Susanna Reid

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  • Kiko H FanKiko H Fan Posts: 6,546
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    Of course he hasn't, the boy is only 16 (so he says), give him a chance.

    It'll come as a shock to him to find out we don't have staples across our stomachs.
  • wilehelmaswilehelmas Posts: 3,610
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    It's a parody thread folks.

    Stv is a 49-year old MP's assistant in a London borough sitting at a desk, flipping paperclips at the wall and logging on here. ;)
  • stv viewerstv viewer Posts: 17,562
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    No im 16. Never seen a girl naked. I dont steal underwear either
  • stv viewerstv viewer Posts: 17,562
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    Kiko H Fan wrote: »
    It'll come as a shock to him to find out we don't have staples across our stomachs.

    I dont understand what u mean
  • cris182cris182 Posts: 9,595
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    stv viewer wrote: »
    I dont understand what u mean

    They mean as you have only seen pictures then you will be shocked that the staples that hold magazine pages together are not actually part of the female anatomy

    You will see what they mean one day
  • stv viewerstv viewer Posts: 17,562
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    cris182 wrote: »
    They mean as you have only seen pictures then you will be shocked that the staples that hold magazine pages together are not actually part of the female anatomy

    You will see what they mean one day
    LOL I have been to the beach with female friends who wear bikinis so I know women dont have staples across there stomach
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 8,510
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    Kiko H Fan wrote: »
    It'll come as a shock to him to find out we don't have staples across our stomachs.

    Speak for yourself... my C-section put paid to that
  • Gloria FandangoGloria Fandango Posts: 3,834
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    wilehelmas wrote: »
    It's a parody thread folks.

    Stv is a 49-year old MP's assistant in a London borough sitting at a desk, flipping paperclips at the wall and logging on here. ;)

    ...or Susanna Reid's agent.
  • stv viewerstv viewer Posts: 17,562
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    Speak for yourself... my C-section put paid to that

    But u were blessed with a child as a result of the c section
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    Kiko H Fan wrote: »
    It'll come as a shock to him to find out we don't have staples across our stomachs.

    Staples.. Bloody hell how old are you!! It computer's now.. But if your thinking of Ms Ried when she was worthy of the sexy comments then that would have been back in her prime when the chance to lust over her would only have been in magazines... Not that I recon she was special then!
  • xxtimboxxtimbo Posts: 8,877
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    Sue in a fab pink dress

    http://uploaded.net/file/hi83ak3b
  • xxtimboxxtimbo Posts: 8,877
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    Im sorry Heston, but until someone creates a web site dedicated
    to Sue, or a forum...

    this is all we ve got
  • Kiko H FanKiko H Fan Posts: 6,546
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    myscimitar wrote: »
    Staples.. Bloody hell how old are you!! It computer's now.. But if your thinking of Ms Ried when she was worthy of the sexy comments then that would have been back in her prime when the chance to lust over her would only have been in magazines... Not that I recon she was special then!

    Old enough to remember boys in the school, hiding porno mags in the hedge and nipping out at lunchtime or after school for a look.
  • Heston VestonHeston Veston Posts: 6,495
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    xxtimbo wrote: »
    Im sorry Heston, but until someone creates a web site dedicated
    to Sue, or a forum...

    this is all we ve got

    I agree with what you're saying, I was having a go at the more censorious element among us.
  • wilehelmaswilehelmas Posts: 3,610
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    ...or Susanna Reid's agent.

    It did cross my mind.

    We've had the legend, Jimmy from Emmerdale, here once. ;)
  • xxtimboxxtimbo Posts: 8,877
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    if she s on £400,000 per year and doing about 4 shows
    per week with maybe 3 weeks off per year

    how much is that per show ?
  • stv viewerstv viewer Posts: 17,562
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    xxtimbo wrote: »
    if she s on £400,000 per year and doing about 4 shows
    per week with maybe 3 weeks off per year

    how much is that per show ?
    I would think she would have at least 4 weeks off a year.
    If we go with her working 48 weeks off the year that works out at 192 shows. If u divide 192 by 400000 it works out about 2,000 a show.
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    stv viewer wrote: »
    I would think she would have at least 4 weeks off a year.
    If we go with her working 48 weeks off the year that works out at 192 shows. If u divide 192 by 400000 it works out about 2,000 a show.

    Break that down with how many viewers, she must be the biggest mistake ITV have ever made..
  • stv viewerstv viewer Posts: 17,562
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    myscimitar wrote: »
    Break that down with how many viewers, she must be the biggest mistake ITV have ever made..

    I think Adrian and christine were on a higher fee than Susanna is. So I think they will be the bigger mistake
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    stv viewer wrote: »
    I think Adrian and christine were on a higher fee than Susanna is. So I think they will be the bigger mistake

    But at least they found them other work, that they are not bad at (well sort-off), can't see Ms Reid, with her bronze fake colour, face-pulling and silly grinning and nodding ever really fitting into anything else worth while. she is so out of her depth and it shows.. Maybe after this is all over she should just go to local TV, that may just work for her..
  • stv viewerstv viewer Posts: 17,562
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    myscimitar wrote: »
    But at least they found them other work, that they are not bad at (well sort-off), can't see Ms Reid, with her bronze fake colour, face-pulling and silly grinning and nodding ever really fitting into anything else worth while. she is so out of her depth and it shows.. Maybe after this is all over she should just go to local TV, that may just work for her..

    I think she would be good on a afternoon chat show at 3pm. The Alan Titchmarsh Show is ending this year so ITV will be needing a replacement. I know they have Mel and Sue lined up for a show but I think a show with Susanna would work
  • boksboxboksbox Posts: 4,572
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    myscimitar wrote: »
    But at least they found them other work, that they are not bad at (well sort-off), can't see Ms Reid, with her bronze fake colour, face-pulling and silly grinning and nodding ever really fitting into anything else worth while. she is so out of her depth and it shows.. Maybe after this is all over she should just go to local TV, that may just work for her..

    At least your consistent, laughable as always, do you get up early so that you can hate someone you'll never meet just that little bit more?
  • xxtimboxxtimbo Posts: 8,877
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    You ve probably nailed it stv... £2000 per show

    but if you sit thru the 2 hours with a stopwatch, sue is prob on screen
    for 20 mins max in that time

    so in effect she is being paid £6000 per hour.... not bad for a gal !


    No forget the Titch show.... let Sue and Shep take over the
    This Morning gig.... a lot less pressure, they could relax and enjoy it.

    Holly watsit is about to drop and she has said she is in no

    hurry to get back to the show, she plans to take at least a year off in fact.

    Phil could go over to game shows full time clearing the way for Sue and Shep to take over .......... sorted !
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    boksbox wrote: »
    At least your consistent, laughable as always, do you get up early so that you can hate someone you'll never meet just that little bit more?

    Just Ms Reid, like thousend's of others, who can't stand her, hence GMB, has hardly any viewers..
  • CravenHavenCravenHaven Posts: 13,953
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    xxtimbo wrote: »
    how much is that per show ?
    foopballers get £200,000 a week but Susanna has better legs.
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