funniest line yet?

catt · 19/08/12 - 14:16

cheryl's reference to her crunch being seen in the shower has made me laugh all weekend

whats your funniest phrase so far?

Toy_Hero · 19/08/12 - 14:18

I think the funniest line came on the first night with Julie

"Just f**kin' leave it!"
"don't talk sh*te!!"

It kills me just thinking about it

[Deleted User] · 19/08/12 - 14:19

Julian saying about The Situation .....He's hardly the shrinking violet.

Sunnydays · 19/08/12 - 14:21

Mine went something like this......

Ashley to Julian.....talking about judo.......and Ashley offering to show Julian some judo moves.......

Julian to Ashley........please remember, I DO have brittle bones......:p

Bananafish · 19/08/12 - 14:21

"Hello Davina"
"I'm doing Big Brother really, because I'm desperate"
"Don't talk shite!"
"LEAVE IT!"
"We'll be like Gorillas In The Mist"
"I love Reggie Kray, he voted me out"

[Deleted User] · 19/08/12 - 14:22

Julian to Cheryl 1st night,

"I didn't recognise you without the balaclava."

[Deleted User] · 19/08/12 - 14:24

I love those sparkly shoes!
If you click your heels three times,
does it mean we get to go home?

catt · 19/08/12 - 14:24

emily66 wrote: »

Julian to Cheryl 1st night,

"I didn't recognise you without the balaclava."

ha ha yes!!

Margo Channing · 19/08/12 - 14:28

"cleanliness is next to godliness so have a f****n bath"

catt · 19/08/12 - 14:30

i think most things Julie says will make me guffaw
she's so damn earthy

white tigress · 19/08/12 - 14:38

Julian: [re: The Sitch's sniffy 'moral' turn against Danica's job] "Well, HE's hardly the Virgin Mary!"
Also LOVED Cheryl's 'crunch' moment--bliss.

catt · 20/08/12 - 20:04

more more

rivethead · 20/08/12 - 20:07

"20% of 100 is 5%"

She said it with such conviction, which just made it funnier

Bananafish · 20/08/12 - 20:07

"Oh, it was definitely a 10"

[Deleted User] · 20/08/12 - 20:08

Toy_Hero wrote: »

I think the funniest line came on the first night with Julie

"Just f**kin' leave it!"
"don't talk sh*te!!"

It kills me just thinking about it

yep agree with this

[Deleted User] · 20/08/12 - 20:09

"Whatever she is doing she must be doing it right"

[Deleted User] · 20/08/12 - 20:12

Julian to Brian: "I've come on Big Brother to widen my circle."

[Deleted User] · 20/08/12 - 20:14

Julie talking about the mouldy banana stands out for me!

[Deleted User] · 20/08/12 - 20:15

They were all talking about Lorenzo and Julie said something along the lines of 'Leave him, if he wants to be a prince he can be', cracked me up

allie4 · 20/08/12 - 20:18

JPartridge wrote: »

They were all talking about Lorenzo and Julie said something along the lines of 'Leave him, if he wants to be a prince he can be', cracked me up

That was sweet! I felt like the next line should be "Now just go and play NICELY"!!!:D

ligloo · 20/08/12 - 20:20

The sitch talking about his ring and Julian says I've got a nice ring.... Totally over the head moment for poor Mike

prometheusdeb · 20/08/12 - 20:24

Julian to Jasmine when he was picking her for his talent agency, "We'll fatten you up and put you on the catwalk". Of course, that only made it into one of the online clips. They don't want to put any of the good stuff into the highlights show. People might see it.