Sex with Frankie, the stud....
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To describe what i think sex with Frankie would be like, i am borrowing a quote from the film Get Real....:D
"I can just imagine sex with you, the pathetic fumbling to find the bra strap, the slobbery kisses, belching into some poor girl's mouth because you've had too much chilli sauce on your kebab. and then the main event, which is either over in seconds or not at all because you're too f*cking pissed."
"I can just imagine sex with you, the pathetic fumbling to find the bra strap, the slobbery kisses, belching into some poor girl's mouth because you've had too much chilli sauce on your kebab. and then the main event, which is either over in seconds or not at all because you're too f*cking pissed."
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"I want to get your name tattoo'd on my arse"
"Remember it's with a 'ph'"
"Oh wow you're a professor?"
"No, a Stephen".
:eek:;):D:D
As a 25 year old woman, i cannot see what the appeal is of him. I would never in a million years be attracted by that!
I can't wait to see his smug face tomorrow as he has to sing for survival.
He looks like he needs a boil wash, I hope Louis washed his hands properly after touching that filthy fleabag's nasty hair:(
Kelly is much better looking than him! I can't see the similarities at all.
Worse road kill.
As someone else here said his hair is like road kill. Can't get that out of my head:eek:
There is only one type that do that kind of job well i knew a couple of people who went to work abroad and all were sluts.
That's alright for you. Some of us don't have access to a bargepole
*goes to look for a bargepole on eBay ASAP*
I agree, but change the word 'girls' to 'housewives' and this could be a word for word post about Matt Cardle.
Takes all kinds I guess.