What will Alex Salmond be doing tomorrow night ?

Chuck WaoChuck Wao Posts: 2,724
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  • Si_CreweSi_Crewe Posts: 40,202
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    Printing up leaflets for the 2024 referendum, hopefully.
  • Fairyprincess0Fairyprincess0 Posts: 30,075
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    crying....
  • gasheadgashead Posts: 13,818
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    Blaming everyone but himself.
  • Jaycee DoveJaycee Dove Posts: 18,762
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    Applying to become president of the new UK.
  • TeddybleadsTeddybleads Posts: 6,814
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    The hokey cokey because that's what it's all about.
  • idlewildeidlewilde Posts: 8,698
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    ...the right thing. Not talking about a black or white thing, because that would cause conflict and make this illegit.
  • stoatiestoatie Posts: 78,106
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    Going "ah, busy week. Right, now to forget about the whole thing and relax for the weekend before going back to work on Monday. I know, I'll just browse the internet".

    And then screaming "IT'S THE BLOODY WEEKEND FFS, ALL I ASK IS 48 HOURS TO THINK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE..."
  • contrariancontrarian Posts: 1,475
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    Its about Scotland and not some politician who will likely be voted out in 2 years time..
  • idlewildeidlewilde Posts: 8,698
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    contrarian wrote: »
    Its about Scotland and not some politician who will likely be voted out in 2 years time..

    That's funny, because for all the world this referendum feels exactly like the vanity project of some politician who will likely be voted out in 2 years time.
  • warleywitchwarleywitch Posts: 2,541
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    I don't dare voice what I'd like AS to be doing tomorrow whether it be yea or nae.
  • contrariancontrarian Posts: 1,475
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    idlewilde wrote: »
    That's funny, because for all the world this referendum feels exactly like the vanity project of some politician who will likely be voted out in 2 years time.

    That is what happens when you read the Daily Mail I am afraid


    Try the Star as they tend to avoid the politics of their owner and stick to Big Brother;-)
  • Mr_EyeMr_Eye Posts: 1,495
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    Bleating.
  • sodavlacsodavlac Posts: 10,607
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    Getting pissed.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 12,003
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    Trying to work out whether the clocks go back or forward, one hour or two
  • TouristaTourista Posts: 14,338
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    Either way the vote goes, he will be laughing.

    It will not matter if the "no" vote wins, as for what I have heard of the plans for devo max it is independence lite anyway. As for the yes winning, it wont matter to him, as he will be able to pin any problem on Westminster.

    Salmond is seen by many as this slightly ranty bloke, but in reality I feel he is the most clued in political animal in the UK at the moment.......
  • Eddie BadgerEddie Badger Posts: 6,005
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    If they win he'll be wearing his usual smug grin while secretly crapping himself wondering how he's going to keep all his promises. If they lose, he'll be blaming everyone else and claiming he did win and the no vote was just scaremongering.
  • Serial LurkerSerial Lurker Posts: 10,763
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    Gathering Nicola Sturgeon up in his strong, muscular arms, prominent bulge showing beneath his tartan slacks as he carries her to the bedroom.
  • Billy_ValueBilly_Value Posts: 22,920
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    back to selling the Gtech airRam
  • Mark39LondonMark39London Posts: 3,977
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    If they win he'll be wearing his usual smug grin while secretly crapping himself wondering how he's going to keep all his promises. If they lose, he'll be blaming everyone else and claiming he did win and the no vote was just scaremongering.

    He'll certainly blame Westminster if the vote is NO and then he will be pressing for as many devolved powers as he can squeeze out of them.

    Personally, I hope that any potentially devolved powers are put for a parliamentary vote, which gets defeated.
  • Mark39LondonMark39London Posts: 3,977
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    Gathering Nicola Sturgeon up in his strong, muscular arms, prominent bulge showing beneath his tartan slacks as he carries her to the bedroom.

    That must be the best thing I've seen on here so far, although I really don't want that image in my head!! :D:o
  • swingalegswingaleg Posts: 103,106
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    He'll probably have beans on toast for his tea, watch 'Would I Lie To You' then have an early night
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,182
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    Wanking/crying into a deep fried, whiskey laced Mars bar Haggis whilst listening to someone murder the bagpipes.
  • Eddie BadgerEddie Badger Posts: 6,005
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    Gathering Nicola Sturgeon up in his strong, muscular arms, prominent bulge showing beneath his tartan slacks as he carries her to the bedroom.

    Nicola will be too busy sharpening the knives in preparation for some "restructuring" ;-)
  • IanPIanP Posts: 3,661
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    He'll be on the phone to David Cameron, Nick Clegg and Ed Milliband - "hi it's your old mate Alex, you know I was just pulling your leg when saying all those nasty things about the Westminster elite, how you were going to cut our funding, and all your promises of extra powers were empty ones. So this plan for more devolution, I really think you're on to something there..."
  • CaxtonCaxton Posts: 28,881
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    Tossing his caber with Nicola Sturgeon watching him.
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