The words "privacy and "andre" go together with the same meaning and outcome as the term oil and water do, its just another meaningless claim made by someone whos world is meaningless unless they are at the center of it in every trash mag/show going :rolleyes:
E may be convinced at the mo that he means what he says as Im sure part of these claims are for her benefit, to keep her in the game, but really he wont go until like in Oz, hes made to go, which by the looks of it, decent ratings or not, viewers have just had more than enough of him, and companies arent willing to invest in someone whos true character maybe about to be exposed in a CC
"..a perfect storm of desperation and narcissism"
"..a pathetic attention seeker"
"..a needy inept self-obsessed man-child who can't tie his own shoelaces without the intercession of his manager..."
And my own favourite
"Good...I've lost three tellies booting the screen in because of that f*cker"
(Apologies to Anna - I was laughing so much at the comments I didn't see your post).:)
"..a perfect storm of desperation and narcissism"
"..a pathetic attention seeker"
"..a needy inept self-obsessed man-child who can't tie his own shoelaces without the intercession of his manager..."
And my own favourite
"Good...I've lost three tellies booting the screen in because of that f*cker"
(Apologies to Anna - I was laughing so much at the comments I didn't see your post).:)
No worries - the comments are just simply priceless!
"..a perfect storm of desperation and narcissism"
"..a pathetic attention seeker"
"..a needy inept self-obsessed man-child who can't tie his own shoelaces without the intercession of his manager..."
And my own favourite
"Good...I've lost three tellies booting the screen in because of that f*cker"
(Apologies to Anna - I was laughing so much at the comments I didn't see your post).:)
What a brilliant article - couldn't have put it better myself!
"..a perfect storm of desperation and narcissism"
"..a pathetic attention seeker"
"..a needy inept self-obsessed man-child who can't tie his own shoelaces without the intercession of his manager..."
And my own favourite
"Good...I've lost three tellies booting the screen in because of that f*cker"
(Apologies to Anna - I was laughing so much at the comments I didn't see your post).:)
This made me laugh from the article.
When Jordan Met Peter; Jordan & Peter: Laid Bare; Jordan & Peter: Marriage and Mayhem; Katie & Peter: The Next Chapter; Katie & Peter: The Baby Diaries; Katie & Peter Argue With Virgin Media About Their Broadband Installation Date; Katie & Peter: Unleashed; Katie & Peter: Down Under; Katie & Peter: African Adventures; Katie & Peter: Stateside; Peter Andre: The Next Chapter; Peter Andre: Here 2 Help; and, finally, Peter Andre: My Life.
Peter Pratdre is getting my goat with his current ramblings.
I shall tell thee why.
"Things will be done slightly differently. I've got to understand that I'm also with someone that's not in the industry, so we can approach this differently, which is great," Andre told The Sun.
He's making it sound like KP was the driving force in the kids being filmed and poor Pete didn't want to - and only now he's going out with someone not in the industry (although, EM is on more front covers and red carpets that KP and, for now, the medical career is up the swanney...so I would beg to differ) he can raise his children out of the spotlight. If you felt like that,Peter why do you continue to film your children and put them on TV for YEARS after your divorce? Another passive-agressive swipe at the ex, all her fault the kids are on tv, not Peters. If "doing things differently" is "great" then why didn't you switch off the cameras when you got divorced?
When Jordan Met Peter; Jordan & Peter: Laid Bare; Jordan & Peter: Marriage and Mayhem; Katie & Peter: The Next Chapter; Katie & Peter: The Baby Diaries; Katie & Peter Argue With Virgin Media About Their Broadband Installation Date; Katie & Peter: Unleashed; Katie & Peter: Down Under; Katie & Peter: African Adventures; Katie & Peter: Stateside; Peter Andre: The Next Chapter; Peter Andre: Here 2 Help; and, finally, Peter Andre: My Life.
This comment made me laugh even longer and louder:
ZuluTwenty
29 August 2013 8:37pm
"When Jordan Met Peter; Jordan & Peter: Laid Bare; Jordan & Peter: Marriage and Mayhem; Katie & Peter: The Next Chapter; Katie & Peter: The Baby Diaries; Katie & Peter Argue With Virgin Media About Their Broadband Installation Date; Katie & Peter: Unleashed; Katie & Peter: Down Under; Katie & Peter: African Adventures; Katie & Peter: Stateside; Peter Andre: The Next Chapter; Peter Andre: Here 2 Help; and, finally, Peter Andre: My Life."
