertheUnder Posts: 4,764
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    I think he's had a stroke or heart Attack but is on life-support. I probably suspect he's had some sort of psychotic break and has gone insane.

    Either way technically not dead therefore the NK ruling party can say he is still alive.
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