This mobile communication device, which makes no distinction between the left or right handed, is beautifully crafted so thay your script can be applied to the page with either broad or fine strokes. The device does not need recharging, is light and portable and can be customised by adding the ink colour you prefer. The linear shape is ideal for pointing at objects to reinforce a point. No top pocket or handbag can do without it.
This mobile communication device, which makes no distinction between the left or right handed, is beautifully crafted so thay your script can be applied to the page with either broad or fine strokes. The device does not need recharging, is light and portable and can be customised by adding the ink colour you prefer. The linear shape is ideal for pointing at objects to reinforce a point. No top pocket or handbag can do without it.
Depends on the type of pen.
I'm left handed and have smudge issues with wet ink pens.
"My friend's mum won the £1,200 link jackpot at Gala bingo using this pen - she wanted to pass the luck along (that's how she got the pen in the first place) -so gave it to my mate and his four horse accumulator came up - so he sold it to me for £20 and yesterday I got five numbers in the Thunderball lottery. But you have to promise to pass it on when you win - yours for a bargain £10."
"My friend's mum won the £1,200 link jackpot at Gala bingo using this pen - she wanted to pass the luck along (that's how she got the pen in the first place) -so gave it to my mate and his four horse accumulator came up - so he sold it to me for £20 and yesterday I got five numbers in the Thunderball lottery. But you have to promise to pass it on when you win - yours for a bargain £10."
I remember on a managment course years ago I had to give a 5 minute talk on a potato.
Off topic I know:)
I bloody hate those things. The last one we attended had something similar, we had to pick a random topic from a box and then give a 10-minute presentation on it to a room full of people who didn't want to be there and who were mainly thinking about spending the night in the hotel bar.
Think your supposed to say things like, it has a lid, so you can keep it in your pocket without it leaking / drying out, or it has a bit on it which allows it to clip it onto your pocket, or if its a highlighter, say it allows you to highlight bits of text and crap like that, and yeah, if its a lid with a hole in, mention the fact if you rammed it down the interviewers throat for asking such a dumb question, it probably wouldn't suffocate him/her unfortunately !!. Oh, and if it has rubber grips / ridges where you hold it you could say this helps you to grip the pen.
Makes all your mistakes more permanent than a pencil, and messier too. Here let me sell you this pencil instead. A pen is useful, but only if you already have a pencil, I mean signatures are usually done in pen, and with both you're fit to fill in any kind of form. Just so happens we have a discount on pens! By the way I also have this really nice bridge...
"I'm not going to sell you this pen, I'm going to GIVE you this pen. But after you've used it, you'll be so impressed by it, that you'll want to pay me for it"
I'd wait until I saw you using your own pen and then I'd put on a sad face and tell you how unfortunate it is that you're forced to carry on using that pen.
I'd then tell you that I used to have a pen like yours but I feel much better now I've got this pen, but I don't think I'll be able to get one for you as well.
Just let me call my pen supplier and I'll see what I can do...
*EDIT*
Or, you could repackage the old joke...
"This pen has a GPS locator built into it which means it's impossible to steal and it's also got an integral beeper and strobe light which means it's easy to locate if you lose it, even in complete darkness or busy areas"
How much would you pay for a printer?
A portable printer?
Cordless?
Never needs recharging?
Doesn't use expensive ink or toner cartridges?
That much?
Well for just a fraction of that cost....
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When he ask you prove ask him what colour he'll say red purple green whatever's
Then you write red purple green
It got me a job anyway
I'm left handed and have smudge issues with wet ink pens.
Off topic I know:)
That's good:D
I bloody hate those things. The last one we attended had something similar, we had to pick a random topic from a box and then give a 10-minute presentation on it to a room full of people who didn't want to be there and who were mainly thinking about spending the night in the hotel bar.
Think your supposed to say things like, it has a lid, so you can keep it in your pocket without it leaking / drying out, or it has a bit on it which allows it to clip it onto your pocket, or if its a highlighter, say it allows you to highlight bits of text and crap like that, and yeah, if its a lid with a hole in, mention the fact if you rammed it down the interviewers throat for asking such a dumb question, it probably wouldn't suffocate him/her unfortunately !!. Oh, and if it has rubber grips / ridges where you hold it you could say this helps you to grip the pen.
Très drôle!
Must have been tricky balancing on that and talking
I got "The digestive system of a camel" but only for two minutes.
The five minute speakers got prep time.
I'd then tell you that I used to have a pen like yours but I feel much better now I've got this pen, but I don't think I'll be able to get one for you as well.
Just let me call my pen supplier and I'll see what I can do...
*EDIT*
Or, you could repackage the old joke...
"This pen has a GPS locator built into it which means it's impossible to steal and it's also got an integral beeper and strobe light which means it's easy to locate if you lose it, even in complete darkness or busy areas"
"That's amazing! Where did you get it?"
"I found it".
A portable printer?
Cordless?
Never needs recharging?
Doesn't use expensive ink or toner cartridges?
That much?
Well for just a fraction of that cost....