Now at the risk of sounding a tadge rightwing in my beloved Guardian, I personally feel that it would be of great benefit to society (and a right fu**kin laugh) to round up anyone who's watched the entire canon of crap listed above and forcibly sterilise them. Or just line them up against a wall and shoot them.
This comment made me laugh even longer and louder:
ZuluTwenty
29 August 2013 8:37pm
"When Jordan Met Peter; Jordan & Peter: Laid Bare; Jordan & Peter: Marriage and Mayhem; Katie & Peter: The Next Chapter; Katie & Peter: The Baby Diaries; Katie & Peter Argue With Virgin Media About Their Broadband Installation Date; Katie & Peter: Unleashed; Katie & Peter: Down Under; Katie & Peter: African Adventures; Katie & Peter: Stateside; Peter Andre: The Next Chapter; Peter Andre: Here 2 Help; and, finally, Peter Andre: My Life."
Now at the risk of sounding a tadge rightwing in my beloved Guardian, I personally feel that it would be of great benefit to society (and a right fu**kin laugh) to round up anyone who's watched the entire canon of crap listed above and forcibly sterilise them. Or just line them up against a wall and shoot them.
Some of the comments are just brilliant, did you see this?
boynamedstu
29 August 2013 8:07pm
Poor old Peter. He was the pre-malignant mole to Katie Price's Chesney Hawkes. Only one could reasonably be expected to survive removal from the other.
Peter Pratdre is getting my goat with his current ramblings.
I shall tell thee why.
"Things will be done slightly differently. I've got to understand that I'm also with someone that's not in the industry, so we can approach this differently, which is great," Andre told The Sun.
He's making it sound like KP was the driving force in the kids being filmed and poor Pete didn't want to - and only now he's going out with someone not in the industry (although, EM is on more front covers and red carpets that KP and, for now, the medical career is up the swanney...so I would beg to differ) he can raise his children out of the spotlight. If you felt like that,Peter why do you continue to film your children and put them on TV for YEARS after your divorce? Another passive-agressive swipe at the ex, all her fault the kids are on tv, not Peters. If "doing things differently" is "great" then why didn't you switch off the cameras when you got divorced?
a) because it peed off KP no end and there wasn't anything she could do about it.
b) it beats actually working for a living.
This comment made me laugh even longer and louder:
ZuluTwenty
29 August 2013 8:37pm
"When Jordan Met Peter; Jordan & Peter: Laid Bare; Jordan & Peter: Marriage and Mayhem; Katie & Peter: The Next Chapter; Katie & Peter: The Baby Diaries; Katie & Peter Argue With Virgin Media About Their Broadband Installation Date; Katie & Peter: Unleashed; Katie & Peter: Down Under; Katie & Peter: African Adventures; Katie & Peter: Stateside; Peter Andre: The Next Chapter; Peter Andre: Here 2 Help; and, finally, Peter Andre: My Life."
Now at the risk of sounding a tadge rightwing in my beloved Guardian, I personally feel that it would be of great benefit to society (and a right fu**kin laugh) to round up anyone who's watched the entire canon of crap listed above and forcibly sterilise them. Or just line them up against a wall and shoot them.
I wonder how CAN Towers will react to this less-than-flattering portrayal of their erstwhile Golden Boy and the description of the "lovely" Claire as "f*cking terrifying".
(Actually, I've just had another look and there seems to have been a sudden influx of recommends for the more "positive comments")
Coincidence or CAN's wifi at its finest?:rolleyes:
Some of the comments are just brilliant, did you see this?
boynamedstu
29 August 2013 8:07pm
Poor old Peter. He was the pre-malignant mole to Katie Price's Chesney Hawkes. Only one could reasonably be expected to survive removal from the other.
We really do need a proper 'applause' smiley for that one! :D
Peter Pratdre is getting my goat with his current ramblings.
I shall tell thee why.
