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Would you visit the Naked Gym?

The PuzzlerThe Puzzler Posts: 7,689
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A STRUGGLING gym is hoping potential clients will fancy getting buff in the buff — after launching naked workouts.

Liberal-minded customers have been invited to burn calories in the nude at Easy Gym which provides towels to "prevent slippage" on equipment.

Owner Merche Laseca said: "We knew we had to innovate because we were losing clients.

"Times are hard. There is a crisis. I need the money. I am not a nudist myself, but I don't mind it at all."
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3547705/Gym-fans-strip-off-to-get-fit-in-a-flash.html
Can't imagine it being very appealing myself, judging by the 'talent' in the pic, but each to their own.
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    PictoPicto Posts: 24,270
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    My squat thrusts would not look pretty.
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    Dragonlady 25Dragonlady 25 Posts: 8,587
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    :eek:

    Certainly not!! How untidy!!!!

    At least there's control of the wobbly bits with lycra!! :D
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    iamsofirediamsofired Posts: 13,054
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    Thread has puntastic potential. and lol @ "easy gym".
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,223
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    If the purpose is to 'attract' more customers, then it's nothing more than a peep-show.

    At any-rate, if I was there and got, or other men got aroused by seeing other women, and thus saw the male arousal, it would scar me. Lol
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    BedlemBedlem Posts: 2,629
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    Imagine that - seeing a woman with a prolapsed stomach doing squats.

    No ta.
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    WinterFireWinterFire Posts: 9,509
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    Do they have nude aerobics?
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    *weeschmoo**weeschmoo* Posts: 9,713
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    :eek:

    Certainly not!! How untidy!!!!

    At least there's control of the wobbly bits with lycra!! :D

    :D Great choice of words.
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    RaferRafer Posts: 14,231
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    Strangely the word Gymnasium comes from the Greek word for the place you visit naked. The ancient Greeks would go to the gym for the purpose of observing the naked athletes. As they were regarded by society to represent physical perfection.
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    LoisLois Posts: 118,147
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    Picto wrote: »
    My squat thrusts would not look pretty.


    *spat tea at monitor moment* :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,440
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    Of course I would go to the gym naked. Then once I'm there I would put on my gym clothes. I wouldn't want to stand out from everyone else and feel awkward in there.
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    Dragonlady 25Dragonlady 25 Posts: 8,587
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    :D Great choice of words.

    Well, look at a naked man and tell me God doesn't have a sense of humour!! It's all just so..........untidy!! :D
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    PictoPicto Posts: 24,270
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    River 07 wrote: »
    If the purpose is to 'attract' more customers, then it's nothing more than a peep-show.

    At any-rate, if I was there and got, or other men got aroused by seeing other women, and thus saw the male arousal, it would scar me. Lol

    In that scenario we could always show off and lift weights hands free.
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    MamboJimboMamboJimbo Posts: 4,382
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    Well, look at a naked man and tell me God doesn't have a sense of humour!! It's all just so..........untidy!! :D

    Are you serious? I'm not saying this applies to all but the female bits are hardly models of neatness ... the phrase "badly packed kebab" wasn't coined to refer to a chap's old chap, now was it? :p
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    KarlSomethingKarlSomething Posts: 3,529
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    I rarely have a problem with nudity, but I'd rather not have to deal with everyone's crotch and crack sweat.

    Nudity should be restricted to the exercises where you don't sit down.
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    PictoPicto Posts: 24,270
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    I rarely have a problem with nudity, but I'd rather not have to deal with everyone's crotch and crack sweat.

    Nudity should be restricted to the excercises where you don't sit down.

    Like on the running machine?

    I think such a site would give me motion sickness.
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    Dragonlady 25Dragonlady 25 Posts: 8,587
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    MamboJimbo wrote: »
    Are you serious? I'm not saying this applies to all but the female bits are hardly models of neatness ... the phrase "badly packed kebab" wasn't coined to refer to a chap's old chap, now was it? :p

    I've never heard that phrase before. :confused:

    However, I have a vivid imagination so I don't think I need it explaining. EEWWWGGGHHHHH!!

    BTW, it was a little joke-something to make you smile/giggle/laugh!! :p

    But you knew that, didn't you? Just couldn't stop yourself could you? :D:D:D
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    MamboJimboMamboJimbo Posts: 4,382
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    I've never heard that phrase before. :confused:

    I put that down to a sheltered life ;)
    However, I have a vivid imagination so I don't think I need it explaining. EEWWWGGGHHHHH!!

    The sliced tomato is a bit of a worry.
    BTW, it was a little joke-something to make you smile/giggle/laugh!! :p

    But you knew that, didn't you? Just couldn't stop yourself could you? :D:D:D

    I knew that, and there are only a few occasions in life where I deliberately try to stop myself ;)
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    Margo ChanningMargo Channing Posts: 5,240
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    Will there be manflutes on display?
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    BedlemBedlem Posts: 2,629
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    Will there be manflutes on display?

    Prolapsed stomachs, hemorrhoids, beer guts, 'badly packed kebabs', and wrinkled todgers.... I'd imagine.
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    Margo ChanningMargo Channing Posts: 5,240
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    Bedlem wrote: »
    Prolapsed stomachs, hemorrhoids, beer guts, 'badly packed kebabs', and wrinkled todgers.... I'd imagine.

    well it beats the shit thats on telly I suppose
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 12
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    ergh i hope they put covers on the bike seats :(
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    avidreaderavidreader Posts: 932
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    No, I would NOT!!! Would you want to sit on an exercise machine after some naked sweaty person has been sitting on it????
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    adopteradopter Posts: 11,937
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    avidreader wrote: »
    No, I would NOT!!! Would you want to sit on an exercise machine after some naked sweaty person has been sitting on it????

    They will be providing towels.

    I need to bleach my mind's eye thanks to the treadmill comment above though.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,139
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    Hm, sweaty.

    I think I'd probably be less insecure naked than I would be in trackies. I hate trackies. So, so far from my comfort zone. And trainers, I'm unwilling even to mention trainers.

    But nah...doesn't hugely appeal.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 40,102
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    It'll be full of pervs, basically.
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