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Mrs Rooney on the beach

Europa666Europa666 Posts: 1,153
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article2155371.ece

You know what?

I wouldn't.

And I know that will surprise some people. There's something about her that looks wrong. I think it's the nose.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 525
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    What a ugly bikini.
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    SloopySloopy Posts: 65,209
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    It appears she couldn't find a bikini in her size.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,245
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    Europa666 wrote: »
    And I know that will surprise some people.

    I have to say, following your previous threads, I'm surprised. Although on this occasion your judgement is spot on.

    (My eyes hurt now....)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 845
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    she always comes across as lovely, but iv got off of her becuase of her chav little brother who was involed in the stevie g thing
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    SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    She looks short..
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 5,111
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    Europa666 wrote: »
    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article2155371.ece

    You know what?

    I wouldn't.

    And I know that will surprise some people. There's something about her that looks wrong. I think it's the nose.

    Maybe it's because she always looks so vacant. The lights are on but nobody's home.

    Even if they aren't aware of it, people are usually attracted by the expression in the eyes which are indeed the windows to the soul. Every picture I see of this young woman shows her with a blank eyed expression, even when she's smiling.

    Most people wouldn't be aware of it at first. It isn't until you acknowledge that something is missing that you realise that the eye expression is missing.

    Just my take on it. That's how she affects me, but then I'm not a man. Most men tend to talk to a woman's tits anyway, so they're hardly likely to notice the eyes.

    ;)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,052
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    Does she do anything but go on holiday?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 10,287
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    Jezebeth wrote: »
    Maybe it's because she always looks so vacant. The lights are on but nobody's home.

    Even if they aren't aware of it, people are usually attracted by the expression in the eyes which are indeed the windows to the soul. Every picture I see of this young woman shows her with a blank eyed expression, even when she's smiling.

    Most people wouldn't be aware of it at first. It isn't until you acknowledge that something is missing that you realise that the eye expression is missing.

    Just my take on it. That's how she affects me, but then I'm not a man. Most men tend to talk to a woman's tits anyway, so they're hardly likely to notice the eyes.

    ;)

    She also has to sleep with Wayne Rooney every night who's not exactly a looker himself. No wonder she looks bummed off !!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 5,111
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    She also has to sleep with Wayne Rooney every night who's not exactly a looker himself. No wonder she looks bummed off !!

    That could account for the lack of expression. Perhaps she had herself blinded so that she didn't have to look at him.
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    JOHNORJOHNOR Posts: 3,163
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    sometimes she can look beautiful, other times she can look really plain. i agree with europa, it is the nose.

    my OH says he sees nothing attractive about her, infact he thinks she is rather unattractive.
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    Europa666Europa666 Posts: 1,153
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    She always looks like she's smelt something nasty...

    She probably has as well.
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    Stupid_HeadStupid_Head Posts: 37,826
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    She looks ordinary, nothing special but nothing horrible either.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 5,111
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    Okay, on looking closer, the nose is too small and sharp for her rather large face and the nostrils flare, which would give the impression that she constantly has a bad smell under it.

    It doesn't suit her face.
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    SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    Jezebeth wrote: »
    Okay, on looking closer, the nose is too small and sharp for her rather large face and the nostrils flare, which would give the impression that she constantly has a bad smell under it.

    It doesn't suit her face.

    it looks like shes constantly scrunching it up as if to hold something say glasses for example on the top of her nose, posh also has a turned up sort of nose as does her sister
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    Stupid_HeadStupid_Head Posts: 37,826
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    *tiffany* wrote: »
    it looks like shes constantly scrunching it up as if to hold something say glasses for example on the top of her nose, posh also has a turned up sort of nose as does her sister

    As do all pigs.
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    *tiffany* wrote: »
    it looks like shes constantly scrunching it up as if to hold something say glasses for example on the top of her nose, posh also has a turned up sort of nose as does her sister

    Definitely. Because if you look at the tip of the nose, Colleen has an almost permanent crease, like you would get from constantly wrinkling your nose up.
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    SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    As do all pigs.

    hmm yes thats kind of the image I had in my head but didnt want to be mean lol

    Why colleen doesn't get a nose job is beyond me, I'd have one if I was her!
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    ViridianaViridiana Posts: 8,017
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    She looks like a "peasant".
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,585
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    She is harmless.
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    SloopySloopy Posts: 65,209
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    She's just an ordinary-looking girl who happened to marry a footballer - not a 'beauty' or a 'style icon' as the media have bigged her up to be.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,569
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    Her brain must have shut off because she doesn't do much to stimulate her brain - other than get married, go on holiday, shopping...that's why her face is blank. She must be bored by not having a proper job? I would be.
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    Pisces CloudPisces Cloud Posts: 30,239
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    Viridiana wrote: »
    She looks like a "peasant".

    What is one of those? :confused:
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    Beautiful_HarvBeautiful_Harv Posts: 9,144
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    I always think Colleen has too short arms for her body, once i noticed it once i notice it all the time! Especially in those bikini shots.
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    The PrumeisterThe Prumeister Posts: 22,398
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    Jezebeth wrote: »
    Maybe it's because she always looks so vacant. The lights are on but nobody's home.

    Even if they aren't aware of it, people are usually attracted by the expression in the eyes which are indeed the windows to the soul. Every picture I see of this young woman shows her with a blank eyed expression, even when she's smiling.

    Most people wouldn't be aware of it at first. It isn't until you acknowledge that something is missing that you realise that the eye expression is missing.

    Just my take on it. That's how she affects me, but then I'm not a man. Most men tend to talk to a woman's tits anyway, so they're hardly likely to notice the eyes.

    ;)



    That's spot on. She's one of a slew of 'dead eyed' celebrities (Jordan being another) who show no emotion, character or intelliegence on their faces. Yes, she has made a lot of money but she's as interesting as a dried turd.
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    fredsterfredster Posts: 31,802
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    polka.dott wrote: »
    Her brain must have shut off because she doesn't do much to stimulate her brain - other than get married, go on holiday, shopping...that's why her face is blank. She must be bored by not having a proper job? I would be.

    Don't forget her OK column for which she is paid a huge fee.
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