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Ugh, why do i keep trumping?

Steffan_LeachSteffan_Leach Posts: 4,669
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I'm kneeling down sorting out papers on the floor. But like every two minutes I trump.. Trump trump trump…
At the moment I'm Steffan Leach trumpy-bum.
I'm like, ugh why do i keep trumping though? Anyone else trump when you kneel down or do exercise?

Its sooooooooo annoying lol.

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    Steffan_LeachSteffan_Leach Posts: 4,669
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    Anyone gonna reply? Lol.
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    farmer bobfarmer bob Posts: 27,595
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    #3
    Lay off the cheese, beans, kebabs, lentils*

    *delete as appropriate :-D

    Incidentally, better out, than in :-)
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    Steffan_LeachSteffan_Leach Posts: 4,669
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    Beans beans,
    Good for your heart,

    The more you eat,
    The more you…..
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    bootyachebootyache Posts: 15,462
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    [highlight]hello[/highlight]
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    Y MeY Me Posts: 4,901
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    Yer've got the beginnings of a serious bout of the shites!!!!!!!:o :o:o:o:o:o
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    Steffan_LeachSteffan_Leach Posts: 4,669
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    Y Me wrote: »
    Yer've got the beginnings of a serious bout of the shites!!!!!!!:o :o:o:o:o:o

    Yeah, I really need a big fat smelly poo now, but someones in the bathroom. >:(


    They're like, wait 5 minutes but I'm like, "Ugh, I keep trumping though". :blush:
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    Billy_ValueBilly_Value Posts: 22,920
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    i find one difficult to fart when one is expecting a poo
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    deans6571deans6571 Posts: 6,137
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    Steffan_Leach wrote: »
    Beans beans,
    Good for your heart,

    The more you eat,
    The more you…..

    ....FART
    The more you FART, the better you feel, so eat them up for EVERY meal!!!

    :D:D *trumpsmiley*
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    Steffan_LeachSteffan_Leach Posts: 4,669
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    deans6571 wrote: »
    ....FART
    The more you FART, the better you feel, so eat them up for EVERY meal!!!

    :D:D *trumpsmiley*

    Not heard that one before!
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    Steffan_LeachSteffan_Leach Posts: 4,669
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    Billy_Value wrote: »
    i find one difficult to fart when one is expecting a poo

    For me it's the oppposite, when I need a poop, I stuggle to keep it in! :blush:
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    farmer bobfarmer bob Posts: 27,595
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    Charcoal tablets can help
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