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Freeman000 wrote: » Okay okay, this thread has been diverted enough. Let's get it back on track. Milk. Milk is an excellent bulking food. Cheap and full of protein. And it's delicious!
Yeah_Jackie wrote: » Eggs. Eggs are good. Tell us a bit about your eggs. :cool:
Pootmatoot wrote: » I can confirm that Freeman000 has sent me a picture of his penis. Think a young Ewan McGregor penis, but thinner and darker, like a mini chocolate Swiss roll.
Freeman000 wrote: » Join Date: Jun 2003 You fit the description of a trusty member. Are you giving me permission to slip it in your box, then?
trinity2002 wrote: » If you're daft enough to think my sign up date makes me trustworthy then go ahead :cool: I'm not sure my box is quite ready to deal with something of that magnitude ( or magnificence, whatever ) though.
collit wrote: » Is that Ewan McGregor with or without the beard?
Pootmatoot wrote: » Mid-shave.
rbdcay wrote: » So he has a medium shaved bush?
ladymoanalot wrote: » He has? really?:eek:
Pootmatoot wrote: » I've uploaded the photo here if anyone's interested:http://www.chipita.com/images/swiss_roll_big.jpg
Pootmatoot wrote: » I think "judiciously pruned" would be a better description
ladymoanalot wrote: » has it been massacred?
Pootmatoot wrote: » Perhaps this thread should be renamed "The throbbing MUSCLE building thread, grrrrr"
Freeman000 wrote: » In your dreams! I can't find my ruler, anyway.
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Eggs. Eggs are good. Tell us a bit about your eggs. :cool:
he like them HARD boiled!
Think a young Ewan McGregor penis, but thinner and darker, like a mini chocolate Swiss roll.
Hmmmmm.....I want a second opinion
If you're daft enough to think my sign up date makes me trustworthy then go ahead :cool:
I'm not sure my box is quite ready to deal with something of that magnitude ( or magnificence, whatever ) though.
I think magnifying glass is what you would need in this instance.
Mid-shave.
He has? really?:eek:
So he has a medium shaved bush?
I think "judiciously pruned" would be a better description
http://www.chipita.com/images/swiss_roll_big.jpg
Do you know nothing would surprise me!!
I can however see what he is thinking about covering it in chocolate - some short sighted ladies might think its a flake!
has it been massacred, or did he get it stuck in his Lat Pulldown ?
A Brazilian or landing strip?
In your dreams! I can't find my ruler, anyway.
Well, if your box isn't quite ready, maybe we'll just have to wait until it is.
I didn't know he'd had the snip. Oy Vey
Allergy to fibreglass curtains
I also have a picture https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRIwRky_EnPf_HUoj3xcPDznyfeUiWHrsdIKe7L8W8TFT49TE_S
Pump (iron) and squirt.
lol....:D
Shouldn't that be tweezers?