Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3)

twassington · 16/02/16 - 21:47

before then t'was once monthly

mcg3 · 17/02/16 - 20:34

a hand job at that

twassington · 17/02/16 - 20:40

with the instruction "hurry up"

mcg3 · 17/02/16 - 20:44

and don't make a mess

twassington · 17/02/16 - 20:58

and don't bother me again

bluecr0 · 17/02/16 - 21:06

until Big Brother's cancelled, again.

twassington · 17/02/16 - 21:12

....I might have_a headache then

bluecr0 · 17/02/16 - 21:14

muttered twass, planning well ahead

mcg3 · 17/02/16 - 21:14

whats new wi you women

twassington · 17/02/16 - 21:15

gotta be ahead of t'game!

mcg3 · 17/02/16 - 21:17

one foot on the pedal

bluecr0 · 17/02/16 - 21:20

other up against the wall

mcg3 · 17/02/16 - 21:22

knackers banging off her arse

twassington · 17/02/16 - 21:30

mcg uttered in refined manner

bluecr0 · 17/02/16 - 21:44

reminiscent of young Hugh Grant

twassington · 17/02/16 - 21:48

giving Divine Brown a shafting

mcg3 · 17/02/16 - 21:51

sounds like a porn name

twassington · 17/02/16 - 21:55

bluecr0 · 18/02/16 - 18:49

pet's name plus street name

twassington · 18/02/16 - 18:52

suggested bluecro. Meanwhile, in a

bluecr0 · 18/02/16 - 19:04

remote Devon pub

twassington · 18/02/16 - 19:14

five words bluecro, thank you

bluecr0 · 18/02/16 - 19:19

twassington wrote: »

suggested bluecro. Meanwhile, in a

remote pub, blue hid embarassed

twassington · 18/02/16 - 19:41

at his whopping faux pas

bluecr0 · 18/02/16 - 20:09

double entendre ? wait ! where's mcg ?!

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