"Things will be done slightly differently. I've got to understand that I'm also with someone that's not in the industry, so we can approach this differently, which is great," Andre told The Sun.
He's making it sound like KP was the driving force in the kids being filmed and poor Pete didn't want to - and only now he's going out with someone not in the industry (although, EM is on more front covers and red carpets that KP and, for now, the medical career is up the swanney...so I would beg to differ) he can raise his children out of the spotlight. If you felt like that,Peter why do you continue to film your children and put them on TV for YEARS after your divorce? Another passive-agressive swipe at the ex, all her fault the kids are on tv, not Peters. If "doing things differently" is "great" then why didn't you switch off the cameras when you got divorced?
THIS ^^^^^ EXACTLY
Pity him being with someone not in the industry didnt stop him from approaching/selling his brothers life and death out on his pathetic show, now that would have been GREAT :mad:
Peter Pratdre is getting my goat with his current ramblings.
I shall tell thee why.
"Things will be done slightly differently. I've got to understand that I'm also with someone that's not in the industry, so we can approach this differently, which is great" Andre told The Sun.
He's making it sound like KP was the driving force in the kids being filmed and poor Pete didn't want to - and only now he's going out with someone not in the industry (although, EM is on more front covers and red carpets that KP and, for now, the medical career is up the swanney...so I would beg to differ) he can raise his children out of the spotlight. If you felt like that,Peter why do you continue to film your children and put them on TV for YEARS after your divorce? Another passive-agressive swipe at the ex, all her fault the kids are on tv, not Peters. If "doing things differently" is "great" then why didn't you switch off the cameras when you got divorced?
That's exactly the impression I got Daisy, poor Pete:rolleyes:
a) because it peed off KP no end and there wasn't anything she could do about it.
b) it beats actually working for a living.
I wonder how CAN Towers will react to this less-than-flattering portrayal of their erstwhile Golden Boy and the description of the "lovely" Claire as "f*cking terrifying".
(Actually, I've just had another look and there seems to have been a sudden influx of recommends for the more "positive comments") Coincidence or CAN's wifi at its finest?:rolleyes:
I suspect BIB, Azura, as the same kind of thing seems to apply to any less than complimentary comments on his stupid channel ie they suddenly disappear:rolleyes:
The Wembley dream is still alive:rolleyes:
Either in the exclusive in OK, or New Mag, hes still chirping on about his wish to play Wembley. Deluded or what.
Now bunny I don't believe you would have said this:
He certainly seemed likable, and not only in the way that most people would when standing next to Katie Price. While there was something of an inevitability to the way in which the pair's kids were regularly wheeled out for photo shoots, he's remained polite, grateful for his career and, in the frequently grotty industry in which he finds himself, arguably rather decent. He is now expecting a child with someone whose desire for public affection is considerably less fanatical than Price's and perhaps his respect for that way of life explains why an ongoing fly-on-the-wall lifestyle may no longer be tenable or attractive.:)
Comments
Not while there is still breath in his body.
Yup - if you meant will all of them be on the next show.
Agree with all of this.
Has anyone read this?
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/lostinshowbiz/2013/aug/29/peter-andre-retiring-itv2-spotlight
Some of the comments are truly hilarious
"..a perfect storm of desperation and narcissism"
"..a pathetic attention seeker"
"..a needy inept self-obsessed man-child who can't tie his own shoelaces without the intercession of his manager..."
And my own favourite
"Good...I've lost three tellies booting the screen in because of that f*cker"
(Apologies to Anna - I was laughing so much at the comments I didn't see your post).:)
No worries - the comments are just simply priceless!
What a brilliant article - couldn't have put it better myself!
This made me laugh from the article.
When Jordan Met Peter; Jordan & Peter: Laid Bare; Jordan & Peter: Marriage and Mayhem; Katie & Peter: The Next Chapter; Katie & Peter: The Baby Diaries; Katie & Peter Argue With Virgin Media About Their Broadband Installation Date; Katie & Peter: Unleashed; Katie & Peter: Down Under; Katie & Peter: African Adventures; Katie & Peter: Stateside; Peter Andre: The Next Chapter; Peter Andre: Here 2 Help; and, finally, Peter Andre: My Life.
Never mind the article, I just wish I could claim some of the comments underneath.
