Male Bodytype Chart

[Deleted User] · 20/03/13 - 11:08

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-xOyrQjTZqD0/UEsx6QuVOvI/AAAAAAAAKz0/0T4hQVVAcnQ/s1600/Male-Body-Type-Chart-Ottermode-Builtfat-Bearmode-S.jpg

Men: Which one are you?

Ladies/gay guys: Which one gets you off?

Welsh-lad · 20/03/13 - 11:58

How on earth can the 'skinnyfat' guy be seen as fat is beyond me.

I like him and the 'ottermode'. Nice and normal.

The muscled ones are a bit gross.

Si_Crewe · 20/03/13 - 12:08

I'd be rather disappointed at anybody who's prepared to make any kind of decision based purely on body type.

I suspect that the only people who worry about this sort of thing are people who're a bit obsessed with their body, perhaps because they feel inadequate in other areas.

It's kinda like posting a bunch of pictures of cars and asking which one people would think you were most attractive if you were driving.

Welsh-lad · 20/03/13 - 12:14

Si_Crewe wrote: »

I'd be rather disappointed at anybody who's prepared to make any kind of decision based purely on body.

Goodness don't be so serious. No-one (I hope) woukd make a serious decision based on bodytype, but if you think people aren't attracted by (and conversely put off) by certain builds and types then you're not living in the real world.

That chart is just a bit of fun.

Si_Crewe · 20/03/13 - 12:34

Welsh-lad wrote: »

Goodness don't be so serious. No-one (I hope) woukd make a serious decision based on bodytype, but if you think people aren't attracted by (and conversely put off) by certain builds and types then you're not living in the real world.

That chart is just a bit of fun.

I think if people rely on such superficial attributes to decide what they find attractive they must be rather vain which, in itself, is not attractive at all.

annette kurten · 20/03/13 - 12:39

not bothered, the only exception would be body builder because i find that revolting.:o:o

[Deleted User] · 20/03/13 - 12:52

Skinny or Skinnyfat.

Anything with muscles is vom inducing

Caldari · 20/03/13 - 12:55

I'm sort of halfway between athletic & bearmode! Power owns all, but I like the definition.

trinity2002 · 20/03/13 - 13:02

As a preference - ottermode.

SJ_Mental · 20/03/13 - 13:17

Bearmode-ish.

RebelScum · 20/03/13 - 13:23

Out of that lot I'm closest to athletic. I don't do the usual bulk/cut cycles, instead I Recomp, which is an all year round balancing act between nutrition, heavy weights and cardio (HIIT). Some people will say you can't build muscle whilst losing fat at the same time. You can. Recomping is a longer process, but imo it's far healthier than the bulk/cut.

[Deleted User] · 20/03/13 - 14:13

Athletic with an Ottermode stomach, I've just got those abs to work on next!
May need to start recomping soon! :eek:

[Deleted User] · 20/03/13 - 14:35

Female body types

Funny how the 50% fat woman has the obligatory tattoo

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yourpointbeing? · 20/03/13 - 14:37

Ottermode for me

The bodybuilder is off putting

Hugh Jboobs · 20/03/13 - 14:41

Freeman000 wrote: »

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-xOyrQjTZqD0/UEsx6QuVOvI/AAAAAAAAKz0/0T4hQVVAcnQ/s1600/Male-Body-Type-Chart-Ottermode-Builtfat-Bearmode-S.jpg

Men: Which one are you?

Ladies/gay guys: Which one gets you off?

And which one gets YOU off OP? I hear you're an expert at fellatio. Which one would you like to fellate the most?

Iphigenia · 20/03/13 - 14:44

OH is "skinnyfat" - a bit of a pooch but trying to put my head on his chest is like lying on a washboard. heyho.

Of the others shown, I could go for all the "fat" ones, not the skinny one and definitely not the muscled ones.

As to the women's one, I'm 50%, no tattoo, no bikini, hot ass.
I'd rather be 35%, though.

blueblade · 20/03/13 - 14:46

I'm closest to the "ottermode" type.

mounty · 20/03/13 - 14:48

ottermode? that's an odd description

[Deleted User] · 20/03/13 - 14:51

I'm more of a fat built type but I'm not that fat. I find washboard abs unsettling.

chris1978 · 20/03/13 - 14:53

They all look horrible except otter mode. Very odd chart looks like lots of clip art of blokes from the 1980s.

Miss XYZ · 20/03/13 - 15:07

Ottermode looks best to me.

Skinnyfat

, builtfat and chubbyfat all look ok too. The others.... not so much.

Tom_Tit · 20/03/13 - 15:46

Chubbyfat is the closest for me.

Welsh-lad · 20/03/13 - 15:54

mounty wrote: »

ottermode? that's an odd description

Yeah I thought that.

In Gayspeak an otter is a youngish guy, bit like a boy-bext-door, not into excessive grooming.
A bit like a cub but not as hairy or chubby.

Star_Bright · 20/03/13 - 15:55

Ottermode is the nicest!

Victoria Sponge · 20/03/13 - 15:57

I like 'athletic'/'built'.

malpasc · 20/03/13 - 16:13

I'm somewhere between "skinnyfat" and "ottermode". I tend to go for "skinny" or "ottermode" personally.

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