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odd / inappropriate gifts you've received

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With my birthday and Christmas around the corner, it's the time of year I, like most people get gifts. Just looking for good stories on odd or inappropriate gifts you've received before!

Mine was from a friend of at that point 19 years, we were both 28. She got me a fleece jumper / sweatshirt from the Disney Store, with Winnie the Pooh and all his friend embroidered in a circle around the bottom. I was dumbfounded. Cutesy stuff is so not me, never has been, never will be. I took it back but could only get store credit and it was $75! I did make an effort to find anything I wanted from the Disney Store but honestly, nothing (had no children to buy for then). I decided to keep it and it was in the boot of my car in a bag until one day I needed something warm and put it on. I of course was blushing with embarassment as I didn't really want to put out the image I am a big Disney fan but turned out it was really cozy. I still have it but only wear it around the house as I'm too embarrased otherwise!
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    trinity2002trinity2002 Posts: 16,059
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    A cuckoo cigarette holder from a great uncle. I was 7 years old.

    A revolting green cashmere jumper from my mum a couple of years ago. It had almost certainly been given to her as a gift too - I still can't believe she actually thought I'd like it.

    Earrings from my stepmother. I haven't worn earrings since I was 12. I had to give them to my mum.
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    The VixenThe Vixen Posts: 9,829
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    :DA television bought by a neighbour who realised I only had a small portable in my lounge, the next day a television, flat screen, freeview the works was delivered.:confused:
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    You_moYou_mo Posts: 11,334
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    My gran bought me a huge book on medieval torture. It had loads of horrible illustrations and descriptions. I though it was an odd thing to buy your grandson!
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    Jackboy18Jackboy18 Posts: 1,659
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    One of my friends received a penis pump from a girl in our class that I believe had a crush on him.
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    missloomissloo Posts: 1,853
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    an ex bought me a book of the complete scripts from seinfield for valentines one year.

    It wasn't even a show i really liked that much - he did tho!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,411
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    A pack of padded coat hangers from my mum when I was 16....
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,139
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    I know a girl whose mum is batshit when it comes to presents, almost deliberately. It was her brother's 20-somethingth birthday a while back and he had to sign for a package while his girlfriend was round, and he warned her "this is probably from mum, and so it's also probably something insane." He pulled out a dinner bell. I'm not even really sure what a dinner bell is.

    Apparently the same brother was given, for his 18th, a large, bad oil painting of two extremely sinister bus conductors.

    Once while backpacking round Europe she told her mum that she didn't care what she got for her birthday as long as it wasn't bulky or heavy. Hey presto, one set of iron throwing horseshoes.

    :confused:
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    Baboo YaguBaboo Yagu Posts: 5,803
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    An AKS-74.
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    SpoonfedVomitSpoonfedVomit Posts: 2,540
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    Baboo Yagu wrote: »
    An AKS-74.

    Lovely :cool:
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    Baboo YaguBaboo Yagu Posts: 5,803
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    Lovely :cool:

    Yeah it is, but I can't use it as it's in the States. :mad:
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    missy83missy83 Posts: 14,299
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    goonst wrote: »
    I know a girl whose mum is batshit when it comes to presents, almost deliberately. It was her brother's 20-somethingth birthday a while back and he had to sign for a package while his girlfriend was round, and he warned her "this is probably from mum, and so it's also probably something insane." He pulled out a dinner bell. I'm not even really sure what a dinner bell is.

    Apparently the same brother was given, for his 18th, a large, bad oil painting of two extremely sinister bus conductors.

    Once while backpacking round Europe she told her mum that she didn't care what she got for her birthday as long as it wasn't bulky or heavy. Hey presto, one set of iron throwing horseshoes.

    :confused:

    I really really want to see this painting.
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    soulboy77soulboy77 Posts: 24,494
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    I received a nose and ear hair trimmer last year from a mate. Thankfully I don't have a problem with errant hairs in either of those places, so should I put it by for my old age?
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    TenpeTenpe Posts: 1,508
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    I received a book entitled:

    'HOW TO DRINK ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING'

    I'm teetotal.:eek::D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 729
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    I will no doubt get battered as I always do on here when I tell a true story - what the hell. I was in hospital after a fire and asked a friend of the same size if she could bring me some clothes. She did, various items with advertising logos - nothing that I would have worn in a million years. I remain grateful to her to this day.
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    GiraffeGirlGiraffeGirl Posts: 13,619
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    Not as crazy as some of the stories here (I like the dinner bell :D ) but my brother bought me Pretty Woman, The Guru and American Pie on DVD for my 18th birthday.
    1. I've never expressed an interest in any of those films
    2. I really hate Julia Roberts
    3. Why buy your younger sister sex-related films for her 18th? :confused:

    I'm convinced it was just because they were 3 for £18 in Virgin and it appealed to the mathematician (and tightwad) in him.

    Also had a creepy china doll for Christmas when I was about 7.
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    d0lphind0lphin Posts: 25,354
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    Not really, really strange but my mum always buys my sons a tin of biscuits for Christmas! I think it's a nanna thing.:confused:

    My sister-in-law bought me a notebook one year. She left the price on it. It was 99p.:rolleyes:
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    newda898newda898 Posts: 5,466
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    Well my mum bought me a barbie doll when I was 8 or something, purely because she wanted some hair to play with (funnily enough neither me or my brother like having our hair plaited or put in pony tails)
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    charmingbillycharmingbilly Posts: 1,718
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    missy83 wrote: »
    I really really want to see this painting.
    So do I. In fact I want it.
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    D*****D***** Posts: 3,584
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    Years ago, when we were little, my mum's mate bought her daughter's teacher underwear for her Christmas present when all the other kids were getting her chocolate, book vouchers, etc... :D

    Poor kid was mortified! At that age there is nothing more embarrassing!
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    Bex_123Bex_123 Posts: 10,783
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    I had a very strange relative who I never really saw, and who unfortunately died recently, bless her. But she periodically would send me gifts.

    For Christmas a couple of years ago she sent me a lockable diary. It was quite pretty, but unfortunately she neglected to include the key.

    About 5 years she sent me a china doll of Princess Diana.

    Apparently Diana was supposed to be wearing some nice jewellery that matched the dress she was wearing, but this lady had included a note telling me I hadn't recieved the fake jewellery incase it is worth something someday and she could sell it (without the doll :confused: )

    Oh and the year I got my unlockable diary, my Mum got a book on the many uses of Vinegar.
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    Lennie59Lennie59 Posts: 287
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    Baboo Yagu wrote: »
    An AKS-74.

    Are you the son of a despotic tyrant?
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    missy83missy83 Posts: 14,299
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    So do I. In fact I want it.

    Prepare for a fight then!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 73
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    I lost my right arm in an accident and somebody got me a Pirates Hook for Secret Santa a few years back.
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    Deb ArkleDeb Arkle Posts: 12,584
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    I lost my right arm in an accident and somebody got me a Pirates Hook for Secret Santa a few years back.

    That really made me LOL. Sorry bestservedcold! :o
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    cnbcwatchercnbcwatcher Posts: 56,681
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    My aunt once gave me a really itchy woolly cardigan (I guess the type she herself might wear) when I was younger and I'm allergic to wool so I couldn't wear it. It went straight to the charity shop. I also got a hideous green floral dress from someone who didn't know us very well. She didn't realise that I hardly wore dresses (and still don't).
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