I shall tell thee why.
"Things will be done slightly differently. I've got to understand that I'm also with someone that's not in the industry, so we can approach this differently, which is great," Andre told The Sun.
He's making it sound like KP was the driving force in the kids being filmed and poor Pete didn't want to - and only now he's going out with someone not in the industry (although, EM is on more front covers and red carpets that KP and, for now, the medical career is up the swanney...so I would beg to differ) he can raise his children out of the spotlight. If you felt like that,Peter why do you continue to film your children and put them on TV for YEARS after your divorce? Another passive-agressive swipe at the ex, all her fault the kids are on tv, not Peters. If "doing things differently" is "great" then why didn't you switch off the cameras when you got divorced?
This comment made me laugh even longer and louder:
ZuluTwenty
29 August 2013 8:37pm
"When Jordan Met Peter; Jordan & Peter: Laid Bare; Jordan & Peter: Marriage and Mayhem; Katie & Peter: The Next Chapter; Katie & Peter: The Baby Diaries; Katie & Peter Argue With Virgin Media About Their Broadband Installation Date; Katie & Peter: Unleashed; Katie & Peter: Down Under; Katie & Peter: African Adventures; Katie & Peter: Stateside; Peter Andre: The Next Chapter; Peter Andre: Here 2 Help; and, finally, Peter Andre: My Life."
Now at the risk of sounding a tadge rightwing in my beloved Guardian, I personally feel that it would be of great benefit to society (and a right fu**kin laugh) to round up anyone who's watched the entire canon of crap listed above and forcibly sterilise them. Or just line them up against a wall and shoot them.
boynamedstu
29 August 2013 8:07pm
Poor old Peter. He was the pre-malignant mole to Katie Price's Chesney Hawkes. Only one could reasonably be expected to survive removal from the other.
a) because it peed off KP no end and there wasn't anything she could do about it.
b) it beats actually working for a living.
I wonder how CAN Towers will react to this less-than-flattering portrayal of their erstwhile Golden Boy and the description of the "lovely" Claire as "f*cking terrifying".
(Actually, I've just had another look and there seems to have been a sudden influx of recommends for the more "positive comments")
Coincidence or CAN's wifi at its finest?
We really do need a proper 'applause' smiley for that one!
THIS ^^^^^ EXACTLY
Pity him being with someone not in the industry didnt stop him from approaching/selling his brothers life and death out on his pathetic show, now that would have been GREAT :mad:
Thanks so much for that Anna, best laugh I've had for a while!
Referring to him as "Walter Orange" love it:D
As for this........." Andre's two-strong chain of coffee shops":D:D.
That's exactly the impression I got Daisy, poor Pete:rolleyes:
I suspect BIB, Azura, as the same kind of thing seems to apply to any less than complimentary comments on his stupid channel ie they suddenly disappear:rolleyes:
Priceless:D:D:D:D
Dont you just love those Guardian readers. The journalist and I must have been separated at birth, as he has said everything I would.
Someone better hide this article from him, or hes going to be rushing to the barn to see Claire for a pep talk:D Did she sell it yet?
Noooo - you'e having me on. He's a dad? He has children? REALLY??
Either in the exclusive in OK, or New Mag, hes still chirping on about his wish to play Wembley. Deluded or what.
Hard to take that as a serious piece of investigative journalism when they claim he was the king of the Jungle.
He wasn't even the groom of the stool.
They are just repeating his version of events. He tells lies to make himself look good. Hardly a reliable source.
Sorry...missed to point.
Sitting here fake baking myself in penance.
He certainly seemed likable, and not only in the way that most people would when standing next to Katie Price. While there was something of an inevitability to the way in which the pair's kids were regularly wheeled out for photo shoots, he's remained polite, grateful for his career and, in the frequently grotty industry in which he finds himself, arguably rather decent. He is now expecting a child with someone whose desire for public affection is considerably less fanatical than Price's and perhaps his respect for that way of life explains why an ongoing fly-on-the-wall lifestyle may no longer be tenable or attractive.:)
This. Some of the write up was funny, but whoever, needs to get their facts correct.
I can forgive the lazy journalism, the rest of the very precise article more than made up for it. Loved it!:D:D