Were you a dolphin

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• spiney2 Posts: 27,058

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  14/05/14 - 17:36 #2

  ........ was going to post a fish joke, but resisited the urge since i'm a good sole .......

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• Arcana Posts: 37,521

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  14/05/14 - 17:38 #3

  What's the porpoise of this thread?

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• [Deleted User] Posts: 905

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  14/05/14 - 17:41 #4

  .....Fsh!

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• The Finisher Posts: 10,518

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  14/05/14 - 17:44 #5

  I was before I flipped out.

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• edEx Posts: 13,460

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  14/05/14 - 17:49 #6

  spiney2 wrote: »

  ........ was going to post a fish joke, but resisited the urge since i'm a good sole .......

  UKNikey wrote: »

  .....Fsh!

  Dolphins aren't fish ;-)
  
  I think I was probably something less advanced. A jellyfish perhaps.

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• spiney2 Posts: 27,058

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  14/05/14 - 17:51 #7

  .... ok then aquatic mammals, or fish with tits ........

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• [Deleted User] Posts: 905

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  14/05/14 - 17:54 #8

  edEx wrote: »

  Dolphins aren't fish ;-)
  
  .

  
  They are manmals the Souls of dead sailors

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• edEx Posts: 13,460

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  14/05/14 - 17:55 #9

  UKNikey wrote: »

  They are manmals the Souls of dead sailors

  Sounds a bit unfair that. Why should dead sailors get all the fun?

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• NX-74205 Posts: 4,691

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  14/05/14 - 17:57 #10

  UKNikey wrote: »

  in a previous life?
  
  Or are you first born?

  
  Neither, I'm Dragonborn! YOL. TOOR. SHUL.

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• d0lphin Posts: 25,354

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  14/05/14 - 19:35 #11

  Yes:)

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• rupert_pupkin Posts: 3,975

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  14/05/14 - 19:44 #12

  I was Dolph Lundgren

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• Uffa Posts: 1,910

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  14/05/14 - 19:44 #13

  d0lphin wrote: »

  Yes:)

  
  :D:D

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• Mustabuster Posts: 5,975

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  14/05/14 - 19:45 #14

  I'm an R sole.

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• The Finisher Posts: 10,518

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  14/05/14 - 19:46 #15

  d0lphin wrote: »

  Yes:)

  
  I bet you've been waiting for this thread for 7 years

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• Keyser_Soze1 Posts: 25,182

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  14/05/14 - 21:55 #16

  They are a nice tasty snack for large sharks. ;-)
  
  F*** you Flipper you squeaky little shit!

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• CravenHaven Posts: 13,953

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  14/05/14 - 22:01 #17

  I was a meaningfully marked up copy of Moby Dick

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• 1fab Posts: 20,052

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  14/05/14 - 22:03 #18

  I hope not - dolphins are evil.

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• Uffa Posts: 1,910

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  14/05/14 - 22:13 #19

  1fab wrote: »

  I hope not - dolphins are evil.

  d0lphin wrote: »

  Yes:)

  
  :o:o

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• Keyser_Soze1 Posts: 25,182

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  14/05/14 - 22:20 #20

  Uffa wrote: »

  :o:o

  
  http://deepseanews.com/2013/02/10-reasons-why-dolphins-are-aholes/
  
  Sorry to burst everyone's bubbles about these swimming nazis! :cool:

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• Uffa Posts: 1,910

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  14/05/14 - 22:23 #21

  Keyser_Soze1 wrote: »

  http://deepseanews.com/2013/02/10-reasons-why-dolphins-are-aholes/
  
  Sorry to burst everyone's bubbles about these swimming nazis! :cool:

  
  Em Keyser Dolphin is going to come and get you now. You can't say bad things about our fellow ds members. Anyway Dolphins are gorgeous. You are just jealous as you can't fit one in your cave.

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• Keyser_Soze1 Posts: 25,182

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  14/05/14 - 22:25 #22

  Uffa wrote: »

  Em Keyser Dolphin is going to come and get you now. You can't say bad things about our fellow ds members. Anyway Dolphins are gorgeous. You are just jealous as you can't fit one in your cave.

  
  My cave is my castle, I only fit people like you in. ;-)

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• droogiefret Posts: 24,117

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  14/05/14 - 23:30 #23

  I think I was a Tuesday afternoon in my last life.

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• MargMck Posts: 24,115

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  14/05/14 - 23:39 #24

  Keyser_Soze1 wrote: »

  http://deepseanews.com/2013/02/10-reasons-why-dolphins-are-aholes/
  
  Sorry to burst everyone's bubbles about these swimming nazis! :cool:

  
  The nasty bastids. I will never be able to think of Flipper click-click-chirp-clicking, trying to lure those boys into the water, in the same way in future. Shudders.
  On the other hand... it's clear they have even more in common with some human behaviour than I thought.

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• archiver Posts: 13,011

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  14/05/14 - 23:58 #25

  I was the sea.

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• Hieronymous Posts: 7,290

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  15/05/14 - 00:05 #26

  Probably a sponge since I have awful trouble getting myself dry once wet!!

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