It's Mine... All Mine (Part 22)

CrazyLoop · 07/09/13 - 05:43

You'll have to wait wur, she's gone to bed

eugenespeed · 07/09/13 - 12:41

Morning peeps.

Been awake since about 4. Just couldn't get back to sleep.

eugenespeed · 07/09/13 - 13:45

Gateshead getting a lot of mentions on TalkSPORT this morning.

Not a bad thing

twassington · 07/09/13 - 14:41

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*empties box*

Morning all peepsicles!!!

Mrs Teapot · 07/09/13 - 15:45

Good Morning

Had a lovely pleasant evening and did not spill any vino on my keyboard

mr. mustard · 07/09/13 - 15:55

In Praise of Thomas Crapper

Victoriana’s many
Inventors boast deep ranks
But when you spend a penny
One plumber should get thanks.

Charles Darwin’s soaring mission
Gave God a shock defeat,
While Thomas’s ambition
Stayed underneath the seat.

His name amused the nation,
Crap’s not a pleasant word
Yet brief investigation
Proves Thomas was no turd.

John Harrington was zealous,
His new flusher made streams
While Mr C would sell us
The smooth bowl of our dreams.

No working hour was squandered,
Reports from then we have
Explain how what he pondered
Transformed the humble lav.

Lord Byron improved rhyming
And Shakespeare helped the stage
And now with perfect timing
The khazi came of age.

Soon everywhere from Russia
To Neasden and Toulouse
Embraced the modern flusher,
A great advance for loos.

Full-bearded, wise and dapper,
He made all systems flow,
So think of Thomas Crapper
The next time that you go.

©

CrazyLoop · 07/09/13 - 16:25

Morning all

Well done Mrs T

twassington · 07/09/13 - 16:29

mr. mustard wrote: »

In Praise of Thomas Crapper

Victoriana’s many
Inventors boast deep ranks
But when you spend a penny
One plumber should get thanks.

Charles Darwin’s soaring mission
Gave God a shock defeat,
While Thomas’s ambition
Stayed underneath the seat.

His name amused the nation,
Crap’s not a pleasant word
Yet brief investigation
Proves Thomas was no turd.

John Harrington was zealous,
His new flusher made streams
While Mr C would sell us
The smooth bowl of our dreams.

No working hour was squandered,
Reports from then we have
Explain how what he pondered
Transformed the humble lav.

Lord Byron improved rhyming
And Shakespeare helped the stage
And now with perfect timing
The khazi came of age.

Soon everywhere from Russia
To Neasden and Toulouse
Embraced the modern flusher,
A great advance for loos.

Full-bearded, wise and dapper,
He made all systems flow,
So think of Thomas Crapper
The next time that you go.

©

:D:D *round of applause* That's brilliant, Musty! Deserves it's own thread. You know how so many posters are obsessed with poo and toilet humour

mr. mustard · 07/09/13 - 16:38

twassington wrote: »

:D:D *round of applause* That's brilliant, Musty! Deserves it's own thread. You know how so many posters are obsessed with poo and toilet humour

Ta Twass

It's not my favourite topic by a long chalk, but I thought Thomas deserved a tribute

twassington · 07/09/13 - 16:47

mr. mustard wrote: »

Ta Twass It's not my favourite topic by a long chalk, but I thought Thomas deserved a tribute

Where would we be without him, eh?

**thinks of hole in wooden floor in local Town Hall** :eek::D

mr. mustard · 07/09/13 - 17:01

twassington wrote: »

**thinks of hole in wooden floor in local Town Hall** :eek::D

Oh yeah

The ode's an exclusive, it's not going on the Poetry thread till Sunday

mr. mustard · 07/09/13 - 17:12

I'm off out for a walk

eugenespeed · 07/09/13 - 18:10

I'm off to the footy!

CrazyLoop · 07/09/13 - 19:36

I've just spent the last 2 hours going through OVER 90 photo albums (well whatever those packet things are) looking for pictures of my nephew as part of his birthday present....!!!!

He better like this present, all the time and effort that's going into it

twassington · 07/09/13 - 19:58

Home made presents are the best....but kids don't always appreciate them as much as adults .....

Another marathon gardon sesh! I really should be quite fit after all this LOL....

CrazyLoop · 07/09/13 - 20:18

Indeed Twass, he's 18 so will be an adult rather than a child :eek:

I really don't want him to grow up lol

twassington · 07/09/13 - 21:07

At 18 he already is grown up....he won't mature any more until he's knocking 60

I've shoved a lovely little chook in the oven, Mrs T will be drooling later when she reads

CrazyLoop · 07/09/13 - 21:50

He still has a bit of growing up to do yet to change his behaviour

He's soooo tell, he's well over 6ft

I spent so many years being taller than him and then he rudely overtook me

Oooooooh!

twassington · 07/09/13 - 21:54

Most men have a bit of growing up to do. Maturity is not their forte

Glorious evening here with Autumnal smells....well, chicken smells actually LOL

eugenespeed · 07/09/13 - 22:50

Good afternoon out, we won 2-1

twassington · 07/09/13 - 22:59

Great eug! Glad you got to the match :cool: A day off the tablets hopefully

eugenespeed · 07/09/13 - 23:34

twassington wrote: »

Great eug! Glad you got to the match :cool: A day off the tablets hopefully

Yeah. Decided to leave them today.

Got Beat Surrender on now

twassington · 08/09/13 - 00:15

eugenespeed wrote: »

Yeah. Decided to leave them today.

Got Beat Surrender on now

Some things never change :cool: Did you allow yourself a non diet snack at the footy?

eugenespeed · 08/09/13 - 00:20

twassington wrote: »

Some things never change :cool: Did you allow yourself a non diet snack at the footy?

I had a couple of drinks at the footy, but got Chicken Kiev and chips in the oven for tea.

Very unhealthy, but sod it, I'm having a great Saturday

twassington · 08/09/13 - 00:24

eugenespeed wrote: »

I had a couple of drinks at the footy, but got Chicken Kiev and chips in the oven for tea.

Very unhealthy, but sod it, I'm having a great Saturday

If it's oven chips it's not so unhealthy as you think, eug....specially if you have some veg with it. :cool:

Hey there!

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