I don't know if this is a nationwide advert, but it's bloody unbearable - the POSTCODE LOTTERY. It is one of those cheap, nasty ads that looks like it was filmed on the street with a handheld camcorder, and it simply features a man with a Welsh accent so thick you could cut it with a butcher knife, and so annoying it makes the eardrums bleed. He encourages us to register our postcode, before screaming POSTCODE LOOOOOTTTTT'REEEEEEE at the top of his agony-inducing voice.
Chop chop chop chopping
Dice dice dice dicing :mad:
Spreadable butter or whatever isnt quite the same as normal butter anyway
We saw this for the first time last night - my other half said bring back Douglas, we started getting quite nostalgic about the old adverts with him & his trombone. As annoying as they were, they were better than this!
J-Lo Fiat 500 - Listen love, just fork off back to where you sprang from, I don't give a flying toss if your "rock is shining bright" or not, just get off my TV screen before I start chucking rocks at you, not the shining kind either!
Heinz - I'm sick of hearing those fookers blowing on their soup, it makes me want to boil them to death in Heinz soup.
ChristianMingle.com - Yet another crappy dating website, this time one specially for god botherers. More concerning is how alarmingly close "ChristianMingle.com" is to "ChristianMinge.com".
Perle De Lait "Whats your secret" - Obviously the end result of paying a load of blokes down the pub to come up with an advert. What is her secret? Could it be that those yoghurts are just pots of cum? or perhaps she has a 10" dildo hidden somewhere, I mean they do go around her house looking for something and exclaim at the end "pleasure makes you beautiful" - Perhaps she works off that cheeky burger with a 2 hour session on her dildo
Halifax - Just give up for Christ sake, your radio station adverts where a national embarrassment and the latest ones with all the singing aren't much better, I mean, who the fork makes these adverts!
I love the Virgin Atlantic advert (and I'm sure you know, I don't often love any adverts), but they ruin it at the end when she says "Is that Linda?", after that it goes down hill rapidly as you await the non-existent punchline - If they where to cut that part out, then they'd have an excellent advert in my book.
ChristianMingle.com - Yet another crappy dating website, this time one specially for god botherers. More concerning is how alarmingly close "ChristianMingle.com" is to "ChristianMinge.com".
Why are all the dating site ads verging on the creepy! There's the uniform dating one too. cringeingly bad!
If theirs one advert that gets to me its that Bloody water Aid advert.
Every 3 seconds a child dies. No it doesnt Kevin Whatley because if a child really did really die every 3 seconds come a week their would be none in. Infact instead of expecting the British Public why dont you yourself donate some of your money to them.
As we know there are 3600 seconds in an hour, so that would be 1200 children dying per hour, 28800 per day, 201600 per week, 10,540,800 this leap year alone. That is a very higher number if it is anyway accurate. I hope the ad pulls in a lot of donations - it is difficult to watch however.
Did anyone see the andrex wet wipes, it is awful and went on and on
That advert was so bad, some things don't require advertising, stick it next to the toilet paper in store and people with buy it if they want to try it - even better stick a free sample pack on to the toilet paper packaging.
J-Lo Fiat 500 - Listen love, just fork off back to where you sprang from, I don't give a flying toss if your "rock is shining bright" or not, just get off my TV screen before I start chucking rocks at you, not the shining kind either!
Heinz - I'm sick of hearing those fookers blowing on their soup, it makes me want to boil them to death in Heinz soup.
ChristianMingle.com - Yet another crappy dating website, this time one specially for god botherers. More concerning is how alarmingly close "ChristianMingle.com" is to "ChristianMinge.com".
Perle De Lait "Whats your secret" - Obviously the end result of paying a load of blokes down the pub to come up with an advert. What is her secret? Could it be that those yoghurts are just pots of cum? or perhaps she has a 10" dildo hidden somewhere, I mean they do go around her house looking for something and exclaim at the end "pleasure makes you beautiful" - Perhaps she works off that cheeky burger with a 2 hour session on her dildo
Halifax - Just give up for Christ sake, your radio station adverts where a national embarrassment and the latest ones with all the singing aren't much better, I mean, who the fork makes these adverts!
I love the Virgin Atlantic advert (and I'm sure you know, I don't often love any adverts), but they ruin it at the end when she says "Is that Linda?", after that it goes down hill rapidly as you await the non-existent punchline - If they where to cut that part out, then they'd have an excellent advert in my book.
LMAO at your thoughts on the Perle Du Lait advert :D:D
Agree about the Virgin Atlantic ad, its an excellent advert, very clever but could do without the line at the end.
LMAO at your thoughts on the Perle Du Lait advert :D:D
Agree about the Virgin Atlantic ad, its an excellent advert, very clever but could do without the line at the end.
