Katie Prices new man.

Michelle_Clarke · 19/12/12 - 09:03

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/4704750/katie-price-pulls-male-stripper-who-worked-on-eastenders.html

I thought I would be very helpful and save us all some time.

Her:
"He's the best I've ever had" "I can't keep my hands off him" "his dick is enormous" "love of my life"
Him:
"She's insatiable" "she's so sexy" "shes so sweet & loving"

6 weeks later
Her:
"he was using me for my fame" "he was crap in bed" "his dick is an acorn"
Him:
"she never wanted sex" " shes nasty and vindictive" "shes hooked on her ex, no not that one or that one, no not him the other one Pete"

The end;)

D***** · 19/12/12 - 09:57

She spouts the same guff about each blokes doesn't she?

In other news, why are there strippers at a fundraising event for a children's charity? No kids there but Inappropriate?

Also their kid's uncle has just passed away. Might be respectful and decent to lay low and spend time with them whilst offering to help Peter in any way she can without getting her jollies with a new bloke?

[Deleted User] · 19/12/12 - 10:09

Cheap slapper.

Saltydog1955 · 19/12/12 - 10:15

To PA after his brother's death: 'My Thoughts Are With You'

http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news/98845/My-Thoughts-Are-With-You-Katie-Price-Supports-Peter-Andre-After-Brother-Andrews-Death

No they aren't. The only person she ever thinks of is Katie Price. Number one, first and always.

milly · 19/12/12 - 10:28

Oh dear,what has she picked up there,is he even straight,can she get through the day without a bloke,what a sad old cow she is...

[Deleted User] · 19/12/12 - 11:07

milly wrote: »

Oh dear,what has she picked up there,is he even straight,can she get through the day without a bloke,what a sad old cow she is...

A disposable Convenient Penis, another one with a washboard stomach

Betty Britain · 19/12/12 - 11:12

As usual the bile has started...She didn't post it on twitter and hasn't made any comments to the media ...

scone · 19/12/12 - 11:25

Personally a man who looks slippery and greasy is not appealing and not someone I'd want to be gripping on to when hanging over a cliff top, because I would slip off him to my death. if you can't sweat on your own then stop rubbing margarine on your bodies because it attracts flies and loose hairs and dust land on you and if you're lucky a pigeon feather with a bit of poo attached, if you want the permanent shiny look, sit in a bath

misslibertine · 19/12/12 - 11:39

Henson didn't last long then? Whatever that was all about.

scone · 19/12/12 - 11:51

misslibertine wrote: »

Henson didn't last long then? Whatever that was all about.

He was another sausage sizzling

muddipaws · 19/12/12 - 12:09

Oh god not already. Bur good news today she isn't going into BB but tweeted she would like to. How desperate is she. Would hope she would be plugging the special school she is patron of?

The Prumeister · 19/12/12 - 13:33

D***** wrote: »

She spouts the same guff about each blokes doesn't she?

In other news, why are there strippers at a fundraising event for a children's charity? No kids there but Inappropriate?

Also their kid's uncle has just passed away. Might be respectful and decent to lay low and spend time with them whilst offering to help Peter in any way she can without getting her jollies with a new bloke?

I can't believe I'm about to defend Katie Price - I may well never be the same again - but life does go on after death and there's no reason why she shouldn't go about her daily business following Pete's brother's death.. I've no idea what the kids' relationship was like with his brother - maybe they didn't see him that much. Maybe the kids are with Pete at the moment?

This is Katie Price we're talking about - as I said, why shouldn't she go about her daily business as usual? As her daily business as usual involves hooking up with which ever useless brain dead sap she can find, looks like it's business as usual:D

Saltydog1955 · 19/12/12 - 13:42

Betty Britain wrote: »

As usual the bile has started...She didn't post it on twitter ..

But he did.......

Kieran later posted a photo of them snogging online and declared: “I couldn’t be happier in my life right now!”

He added yesterday after a shopping trip to Bluewater in Kent with the model: “Had fun with my baby girl Miss Katie Price.”

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/4704750/katie-price-pulls-male-stripper-who-worked-on-eastenders.html

cazzz · 19/12/12 - 13:45

he's probably got a career move to get on the zlist ladder...she really doesn't do things quietly. Rushes in, as if to show the previous ex that she is now taken. But with past any decent man who keeps out of the limelight would run a mile.

[Deleted User] · 19/12/12 - 13:58

Now there's a man that looks like he enjoys a good grey goose

cazzz · 19/12/12 - 14:02

Phyllis Stein wrote: »

Now there's a man that looks like he enjoys a good grey goose

straight up or with a twist?;)

[Deleted User] · 19/12/12 - 14:08

cazzz wrote: »

straight up or with a twist?;)

I'm thinking entire fruit bowl

Jason100 · 19/12/12 - 14:11

I wonder how much money this one has?

milly · 19/12/12 - 14:24

Phyllis Stein wrote: »

Now there's a man that looks like he enjoys a good grey goose

Pmsl,that made me laugh,and an old boiling chicken too,judging by those ridiculous desperate tweets...

[Deleted User] · 19/12/12 - 14:34

Michelle_Clarke wrote: »

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/4704750/katie-price-pulls-male-stripper-who-worked-on-eastenders.html

I thought I would be very helpful and save us all some time.

Her:
"He's the best I've ever had" "I can't keep my hands off him" "his dick is enormous" "love of my life"
Him:
"She's insatiable" "she's so sexy" "shes so sweet & loving"

6 weeks later
Her:
"he was using me for my fame" "he was crap in bed" "his dick is an acorn"
Him:
"she never wanted sex" " shes nasty and vindictive" "shes hooked on her ex, no not that one or that one, no not him the other one Pete"

The end;)

Lol brilliant....... can I add good with the kids!

Betty Britain · 19/12/12 - 15:12

Saltydog1955 wrote: »

But he did.......

Exactly ... HE DID ... There are comments about her showing this when peters brother has just died...

johartuk · 19/12/12 - 15:49

Betty Britain wrote: »

Exactly ... HE DID ... There are comments about her showing this when peters brother has just died...

Presumably with her full knowledge and consent, since there don't seem to have been any outraged tweets from her about how he's violated her privacy, etc. At the very least, she appears to have been OK with him doing it and at worst, she instigated the whole thing.

Saltydog1955 · 19/12/12 - 15:53

johartuk wrote: »

Presumably with her full knowledge and consent, since there don't seem to have been any outraged tweets from her about how he's violated her privacy, etc. At the very least, she appears to have been OK with him doing it and at worst, she instigated the whole thing.

True.

And I wonder if she's been to see how her best friend Michelle Heaton is getting on after her double mastectomy?

My guess is, she hasn't.

broadshoulder · 19/12/12 - 16:04

I sometimes think the gutter is not low enough for this woman?

She wants to deeper? The midden? The Sileage pit? The centre of the earth?

Pumping Iron · 19/12/12 - 16:15

He needs to work on his legs.

The Prumeister · 19/12/12 - 16:16

broadshoulder wrote: »

I sometimes think the gutter is not low enough for this woman?

She wants to deeper? The midden? The Sileage pit? The centre of the earth?

Don't inflict Pwicceeeeeey on the poor old sileage pit:(:mad::mad:

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