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Big dirty sex thread!!

[Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 478
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Hellooo!

Mondays are dull huh?

So - what's the weirdest, most depraved sex thing you ever did? Weirdest place you had sex? Longest length of time you had a shag?

All in the name of relieving monday boredom!

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    SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    Just
    30 secs

    :D:D:D:D


    God i was good :o:o
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 36,388
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    :rolleyes:

    no you werent

    :p
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 478
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    Well the WEIRDEST place I did it was the grounds of a hospital... if you don't count the graveyard haha
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    SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    Wasn't the morgue was it :eek::eek::eek::eek:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 478
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    Clooney wrote: »
    Wasn't the morgue was it :eek::eek::eek::eek:

    Ha no it was in the grounds of a church on the way home from a night out with my ex :p
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    Clooney wrote: »
    Keyboard
    Just
    30 secs

    :D:D:D:D


    God i was good :o:o
    :rolleyes:

    no you werent

    :p



    I was so :mad:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 36,388
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    1st post 11:54....... 2nd post 12:35



    If only you had taken that long then you might have been............... :p
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    SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    1st post 11:54....... 2nd post 12:35



    If only you had taken just so long between start & finish............... :p

    I was cleaning up :D:D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 36,388
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    Clooney wrote: »
    I was cleaning up :D:D

    so what? 30secs & you still had time for doughnuts? :eek::p
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    SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    Hey what can i say...your impressed aren't you :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 478
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    Clooney wrote: »
    Hey what can i say...your impressed aren't you :D

    Not really! Hijacked my inspired shared perving in the name of boredom relief!
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    Aatlae wrote: »
    Not really! Hijacked my inspired shared perving in the name of boredom relief!

    Sorry :o:o
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    Clooney wrote: »
    Sorry :o:o

    why am I not surprised to see you here.....:rolleyes: :D:D
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    mrsh1807 wrote: »
    why am I not surprised to see you here.....:rolleyes: :D:D

    Well you must have been looking for me :rolleyes::D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 478
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    Isn't it about time someone actually started replying to this business? Or is that only happening on fridays these days? :(
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    Park, Train, bus, car, Chester Cathederal (not all the way of course because that would have been sinfull :eek:).

    Plane was too risky - MAYBE ONE DAY!
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