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Katie Price 'misses home already'

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 8,447
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    :sleep:
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    SloopySloopy Posts: 65,209
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    Oh dear, so much for 'breaking the US'......
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    Miss_MooMiss_Moo Posts: 8,997
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    Please say she isn't coming back! :eek: :(
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,270
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    Sloopy wrote: »
    Oh dear, so much for 'breaking the US'......

    And she has so much to give them :rolleyes:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,052
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    Deluded, she wont break the US.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,537
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    funny story in the zleb mags...that she went to palm reader or some such bollox and they said she would be a hit in the us...pete sniggered apparently...

    also a couple of quotes suggesting that she has had some lip work while there and is planning a boob job:eek:


    Two further quotes that glamma models are viewed as porn stars over there, and that Paris hilton is considered to be classier!!
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    millymilly Posts: 5,871
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    Could this woman love herself anymore than she does already..10 years from now,her facial muscles will be destroyed with all that rat poison..
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    worpler wrote: »
    funny story in the zleb mags...that she went to palm reader or some such bollox and they said she would be a hit in the us...pete sniggered apparently...

    also a couple of quotes suggesting that she has had some lip work while there and is planning a boob job:eek:


    Two further quotes that glamma models are viewed as porn stars over there, and that Paris hilton is considered to be classier!!

    Paris Hilton classier? :eek:
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    SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    = Its a total disaster out here..

    lol she really needs a serious reality check
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,270
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    milly wrote: »
    Could this woman love herself anymore than she does already..10 years from now,her facial muscles will be destroyed with all that rat poison..

    I can't wait for that programme - Botox: 10 Years Later :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,537
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    I really dread to think what Pwicey and Mush Monster will be like at age 40- double eek!!
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    worpler wrote: »
    I really dread to think what Pwicey and Mush Monster will be like at age 40- double eek!!

    We already know - Jocelyn Wildenstein :eek:
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    millymilly Posts: 5,871
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    Vermin wrote: »
    I can't wait for that programme - Botox: 10 Years Later :D

    Nor can i :D
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    fitnessqueenfitnessqueen Posts: 5,185
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    We've found schools for the kids, got our mobile phones sorted and I've had my Botox, teeth whitening and hair extensions done."

    That's relief then- I was really worried about how she was going to settle in her kids and have the time to get her increasingly plastic looking face sorted out.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,537
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    spooky coincidence...watching the prog "make me live for ever" - about various whacko attempts to extend life at the mo!!!!


    and by the way pwicey - we are not missing you..do't hurry back!!
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    The PrumeisterThe Prumeister Posts: 22,398
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    Why would the yanks be interested in her? They have their own freaks.. She's lost her looks, I doubt anyone can understand that monotonous voice and she's just cheap tacky and unpleasant. A few cheap bras and perfume doesn't equal world domination:D Dumb bitch should just get her ass off to Mars where she can mix with similar looking androids.
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    Miss_MooMiss_Moo Posts: 8,997
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    Why would the yanks be interested in her? They have their own freaks.. She's lost her looks, I doubt anyone can understand that monotonous voice and she's just cheap tacky and unpleasant. A few cheap bras and perfume doesn't equal world domination:D Dumb bitch should just get her ass off to Mars where she can mix with similar looking androids.

    :D:D:D
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    worpler wrote: »
    I really dread to think what Pwicey and Mush Monster will be like at age 40- double eek!!


    They look bad enough now, esp Marsh.

    Jordan has gone from being a beautiful woman to ruining herself in her quest for perfection. Looks wise, she was perfect before, facially at least. Marsh was quite attractive but not beautiful and what with the nose, cheek fillers and too much botox, she now looks like a plastic duck.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,537
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    I've always been tempted to do a "Brit zlebs (not) making it in the US" thread...

    AFAIK, Danihell Lloyd, Gemma the Builder/Glamma model/Pwicey/Basher Tweedy have all tried...

    I think Michelle Ryan is prob the only one who has had any level of success, though even that wasn't great....
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    trec123trec123 Posts: 4,419
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    I didn't know she'd gone anywhere:o:p
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    Why would the yanks be interested in her? They have their own freaks.. She's lost her looks, I doubt anyone can understand that monotonous voice and she's just cheap tacky and unpleasant. A few cheap bras and perfume doesn't equal world domination:D Dumb bitch should just get her ass off to Mars where she can mix with similar looking androids.

    Nice one :D
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    Miss_Moo wrote: »
    Please say she isn't coming back! :eek: :(

    Hear Hear, good riddance i tell you, we are not missing you
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 10,287
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    Miss_Moo wrote: »
    Please say she isn't coming back! :eek: :(

    She is. They're all coming back in April.
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    soapmaniasoapmania Posts: 7,452
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    I thought they'd only moved out there to film the new series of their tv show??... I suppose they've got to fill it up with something.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 701
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    She is. They're all coming back in April.

    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
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