I am also a fan of the Virgin Atlantic ad although I wish the bloke who is singing 'feeling good' wouldn't take great gulps before each line
I have just seen Colleen Nolan's Park advert 4 times in half an hour, yuk
"Perle De Lait "Whats your secret" - Obviously the end result of paying a load of blokes down the pub to come up with an advert. What is her secret? Could it be that those yoghurts are just pots of cum? or perhaps she has a 10" dildo hidden somewhere, I mean they do go around her house looking for something and exclaim at the end "pleasure makes you beautiful" - Perhaps she works off that cheeky burger with a 2 hour session on her dildo "
Love it!!!:rolleyes::rolleyes:
I haven't seen it on TV yet but I noticed the Andrex toilet paper in Sainsbury's today - with "Sheer Butter"
Who wants to wipe their bum with sheer butter,
eh??? :eek::eek:
"Perle De Lait "Whats your secret" - Obviously the end result of paying a load of blokes down the pub to come up with an advert. What is her secret? Could it be that those yoghurts are just pots of cum? or perhaps she has a 10" dildo hidden somewhere, I mean they do go around her house looking for something and exclaim at the end "pleasure makes you beautiful" - Perhaps she works off that cheeky burger with a 2 hour session on her dildo "
Love it!!!:rolleyes::rolleyes:
I haven't seen it on TV yet but I noticed the Andrex toilet paper in Sainsbury's today - with "Sheer Butter"
Who wants to wipe their bum with sheer butter,
eh??? :eek::eek:
Its Shea Butter and it makes the toilet roll a bit softer and with a scent to it,
God that awful ad for bum wipes with Dawn Porter, what was she thinking when she agreed to do that, they seem to be called washlets, and she's a Guernsey girl...I'm embarrased.:o
God that awful ad for bum wipes with Dawn Porter, what was she thinking when she agreed to do that, they seem to be called washlets, and she's a Guernsey girl...I'm embarrased.:o
Hate that ad for the moist bog roll...keeps making me think of those "Juan Sheet" paper towels.
As we know there are 3600 seconds in an hour, so that would be 1200 children dying per hour, 28800 per day, 201600 per week, 10,540,800 this leap year alone. That is a very higher number if it is anyway accurate. I hope the ad pulls in a lot of donations - it is difficult to watch however.
The annual death rate is about 55,000,000, of which 37,000,000 deaths are age-related. That leaves 18,000,000, so I suppose it's not inconceivable that slightly more than half of that could be due to infant mortality.
We buy any car - Really what even a smashed up car?
Renowned for offering a decent price on the website, then knocking a shitload off it when taken to your nearest Carcraft (yes, those bastards) for a check-over.
And yes, their ads are sodding annoying. webuyanycar? werobanyone more like.
ChristianMingle.com - Yet another crappy dating website, this time one specially for god botherers. More concerning is how alarmingly close "ChristianMingle.com" is to "ChristianMinge.com".
I've seen that advert on Discovery Travel and Living a few times. Horrendous :eek::mad: And that Wonga loans advert has been annoying me all week.
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We saw this for the first time last night - my other half said bring back Douglas, we started getting quite nostalgic about the old adverts with him & his trombone. As annoying as they were, they were better than this!
Direct Line makes me not want to have car insurance with you when you treat the general public as if we're stupid!
We buy any car - Really what even a smashed up car?
J-Lo Fiat 500 - Listen love, just fork off back to where you sprang from, I don't give a flying toss if your "rock is shining bright" or not, just get off my TV screen before I start chucking rocks at you, not the shining kind either!
Heinz - I'm sick of hearing those fookers blowing on their soup, it makes me want to boil them to death in Heinz soup.
ChristianMingle.com - Yet another crappy dating website, this time one specially for god botherers. More concerning is how alarmingly close "ChristianMingle.com" is to "ChristianMinge.com".
Perle De Lait "Whats your secret" - Obviously the end result of paying a load of blokes down the pub to come up with an advert. What is her secret? Could it be that those yoghurts are just pots of cum? or perhaps she has a 10" dildo hidden somewhere, I mean they do go around her house looking for something and exclaim at the end "pleasure makes you beautiful" - Perhaps she works off that cheeky burger with a 2 hour session on her dildo
Halifax - Just give up for Christ sake, your radio station adverts where a national embarrassment and the latest ones with all the singing aren't much better, I mean, who the fork makes these adverts!
I love the Virgin Atlantic advert (and I'm sure you know, I don't often love any adverts), but they ruin it at the end when she says "Is that Linda?", after that it goes down hill rapidly as you await the non-existent punchline - If they where to cut that part out, then they'd have an excellent advert in my book.
As we know there are 3600 seconds in an hour, so that would be 1200 children dying per hour, 28800 per day, 201600 per week, 10,540,800 this leap year alone. That is a very higher number if it is anyway accurate. I hope the ad pulls in a lot of donations - it is difficult to watch however.
That advert was so bad, some things don't require advertising, stick it next to the toilet paper in store and people with buy it if they want to try it - even better stick a free sample pack on to the toilet paper packaging.
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LMAO at your thoughts on the Perle Du Lait advert
Agree about the Virgin Atlantic ad, its an excellent advert, very clever but could do without the line at the end.
I am also a fan of the Virgin Atlantic ad although I wish the bloke who is singing 'feeling good' wouldn't take great gulps before each line
I have just seen Colleen Nolan's Park advert 4 times in half an hour, yuk
Love it!!!:rolleyes::rolleyes:
I haven't seen it on TV yet but I noticed the Andrex toilet paper in Sainsbury's today - with "Sheer Butter"
Who wants to wipe their bum with sheer butter,
eh??? :eek::eek:
Oh, Andrex was what I meant not Kleenex. Still, it is a shit advert!
LOLOL
Its Shea Butter and it makes the toilet roll a bit softer and with a scent to it,
Hate that ad for the moist bog roll...keeps making me think of those "Juan Sheet" paper towels.
The annual death rate is about 55,000,000, of which 37,000,000 deaths are age-related. That leaves 18,000,000, so I suppose it's not inconceivable that slightly more than half of that could be due to infant mortality.
Renowned for offering a decent price on the website, then knocking a shitload off it when taken to your nearest Carcraft (yes, those bastards) for a check-over.
And yes, their ads are sodding annoying. webuyanycar? werobanyone more like.
and another update of that terrible under dog accident advert.
I wanna buy your house
I wanna, I wanna buy your house
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight nooowwwwwwwww!
:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
I've seen that advert on Discovery Travel and Living a few times. Horrendous :eek::mad: And that Wonga loans advert has been annoying me all week.