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Wayne, why play away when you've got this at home?

ShoobeedooShoobeedoo Posts: 304
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I believe he has to play away about once a fortnight, it goes with the job, get over it Coleen :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 5,449
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    doesn't matter how much she spends, she'll always look ordinary
    she's just not that good looking
    but then nor is he!
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    Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    She is far too good for him but she'll stay because of the money and the kudos of being Mrs Rooney

    Tbh, if he wasn't a multi millionaire footballer, he'd be lucky to pull skanky ho's let alone anyone half decent
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    nats18nats18 Posts: 8,221
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    She's pretty not stunning but then look at Wayne he's not even that and looks way old for his age.
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    ViridianaViridiana Posts: 8,017
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    She's not pretty and she's totally chavvy. But she's better looking than him.

    That pic is just terrible.
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    The PrumeisterThe Prumeister Posts: 22,398
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    Wayne Rooney could be married to a hybrid of Elle McPherson, Heidi Klum and Angelina and he would still cheat with skanks simply because he can. Colleen - like the ghastly Toni Terry, puts up and shuts up because (IMHO) she likes the money and the lifestyle and her self respect doesn't get a look in.
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    broadshoulderbroadshoulder Posts: 18,758
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    She can look as gorgeous as she wants....but if she has a headache every night...

    Whats he to do?
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    wacky joewacky joe Posts: 1,971
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    You can take the girl out of the estate,but you can't take the estate out of the girl.Money is her passion,no morals.
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    abarthmanabarthman Posts: 8,501
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    A good photographer/Photoshop expert can make even the plainest, chavviest woman look good.

    I wonder how many shots they had to discard because they were beyond hope?

    He may look like Shrek, but he is mega-wealthy and can buy the company of women who are much prettier than her.
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    Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    abarthman wrote: »
    He may look like Shrek, but he is mega-wealthy and can buy the company of women who are much prettier than her.

    And yet he chooses to pay for the pleasure of skanks :confused:
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    abarthmanabarthman Posts: 8,501
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    Blondie X wrote: »
    And yet he chooses to pay for the pleasure of skanks :confused:
    There's no accounting for his taste! :D
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    artlesschaosartlesschaos Posts: 11,345
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    His behaviour has nothing to do with her, or what she looks like (airbrushed or not) and everything to do with the fact he thinks he can do what he want, and he'll get away with it. Everyone around him is bought and paid for.
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    Beautiful_HarvBeautiful_Harv Posts: 9,144
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    airbrushed to buggery
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,804
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    Beautiful_Harv wrote: »
    airbrushed to buggery


    Absolutely !!!!!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,232
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    lol it barely looks like her! Not a good image for young girls to see.
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    Hogs HeadHogs Head Posts: 21,361
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    Looks aren't everything.
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    abarthmanabarthman Posts: 8,501
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    Hogs Head wrote: »
    Looks aren't everything.
    That's what ugly people say.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,218
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    Mayne Wayne should be spending his millions on his own personal airbrush that he can use at home ;)
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    mousymousy Posts: 926
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    maybe he doesnt like fat birds
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,874
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    abarthman wrote: »
    That's what ugly people say.

    ..and thast's what thick people say.
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    len112len112 Posts: 4,156
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    Why go dogging in a cold car park when you can have a comfy warm bed :rolleyes:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,206
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    Was it an arranged marriage?
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    Ricky D GervaisRicky D Gervais Posts: 2,429
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    ^Well I doubt it was a surprise one.
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    DavetheScotDavetheScot Posts: 16,623
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    artlesschaos wrote: »
    His behaviour has nothing to do with her, or what she looks like (airbrushed or not) and everything to do with the fact he thinks he can do what he want, and he'll get away with it. Everyone around him is bought and paid for.

    Totally agree.

    I'm less cynical than others about Coleen's reasons nfor staying with Wayne. I honestly think she genuinely clings to the notion that her marriage is worth saving.
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    elnombreelnombre Posts: 3,625
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    Considering his penchant for granny groping, I doubt looks really come into it. Also, who cares? If she wants to play doormat to the biggest moron in the potato field, let her.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 406
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    She is incredibly ordinary looking but it is nice that very ordinary girls have someone to aspire to be
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